I just got my first lapdance. Awesome.

[Huckleman2000]

Ladies, that is a skill you should know. Consider it a lifetime sport if you must, but learn to dance all lewd and lascivious on your man. If it's even half as enjoyable for you to do it... no, make that a tenth as enjoyable for you to do it, it's got to be worth it.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Ladies, that is a skill you should know. Consider it a lifetime sport if you must, but learn to dance all lewd and lascivious on your man. If it's even half as enjoyable for you to do it... no, make that a tenth as enjoyable for you to do it, it's got to be worth it.

Now I'm wishing that I had gotten one from Melissa, a former colleague of mine who moonlighted as a stripper. But, then, she might have had me thrown like she did the guy from 7-Eleven who recognized her.

 

[Huckleman2000]

Now I'm wishing that I had gotten one from Melissa, a former colleague of mine who moonlighted as a stripper. But, then, she might have had me thrown like she did the guy from 7-Eleven who recognized her.

Yeah, it's maybe too close for someone you work with. But she could've recommended a colleague for you, I'm sure.

 

[damppanties]

Ladies, that is a skill you should know. Consider it a lifetime sport if you must, but learn to dance all lewd and lascivious on your man. If it's even half as enjoyable for you to do it... no, make that a tenth as enjoyable for you to do it, it's got to be worth it.

I got treated to a male striptease once too. It's a skill you should know. Etc.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I got treated to a male striptease once too. It's a skill you should know. Etc.

APPLAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[impressive]

I got treated to a male striptease once too. It's a skill you should know. Etc.

Agreed.

Bel, darling, I will if you will. You can even pick out what I wear (to start with).

 

[Stella_Omega]

Agreed.

Bel, darling, I will if you will. You can even pick out what I wear (to start with).

Film at eleven!

 

[Belegon]

Agreed.

Bel, darling, I will if you will. You can even pick out what I wear (to start with).

Film at eleven!

I actually agreed to do a strip-o-gram for a friend in college once. Our mutual friends put me up to it... it wasn't a full deal, just enough to make her blush. Besides, I didn't have tear-away pants.

Um, it worked out rather well for me... I would certainly be willing to give it another go.

 

[impressive]

I actually agreed to do a strip-o-gram for a friend in college once. Our mutual friends put me up to it... it wasn't a full deal, just enough to make her blush. Besides, I didn't have tear-away pants.

Um, it worked out rather well for me... I would certainly be willing to give it another go.

College doesn't count. I don't remember half of the deviant shit I did in college.

 

[OneLustyWench]

Ladies, that is a skill you should know. Consider it a lifetime sport if you must, but learn to dance all lewd and lascivious on your man. If it's even half as enjoyable for you to do it... no, make that a tenth as enjoyable for you to do it, it's got to be worth it.

See, now I know why I took that Lapdancing 101 course at Kinky Kollege this year.

PS: Bel and Imp: Can I pick out your costumes to start with?

 

[impressive]

PS: Bel and Imp: Can I pick out your costumes to start with?

Yup. Wanna watch, too?

 

[Belegon]

See, now I know why I took that Lapdancing 101 course at Kinky Kollege this year.

PS: Bel and Imp: Can I pick out your costumes to start with?

Do we get to pick out yours, too?

 

[OneLustyWench]

Yup. Wanna watch, too?

Oooh always!

 

[OneLustyWench]

Do we get to pick out yours, too?

I'll let you pick it out in March.....I'll bring several to choose from.

 

[rgraham666]

Considering how many lapdances I've paid for I believe I'll be a qualified judge.

 

[Huckleman2000]

I got treated to a male striptease once too. It's a skill you should know. Etc.

Actually, it wasn't even a striptease. She said, "I'm already naked, I hope you don't mind if we just go from there."
I said, "No, not at all." Because, I'm a gentleman like that.

 

[fieryjen]

I'll let you pick it out in March.....I'll bring several to choose from.

Can we do a little lapdance workshop?

 

[rgraham666]

Can we do a little lapdance workshop?

I volunteer to be the test dummy!

 

[Huckleman2000]

Can we do a little lapdance workshop?

Here's one thing that did it for me: her warm breath on my ear and neck, as she knelt on the chair, straddling me, with her pert nipples just inches from my face. I had to sit on my hands about then...

 

[Elianna]

Can we do a little lapdance workshop?

Have we any instructors who will be in attendance? A girl can always use a few new techniques.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Have we any instructors who will be in attendance? A girl can always use a few new techniques.

and I'm sure that there would need to be more than one test-dummy.


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I'm even qualified!

 

[damppanties]

... I didn't have tear-away pants.

I'm sure that wouldn't be a problem for the ones enjoying the striptease.

Actually, it wasn't even a striptease. She said, "I'm already naked, I hope you don't mind if we just go from there."
I said, "No, not at all." Because, I'm a gentleman like that.

I didn't say yours was as striptease.

 

[English Lady]

HUCK *hugs and kisses*

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Yeah, it's maybe too close for someone you work with. But she could've recommended a colleague for you, I'm sure.

True. I've never had one. But that's just because I'm a pathological miser. I demand a bigger bang for my buck, and a striptease, while pleasant, is still just a tease.

But your description is giving me second thoughts.