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[Xelebes]

I only like cooking soups and stews. Mind you, I make a mean soup - just this Monday I made a chicken noodle soup that had cleared my stiffed nose, never mind it making me feel all warm inside. Nowhere else had I a chicken noodle soup that did that.

 

[Sandy_Fox]

What kind of cooking do you like and in what ways do you use it to seduce women? (taking notes)

Please take note of this: It is HIGHLY suggested that you do not grab your wife's boobs by surprise when she is carrying hot soup.
(I still have scars )

 

[Katyusha]

Speaking of sex on the phone why doesn't phone sex get more attention? Maybe it's just me and my desire for giving and receiving dirty talk but I greatly enjoy phone sex. I'm I alone in this?

No you're not, not at all. Phone sex was one of the things that my husband and I would do when he job had him out on the road and we were apart.

Hmmm. I think he's the only person I've had phone sex with.

 

[Katyusha]

I love cooking - its one of my favorite pastimes......but I also like the tasting and eating that comes with it......

(OH SNAP - NOOBIE just decloaked off the port bow)

Welcome.

What kinds of tasting and eating are we talking about here?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

What kind of cooking do you like and in what ways do you use it to seduce women? (taking notes)

Just about anything that you can order in an ordinary Southern Italian restaurant, I can cook out of my head. I make my own pasta, including the stuffed kind, do killer stews and braised meat in a slow cooker, stir fry up a storm and am looking to expand into totally amazing smoke cookery after the next Safari Club Convention in January.

I also grow a mean orchid, paint, draw, grow vegetables, build furniture . . .

It's a wonder I ever hold still long enough to get laid.

Typical ADHK GATE kid . . . with Asperger's.

 

[Katyusha]

I only like cooking soups and stews. Mind you, I make a mean soup - just this Monday I made a chicken noodle soup that had cleared my stiffed nose, never mind it making me feel all warm inside. Nowhere else had I a chicken noodle soup that did that.

Ehm...what's a stiffed nose? And how do I figure out if I have one? And if I do happen to have one, how do I get your soup recipe to cure it?

 

[JuicyBoom]

Welcome.

What kinds of tasting and eating are we talking about here?

Oh, I like to take my time and savor every delicious morsel......most of all, I like I nice piece of pie for dessert - sometimes two.

 

[Xelebes]

Ehm...what's a stiffed nose? And how do I figure out if I have one? And if I do happen to have one, how do I get your soup recipe to cure it?

Stuffed Nose, sorry.

Xelebes' Chicken Noodle Soup

1 kg of chicken breast or thighs
200 g or 1 L of diced mushroom
250 g of noodles (preferably fusili or penne)
1 coarsely grated carrot
100 mL of lemon juice
100 mL of vegetable oil
50 g of fresh diced parsley
30 mL of dry chicken stock mix
10 mL of rubbed sage
10 mL of salt
5 mL of dry mustard
5 mL of cayenne pepper


In a frying pan, heat the lemon juice, vegetable oil and sage. Fry the chicken in the pan with this mix. Once cooked, take the chicken out and put the mushrooms and parsley in. Start the pot of water (about 4 L to start with) with the salt in and then proceed chopping the chicken up.

While chopping the chicken up and as the mushrooms and parsley are cooking, add the mustard and the cayenne pepper into the frying pan. Once the pot boils, add the pasta and the chicken and then the contents of the frying pan.

While stirring, add the broth. Keep on stirring it tentatively for about an hour to let it get all mixed in. Taste it for strength of broth - the broth may be a bit strong so add water to the broth until the desired potency of the broth is achieved.

 

[NoJo]

Ehm...what's a stiffed nose? And how do I figure out if I have one? And if I do happen to have one, how do I get your soup recipe to cure it?

I think it comes from snorting Cialis

 

[Sandy_Fox]

Stuffed Nose, sorry.

Xelebes' Chicken Noodle Soup

1 kg of chicken breast or thighs
200 g or 1 L of diced mushroom
250 g of noodles (preferably fusili or penne)
1 coarsely grated carrot
100 mL of lemon juice
100 mL of vegetable oil
50 g of fresh diced parsley
30 mL of dry chicken stock mix
10 mL of rubbed sage
10 mL of salt
5 mL of dry mustard
5 mL of cayenne pepper


In a frying pan, heat the lemon juice, vegetable oil and sage. Fry the chicken in the pan with this mix. Once cooked, take the chicken out and put the mushrooms and parsley in. Start the pot of water (about 4 L to start with) with the salt in and then proceed chopping the chicken up.

While chopping the chicken up and as the mushrooms and parsley are cooking, add the mustard and the cayenne pepper into the frying pan. Once the pot boils, add the pasta and the chicken and then the contents of the frying pan.

While stirring, add the broth. Keep on stirring it tentatively for about an hour to let it get all mixed in. Taste it for strength of broth - the broth may be a bit strong so add water to the broth until the desired potency of the broth is achieved.

That actually looks like a pretty good recipe. My only concern is getting recipes from people who have the phrase "Anal Probe" in their signature line!

 

[Xelebes]

I haven't read my sig line for the longest time. Mind you, I can't currently see it.

 

[NoJo]

That actually looks like a pretty good recipe. My only concern is get recipies from people who have the phrase "Anal Probe" in their signature line!

Actually it's a typo, his real name is Alan Probe

 

[Xelebes]

That's what the drag queens keep on saying.

 

[john-the-author]

Speaking of sex on the phone why doesn't phone sex get more attention? Maybe it's just me and my desire for giving and receiving dirty talk but I greatly enjoy phone sex. I'm I alone in this?

No, I'm very keen on this myself. During my first marriage, I'd go years without actual sex with my wife (yeah, yeah, it took me a long time to Get A Clue) and I got into phone sex with people I'd met online on the BBSes. It's also nice when you're separated by half a continent and have nothing better available.

 

[Katyusha]

Oh, I like to take my time and savor every delicious morsel......most of all, I like I nice piece of pie for dessert - sometimes two.

Mmmmm...sounds like a wonderful way to eat...

 

[OneLustyWench]

Seconded.

Good, I'm glad to know it's not just me who has Nero teasing her while on the phone! It's very difficult depending on who you are talking to.

 

[JuicyBoom]

Mmmmm...sounds like a wonderful way to eat...

the real trick, of course, is how you prepare your dish in the first place to bring out the most flavor.....

 

[fieryjen]

Good, I'm glad to know it's not just me who has Nero teasing her while on the phone! It's very difficult depending on who you are talking to.

It is! I've told the husband that my family is off-limits for this kind of stuff, but everyone else he considers fair game.

Of course, I have had that fantasy about one certain person figuring it out and starting to talk dirty to me while this is going on.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm tired of politics. I want to talk about what I love most and still means most to me...that's LOVE, SEX, the LIFE IMPULSE....that's what means most to me...whether the world falls to dust and we all ride down the river in a little row-boat toward oblivion...

Desire is what I live about, what I live for. Sexual reality, my focus is on it and it only. Leave the rest off. Let's forget it all. I am tired of everything else. I never get tired of making love. I would rather be doing that with my lover till it all fades away anyway.

Tired of the politics....

Cooking with passion and flair and gusto

Dancing uninhibited

Writing a poem from the very core of my being

Smoking a cigar and a pipe and smiling as the smoke curls around so seductively

Photographs and paintings and sculptures and sketches

A glass of Woodford Reserve bourbon

Holding my leather journal and just enjoying the way the leather feels in my hand

So many other things that I can attend to that politics and economics can never touch.

 

[OneLustyWench]

It is! I've told the husband that my family is off-limits for this kind of stuff, but everyone else he considers fair game.

Of course, I have had that fantasy about one certain person figuring it out and starting to talk dirty to me while this is going on.

Oooh nice, so very nice!

 

[rgraham666]

I'm pretty good at cybersex.

Don't have anyone to indulge in it with at the present time though.

 

[impressive]

Kitchen sex.

Wood spoons. *groan*

 

[Safe_Bet]

I'm pretty good at cybersex.

Don't have anyone to indulge in it with at the present time though.

Oh Rob! If you only had the right plumbing!

 

[fieryjen]

Wood spoons. *groan*

They're so... multi-purpose!

 

[impressive]

They're so... multi-purpose!

As are wine bottles.