R. Richard
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1) Girl (5,6-years-old) is walking home from elementary school. [She should be able to do this in safety, right?]
2) Some asshole in an old green pickup grabs her and takes her away. [Kidnapping right?]
3) Girl fails to get home.
4) Suspicion falls on BabyRaper, a level 3 sex offender, who lives one house away from Girl's school, despite condition of probation 1,000 yards from an school or playground.
5) SamScumbag lets BabyRaper, a level 3 sex offender live one house away from Girl's school, "Because he aint got no place else to live." [Damn lie! As you will see. Also treason, I think.]
6) Person or person unknown go to BabyRaper's hose and persuade(s) BabyRaper to tell what he did with Girl.
7) Local yokels, "I didn't see nothin', I didn't hear nothin', I don't know nothin'.
8) Girl's people [rednecks] talk with local search and rescue team.
9) Search and rescue team hits place of girl's abandonment at dawn. They track Girl down and find her about three quarters dead in the wilderness.
10) Search and rescue team gets girl to EMT who process her and take her to hospital.
11) BabyRaper, level 3 sex offender, runs to scumbags and claims that R. Richard assaulted him. [No bruises, no dislocations, hell no sprains. BabyRaper also a lyin' asshole.]
12) With Girl safe, rednecks arm themselves and go to scumbags.
13) Scumbags are kissing the ass of BabyRaper, level 3 sex offender. They want him safe. Girl? What the hell, just a redneck Girl.
14) Rednecks are about to improve the city by several scumbags.
15) The powers that be put in a call for R. Richard.
16) R. Richard goes down to scumbag central, bracing himself against the stench of chickenshit, and says, in calming tones, "There's no need for gunplay. Always trust a level 3 sex offender to steal more chain than he can swim with."
17) R. Richard then attempts to make a citizen's arrest of the BabyRaper and the scumbags. Charge: conspiricy. The scumbags have BabyRaper hidden away and won't let anyone at him. The scumbags decline. ['Our job is to enforce the law.' Yeah, right.]
18) The rednecks R. Richard then attempt to make a citizen's arrest of the BabyRaper and the scumbags. Charge: conspiricy. Once again, we're at the point of gunplay.
19) R. Richard says, in calming tones, "There's no need for gunplay. Always trust a scumbag to steal more chain than he can swim with."
20) The State scumbags come in.
21) R. Richard attempts to arrest SamScumbag for treason. SamScumbag, an armed brigand overthew the legal decision of a Judge, in violation of the US Constituton. The State police are now also guilty of conspricy.
22) Advice in a hurry please, the situation is spiraling out of control. Nobody but R. Richard wants rule of law. TIA.
2) Some asshole in an old green pickup grabs her and takes her away. [Kidnapping right?]
3) Girl fails to get home.
4) Suspicion falls on BabyRaper, a level 3 sex offender, who lives one house away from Girl's school, despite condition of probation 1,000 yards from an school or playground.
5) SamScumbag lets BabyRaper, a level 3 sex offender live one house away from Girl's school, "Because he aint got no place else to live." [Damn lie! As you will see. Also treason, I think.]
6) Person or person unknown go to BabyRaper's hose and persuade(s) BabyRaper to tell what he did with Girl.
7) Local yokels, "I didn't see nothin', I didn't hear nothin', I don't know nothin'.
8) Girl's people [rednecks] talk with local search and rescue team.
9) Search and rescue team hits place of girl's abandonment at dawn. They track Girl down and find her about three quarters dead in the wilderness.
10) Search and rescue team gets girl to EMT who process her and take her to hospital.
11) BabyRaper, level 3 sex offender, runs to scumbags and claims that R. Richard assaulted him. [No bruises, no dislocations, hell no sprains. BabyRaper also a lyin' asshole.]
12) With Girl safe, rednecks arm themselves and go to scumbags.
13) Scumbags are kissing the ass of BabyRaper, level 3 sex offender. They want him safe. Girl? What the hell, just a redneck Girl.
14) Rednecks are about to improve the city by several scumbags.
15) The powers that be put in a call for R. Richard.
16) R. Richard goes down to scumbag central, bracing himself against the stench of chickenshit, and says, in calming tones, "There's no need for gunplay. Always trust a level 3 sex offender to steal more chain than he can swim with."
17) R. Richard then attempts to make a citizen's arrest of the BabyRaper and the scumbags. Charge: conspiricy. The scumbags have BabyRaper hidden away and won't let anyone at him. The scumbags decline. ['Our job is to enforce the law.' Yeah, right.]
18) The rednecks R. Richard then attempt to make a citizen's arrest of the BabyRaper and the scumbags. Charge: conspiricy. Once again, we're at the point of gunplay.
19) R. Richard says, in calming tones, "There's no need for gunplay. Always trust a scumbag to steal more chain than he can swim with."
20) The State scumbags come in.
21) R. Richard attempts to arrest SamScumbag for treason. SamScumbag, an armed brigand overthew the legal decision of a Judge, in violation of the US Constituton. The State police are now also guilty of conspricy.
22) Advice in a hurry please, the situation is spiraling out of control. Nobody but R. Richard wants rule of law. TIA.