I just got my first lapdance. Awesome.

Huckleman2000

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Ladies, that is a skill you should know. Consider it a lifetime sport if you must, but learn to dance all lewd and lascivious on your man. If it's even half as enjoyable for you to do it... no, make that a tenth as enjoyable for you to do it, it's got to be worth it.
 
Ladies, that is a skill you should know. Consider it a lifetime sport if you must, but learn to dance all lewd and lascivious on your man. If it's even half as enjoyable for you to do it... no, make that a tenth as enjoyable for you to do it, it's got to be worth it.

Now I'm wishing that I had gotten one from Melissa, a former colleague of mine who moonlighted as a stripper. But, then, she might have had me thrown like she did the guy from 7-Eleven who recognized her.
 
Now I'm wishing that I had gotten one from Melissa, a former colleague of mine who moonlighted as a stripper. But, then, she might have had me thrown like she did the guy from 7-Eleven who recognized her.
Yeah, it's maybe too close for someone you work with. :eek: But she could've recommended a colleague for you, I'm sure. ;)
 
Ladies, that is a skill you should know. Consider it a lifetime sport if you must, but learn to dance all lewd and lascivious on your man. If it's even half as enjoyable for you to do it... no, make that a tenth as enjoyable for you to do it, it's got to be worth it.

I got treated to a male striptease once too. It's a skill you should know. Etc. :cool:
 
Agreed.

Bel, darling, I will if you will. You can even pick out what I wear (to start with).

Film at eleven!

I actually agreed to do a strip-o-gram for a friend in college once. Our mutual friends put me up to it... it wasn't a full deal, just enough to make her blush. Besides, I didn't have tear-away pants.

Um, it worked out rather well for me... I would certainly be willing to give it another go.
 
I actually agreed to do a strip-o-gram for a friend in college once. Our mutual friends put me up to it... it wasn't a full deal, just enough to make her blush. Besides, I didn't have tear-away pants.

Um, it worked out rather well for me... I would certainly be willing to give it another go.

College doesn't count. I don't remember half of the deviant shit I did in college. :eek:
 
Ladies, that is a skill you should know. Consider it a lifetime sport if you must, but learn to dance all lewd and lascivious on your man. If it's even half as enjoyable for you to do it... no, make that a tenth as enjoyable for you to do it, it's got to be worth it.


See, now I know why I took that Lapdancing 101 course at Kinky Kollege this year.

PS: Bel and Imp: Can I pick out your costumes to start with? :devil:
 
Considering how many lapdances I've paid for I believe I'll be a qualified judge. :devil:
 
I got treated to a male striptease once too. It's a skill you should know. Etc. :cool:
Actually, it wasn't even a striptease. She said, "I'm already naked, I hope you don't mind if we just go from there."
I said, "No, not at all." Because, I'm a gentleman like that. :cool:
 
Can we do a little lapdance workshop? :D

Here's one thing that did it for me: her warm breath on my ear and neck, as she knelt on the chair, straddling me, with her pert nipples just inches from my face. I had to sit on my hands about then...
 
Yeah, it's maybe too close for someone you work with. :eek: But she could've recommended a colleague for you, I'm sure. ;)

True. I've never had one. But that's just because I'm a pathological miser. I demand a bigger bang for my buck, and a striptease, while pleasant, is still just a tease.

But your description is giving me second thoughts.
 
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