True story---got hard with a nurse!

[testingdark]

OK, this happened to me just today, and it's the type of thing I'm not gonna tell my friends, but I still want to share it

I went into the hospital today to get a couple of moles removed, which were located just above my penis. This was done in a hospital.

Afterward the procedure, I was chilling in the recovery area, on my bed. I had on that stupid flimsy gown and nothing else, but I had a thick blanket over it.

So, here comes the nurse, who was an attractive older woman, maybe 40. She had an icepack and said, "here, this goes on top of the bandages," and she lifted up my blanket and gown and put the pack on. She got a full view of my cock and balls, but it wasn't anything remotely sexual. She replaced the blanket and walked away.

But the sudden jarring movement and the positioning of the ice made me go erect---what can I say, I'm a man, and I get erections very easily, even when I'm not turned on.

I was there alone, but I got more and more self-conscious, which of course made me harder I still wasn't turned on---just erect.

I took the ice pack out, because I thought it might help the erection go away. Right then, the same nurse came back over, and without a word, lifted up my blanket and gown to replace the ice pack. I was completely hard---she actually lifted up my stiff cock and slid the ice pack into place! Now, she didn't have a handjob-like grip, but she just kind gently held it with her thumb and index finger, about mid-shaft. She didn't even miss a beat. I guess she's seen it all

Then, after awhile, it was time for me to be transferred to another waiting area. The same nurse came back and said, "I need to examine your dressings." I started objecting, because I was STILL hard, but she just lifted up the gown and again held my erection with one hand to move it out of the way, so she could check my dressing.

Anyway, as I was being wheeled out, she said, "Bye, (my name)," and I honestly felt like she said it with a smirk. Later, one of the other nurses who was there (who was in her 20s like me, and pretty cute) came by my bed and had that same smirk on.

I'm actually really aroused now by it, even though it was all professional and totally non-abusive.

 

[done_got_old]

OK, this happened to me just today, and it's the type of thing I'm not gonna tell my friends, but I still want to share it

I went into the hospital today to get a couple of moles removed, which were located just above my penis. This was done in a hospital.

Afterward the procedure, I was chilling in the recovery area, on my bed. I had on that stupid flimsy gown and nothing else, but I had a thick blanket over it.

So, here comes the nurse, who was an attractive older woman, maybe 40. She had an icepack and said, "here, this goes on top of the bandages," and she lifted up my blanket and gown and put the pack on. She got a full view of my cock and balls, but it wasn't anything remotely sexual. She replaced the blanket and walked away.

But the sudden jarring movement and the positioning of the ice made me go erect---what can I say, I'm a man, and I get erections very easily, even when I'm not turned on.

I was there alone, but I got more and more self-conscious, which of course made me harder I still wasn't turned on---just erect.

I took the ice pack out, because I thought it might help the erection go away. Right then, the same nurse came back over, and without a word, lifted up my blanket and gown to replace the ice pack. I was completely hard---she actually lifted up my stiff cock and slid the ice pack into place! Now, she didn't have a handjob-like grip, but she just kind gently held it with her thumb and index finger, about mid-shaft. She didn't even miss a beat. I guess she's seen it all

Then, after awhile, it was time for me to be transferred to another waiting area. The same nurse came back and said, "I need to examine your dressings." I started objecting, because I was STILL hard, but she just lifted up the gown and again held my erection with one hand to move it out of the way, so she could check my dressing.

Anyway, as I was being wheeled out, she said, "Bye, (my name)," and I honestly felt like she said it with a smirk. Later, one of the other nurses who was there (who was in her 20s like me, and pretty cute) came by my bed and had that same smirk on.

I'm actually really aroused now by it, even though it was all professional and totally non-abusive.

Truth is stranger (and better sometimes) than fiction.

 

[testingdark]

Yeah, it was nice... She didn't laugh or get flustered at all when she saw I was hard. She just took held it for a few seconds to keep it out of the way.

In all honesty, I hope she feels flattered that I was hard like that in front of her. I hope she actually thinks about it later , the way I'm thinking about it now!

Honestly, I wonder what went through her mind when she saw I had an erection?

 

[done_got_old]

Yeah, it was nice... She didn't laugh or get flustered at all when she saw I was hard. She just took held it for a few seconds to keep it out of the way.

In all honesty, I hope she feels flattered that I was hard like that in front of her. I hope she actually thinks about it later , the way I'm thinking about it now!

Honestly, I wonder what went through her mind when she saw I had an erection?

She probably thought.............damn, another horny man.

 

[testingdark]

Ha ha!

The second time she held it, I actually had my erection covered with my hand, because I was embarrassed. She said, "No, I need to check everything," and she moved my hand, and my erection sprung into her view, and she held it.



Damn, I'm gonna have to jerk off to this memory now!

 

[done_got_old]

Ha ha!

The second time she held it, I actually had my erection covered with my hand, because I was embarrassed. She said, "No, I need to check everything," and she moved my hand, and my erection sprung into her view, and she held it.



Damn, I'm gonna have to jerk off to this memory now!

how unfortunate

 

[subwannabe]

Sounds to me like she found a way to have a little fun while being totally professional at the same time. It sounds to me like she actually enjoyed herself and it also sounds like she told the other nurse about everything.

 

[Eilan]

Honestly, I wonder what went through her mind when she saw I had an erection?

She's a professional. I'm sure she was a lot less impressed with your penis than you are.

 

[done_got_old]

She's a professional. I'm sure she was a lot less impressed with your penis than you are.

*giggles*

 

[testingdark]

She's a professional. I'm sure she was a lot less impressed with your penis than you are.

Ha ha, I actually agree... I'm sure she's been through this a hundred times before. It was a first for me!

 

[bailadora]

She's a professional. I'm sure she was a lot less impressed with your penis than you are.

True. I have a couple of friends who are nurses and based upon some of the stuff they tell me, I have to say the smirk was probably more due to your embarrassment than to your woody. Sorry to rain on your parade, Testing Dark.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Ugh. I worked on a Urology ward once and all I saw was erections (mostly on elderly men unfortunately.) Men were even known to try masturbating with a catheter insitu. For the masochistically curious, that is NOT fun.

I did once bedbath a motorcyclist who was in a high dependency unit. He was in a coma and he still got hard when we washed his groin. Talk about biological priorities.

My guess is she found it mildly amusing to see your embarrassment and to know she's been filed away in your wank bank. She probably did tell her young colleague about your erection but they're much more likely to have been amused than aroused. Male genitalia is unequivocal proof of God's sense of humour.

 

[silverwhisper]

velvet quoth:
male genitalia is unequivocal proof of god's sense of humour.

i shall need to share this quote with many, many people.

ed

 

[testingdark]

Ugh. I worked on a Urology ward once and all I saw was erections (mostly on elderly men unfortunately.) Men were even known to try masturbating with a catheter insitu. For the masochistically curious, that is NOT fun.

I did once bedbath a motorcyclist who was in a high dependency unit. He was in a coma and he still got hard when we washed his groin. Talk about biological priorities.

My guess is she found it mildly amusing to see your embarrassment and to know she's been filed away in your wank bank. She probably did tell her young colleague about your erection but they're much more likely to have been amused than aroused. Male genitalia is unequivocal proof of God's sense of humour.

I figured, which makes a lot of sense... And yes, she's in my wank bank It was strangely erotic (in HINDSIGHT), that she was ten feet away from me on the phone with her husband, discussing picking up the kids later, and then she walked over and held my erection. I guess the CFNM element is new and exciting for me! At the time, I was just embarrassed, not turned on.

It's a fun, harmless little memory to play back in my mind

 

[agedmac]

well if we're dealing with unfortunate erections then why is it that every time when I was 'younger' that women (not girls) found an excuse to see my erection? Yes, once in a doc's office (with those damn little gowns) and then once after I had seen a woman bending over exposing her nice breasts and buns through a short dress. She looked over at me and laughed when she saw my erection through my white tennis shorts and said something about 'fixing that'. But my best was after making out with a girlfriend on her couch, her mother came in and the girlfriend went to talk to a girlfriend on the phone and I was sitting on the couch, trying to cover up a painful erection that I had gotten making out with this girl. The mother did everything she could do to make sure she saw it and the more I saw her looking at it the harder I got. She eventually walked by me on the couch, rubbed my head a second and said, "ah youth!" GRIN

 

[NippleMuncher]

I figured, which makes a lot of sense... And yes, she's in my wank bank It was strangely erotic (in HINDSIGHT), that she was ten feet away from me on the phone with her husband, discussing picking up the kids later, and then she walked over and held my erection. I guess the CFNM element is new and exciting for me! At the time, I was just embarrassed, not turned on.

It's a fun, harmless little memory to play back in my mind

The fantasy is always better than reality. Just be thankful for the experience to fodder the fantasy.

Damn my luck, when I was in the hospital as a teen and needed a sponge bath, they sent in a male nurse for the duties!

 

[wild-thing]

I was in the hospital once and had to be shaved in my nether regions. I winced with anxiety when the effiminate male orderly entered my room with a razor and bowl of water and shaving cream. As he went about spreading the shaving cream I tried to concentrate on the tv. I'd never shaved before and wasn't sure what to expect. He was holding my shaving cream covered manhood in one hand while shaving my shaft and balls with the other. The physical sensations were too much and the blood starting moving south. As much as I fought the feeling, my body took over and the flag started rising. By the time he was wiping me clean the flagpole was at full mast and I was dying of embarressment. He stayed very professional throughout the whole procedure. After he left I had to rub one out quickly. The upside was that I learned to love the feeling of a clean shaven shaft and balls.

 

[NakedMale]

I was jet skiiing a while back and had a wetsuite on, The changing room was full so I got dried and changed outside sat on a chair, I took the wetsuite off under my towel and was sat down on the chair with just a towel round me. I was on a slightly higher ground. There was a younger girl may 14 or 15 laid down say 20 feet in front of me and she stared at me. I know it bad but I went really hard. I had to put my underwear and jeans on with a rock hard cock. I hid myself best I could but she was just staring with a big grin on her face.

 

[VFaulkon]

Ugh. I worked on a Urology ward once and all I saw was erections (mostly on elderly men unfortunately.) Men were even known to try masturbating with a catheter insitu. For the masochistically curious, that is NOT fun.

I did once bedbath a motorcyclist who was in a high dependency unit. He was in a coma and he still got hard when we washed his groin. Talk about biological priorities.

My guess is she found it mildly amusing to see your embarrassment and to know she's been filed away in your wank bank. She probably did tell her young colleague about your erection but they're much more likely to have been amused than aroused. Male genitalia is unequivocal proof of God's sense of humour.

While not thrilled at the thought of my extension being laughable, I have to admit it's kind of unfair having something sexual that a) sticks out when aroused, and b) has NO sense of context when touched.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I had a similar situation with a radiology tech. I had to have an ultra sound to check out a lump I found on my testicle. So here's this poor gal, trying to do a scan, and my nuts are drawing up as tight as can be. Finally after about 3 minutes of trying to get a reading she said "You have to relax or I can't do this scan."

"Relax?" I said, my anxiety making me snap. "I'm laying on a table with my legs spread while a strange woman shoots sound waves into my nuts, not to mention the fact that I was just told yesterday I have an 80% chance of losing one of my two best friends to cancer. Do you really expect me to relax right now?"

OK, not my finest moment, but her demeanor changed. She relaxed, which helped me relax. I was a little worried nature might take over, but I think I was too nervous to get hard.

 

[shykittyme]

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[Ladythunder]

Ok, not a hard cock story since I don't have one of those, but how about a medical moment (or 6hours as the case may be but who's counting?) that was embarassing, though I could see the humour at the same time?

My son was born 2 months early, so he stayed in the NICU for a month until he gained enough weight to go home I was released a week after the birth. A week later, one of my inner labia swelled to alarming proportions in a remarkably short period of time

Being convinced that if it wasn't treated immeadiately it was going to explode (literally) I went back to the hospital.

For the next 6 hours until the swelling went down all by itself I had male doctors coming in every few minutes to lift up my gown and blink at the sight that was presented there. The most disturbing part of it was hearing them say "Hmm, I've never seen anything quite like That before!" and off they would go, coming back shortly with another doctor to have a peek

I seriously thought about charging admission...

(for the record, they never did figure out what had happened, it never happened again but its not something I would wish on my worst enemy as it was freaky! lol)

 

[Jack_Samuel]

hahaha loved it. Sounds like you should send your story into playboy and pocket the hundred bucks

 

[ZoeBird]

Hey, maybe you should take the real-life inspiration of your experience, expand on it and write a Lit story!

 

[Treeview]

When I was in my mid 20s I injured my shoulder on the job and took an ambulance ride to the ER. Doing landscape work and climbing trees kept me very fit and tanned...and I got PAID for the work...

At the hospital I was gurneyed up to X-ray. The tech, a real cutie about my age too...had me sit on the x-ray table. My tshirt had been cut off by the EMTs and I was cradling my right arm like a sling to keep it from hurting. She told me that I had to take my pants off. That seemed sort odd for a shoulder xray. It was clear from ER that she was supposed to take chest/shoulder xrays. While I was struggling one handed to open my belt and jeans a guy, I assume the radiologist, walked into the camera room. He looked and said, 'Why is he taking off his pants for shoulder xrays?' His voice had a 'tone' that told me that she was caught She mumbled something and told me to just sit there...it wasn't my wishful imagination...she was flustered now. After all of this my shoulder stopped hurting

If I wouldn't have been dating I would have figured out a way to connect with the tech in case she wanted to continue with the exam.