~qp~ My Inbox

[Primalex]

So, sometimes I have pm conversations, I really don't get. Well, you are never too old to learn, so I give you some insights in my daily conversations here in this thread, maybe you have some hints for me.

I read one of your posts, for some reason it intrigued me. So why is it you don't seem to get along with others on here? This may have been an old post, sorry if it is.

I am not sure if I found you on a bdsm site, I am not much into that. Just thought I would say hi.

Uhm, well, hi.

I get along wonderfully with everyone. I just don't pretend to be nice to get some nookie. I don't know either if you found me on a bdsm site and I don't know either if it was an old post. Your PM lacks a bit of information. But I like your tits.

Ok, now I see why you have trouble getting along with people.

Thanks for the confirmation.

Did I do something wrong?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

So, sometimes I have pm conversations, I really don't get. Well, you are never too old to learn, so I give you some insights in my daily conversations here in this thread, maybe you have some hints for me.

Did I do something wrong?

Dunno. You'll have to copy-paste the picture of her tits for us to be sure.

 

[intothewoods]

Oh my god. You are a riot, Primalex. Hats off to ya. Love the wedding thread too. Good stuff.

 

[Primalex]

Dunno. You'll have to copy-paste the picture of her tits for us to be sure.

Well, I want to prevent certain "Hey, funny, those tits look a lot like those of my wife" incidents, you know..so no tits for the crowd.

 

[be_ignited]

I'm always kind of puzzled by people who post pictures of their tits, asses, genitalia, etc and then get offended when you comment on them.

 

[Primalex]

I'm always kind of puzzled by people who post pictures of their tits, asses, genitalia, etc and then get offended when you comment on them.

By the way, got the phone number of the blonde girl on your profile picture?

 

[Primalex]

Another failed attempt to get into the pants of a girl. Any suggestions for improvements? This one will be way too long with the traditional quote style, so this one will have to do:

Hi,
Im sorry to bother you, but I had to say the cute puppies were a great touch.
Thank you.

Unfortunately the price for bothering me is much higher than a simple excuse. How do you intend to pay?

I dont know...some witty banter? Tell you that I love Ash?lol What is the price?

Can you combine witty banter and the 'I love Ash' statement? This would be a start.

I am employee of the month at S mart.

I really hope you don't need to earn your money with witty banter. What other qualities do you have?

None i suck...oh wait that is a good quality

Online it isn't.

 

[Primalex]

wow... remind me not to PM random flirts at you Primalex....

on second though, i think i can remember that on my own

Primalex guide to flirt with Primalex​

1. Attach a picture of your boobs to the pm
2. Don't write any text, you will most likely mess it up. Wait for a reply that indicates approval, like "nice tits"
3. Ask for permission to send more pictures
4. Send more pictures
5. Wait for a reply that indicates approval, like "still nice tits"
6. Enter your pickup line now and attach a full body shot. Pray.

 

[rida]

I'm always kind of puzzled by people who post pictures of their tits, asses, genitalia, etc and then get offended when you comment on them.

Yep.

Like the one that have a whole thread of body shots and get offended for cyber offering PMs ....

DISCLAIMER: this is not an invitation to check my thread and send PMs asking for cyber
but feel free to check my pics and leave a comment on the thread as for PM for cyber ... they just get ignored

Primalex guide to flirt with Primalex​

1. Attach a picture of your boobs to the pm
2. Don't write any text, you will most likely mess it up. Wait for a reply that indicates approval, like "nice tits"
3. Ask for permission to send more pictures
4. Send more pictures
5. Wait for a reply that indicates approval, like "still nice tits"
6. Enter your pickup line now and attach a full body shot. Pray.

LOL

 

[Primalex]

Yep.

Like the one that have a whole thread of body shots and get offended for cyber offering PMs ....

DISCLAIMER: this is not an invitation to check my thread and send PMs asking for cyber

I wouldn't ask you for cybersex - I mean, imagine you would say "yes", then I would be completely lost what to do! *yikes* I would ask you to strip for me in front of your webcam, to shove your largest dildo right into your pussy, to thrust long needles into your tit or to moan like some russian porn star. But cybering? pffft..

 

[rida]

I wouldn't ask you for cybersex - I mean, imagine you would say "yes", then I would be completely lost what to do! *yikes* I would ask you to strip for me in front of your webcam, to shove your largest dildo right into your pussy, to thrust long needles into your tit or to moan like some russian porn star. But cybering? pffft..

LOL

You lost me at "thrust long needles into your tit"

Me & needles? NOT in the same sentence! .... yet

And yeah ... cybering is mostly boring

 

[be_ignited]

By the way, got the phone number of the blonde girl on your profile picture?

Well, I have her permission for the picture, but she might object to me having her number handed out to perverts on the internet.

 

[graceanne]

I'm always kind of puzzled by people who post pictures of their tits, asses, genitalia, etc and then get offended when you comment on them.

Amen. It's like my niece wearing a string bikini and bitching that the guys are staring at her tits and ass. Isn't that the point of wearing one?

Primalex guide to flirt with Primalex​

1. Attach a picture of your boobs to the pm
2. Don't write any text, you will most likely mess it up. Wait for a reply that indicates approval, like "nice tits"
3. Ask for permission to send more pictures
4. Send more pictures
5. Wait for a reply that indicates approval, like "still nice tits"
6. Enter your pickup line now and attach a full body shot. Pray.

ROFLMAO

Well, I have her permission for the picture, but she might object to me having her number handed out to perverts on the internet.

Well, that's awfully close minded of her.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Well, I have her permission for the picture, but she might object to me having her number handed out to perverts on the internet.

That's okay... don't send it to him, send it to me. I'm not a pervert. <Innocent look a la KC>

 

[graceanne]

That's okay... don't send it to him, send it to me. I'm not a pervert. <Innocent look a la KC>

*cough*

Shit, warn me when you're gonna do that. I just tried to inhale my food. *cough*

 

[the captians wench]

Amen. It's like my niece wearing a string bikini and bitching that the guys are staring at her tits and ass. Isn't that the point of wearing one?



ROFLMAO



Well, that's awfully close minded of her.

Seriously! I get more offended when I don't get stares or comments. If I go through all the trouble of pushing my tits up to my chin in a corset, by glory I WANT you to stare!

saying "nice tits" will also put a smile on my face.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Seriously! I get more offended when I don't get stares or comments. If I go through all the trouble of pushing my tits up to my chin in a corset, by glory I WANT you to stare!

saying "nice tits" will also put a smile on my face.

Nice ass.

(Since we can't see your tits in your AV.)

 

[Primalex]

I'm not a pervert.

What are you good for then?

 

[Primalex]

So, next one.


Horny? You get horny off of words? I think I've found my soul mate...

Words.. and intelligence. Well .. words more.. intelligence can show in a lot of ways, but not all make me horny..

Hmm.. I'm worried about the ugly and short hair part though...


Oh, I don't have short hair. It's actually longish. And I'm growing it out more.
As for ugly...I s'pose that's for you to decide, innit?

Good point. Well, help me to decide.

How shall I do that, pray tell?

You could get into your car and visit me.
You could invite me to a webcam show.
You could send me a picture.
You could describe yourself properly.
You could let someone else describe yourself.

How shall I know what you are capable of?

I'm overwhelmed with options. I'm really not sure which to choose. But a picture seems like the easiest way, and I'm all-for easy.

Might you have one, yourself?

Bargaining? Bad style. You will receive what I deem appropriate.

Pfft, you're obviously not what I'm looking for then.


[What do you expect from me? HNG picture swapping?]

 

[Etoile]

Primalex guide to flirt with Primalex​

1. Attach a picture of your boobs to the pm
2. Don't write any text, you will most likely mess it up. Wait for a reply that indicates approval, like "nice tits"
3. Ask for permission to send more pictures
4. Send more pictures
5. Wait for a reply that indicates approval, like "still nice tits"
6. Enter your pickup line now and attach a full body shot. Pray.

Primalex WIN!

Now would you mind telling me what the ~qp~ means in the thread title? *bats eyelashes* - er, wait - *flashes tits*

 

[Primalex]

Primalex WIN!

Now would you mind telling me what the ~qp~ means in the thread title? *bats eyelashes* - er, wait - *flashes tits*

I decided that I need my own logo, for the posts at the end in the signature and for the threads I create. The p is primalex, the q is the mirror of it, due to my Gemini nature. The ~ is for the effect. Simple.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I decided that I need my own logo, for the posts at the end in the signature and for the threads I create. The p is primalex, the q is the mirror of it, due to my Gemini nature. The ~ is for the effect. Simple.

And here I thought the "qp" was for "kewpie" because so many people think you're such a doll. Now we find out it's just to make it easier for you to find your own threads.

 

[Primalex]

And here I thought the "qp" was for "kewpie" because so many people think you're such a doll.

You know that you are old when

...
#5138 you remember kewpie dolls.
...


Edit:
Hey, wait! Who is thinking I'm a doll?!!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

You know that you are old when

...
#5138 you remember kewpie dolls.
...


Edit:
Hey, wait! Who is thinking I'm a doll?!!

I've never denied that I'm old. In fact, I'm proud I've managed to survive as long as I have. When (if?) you get to this age, you probably will be, too.

Umm, note: When you deleted part of my post, you deleted the most important part of the sentence that said people think you're a doll - the , which denotes sarcasm or tongue-in-cheek-ness.

 

[Primalex]

Umm, note: When you deleted part of my post, you deleted the most important part of the sentence that said people think you're a doll - the , which denotes sarcasm or tongue-in-cheek-ness.

I thought you tried to flirt with me, you know, the innocent look towards the sky, playing with the hair etc.