"Daddy," I Whispered: A Critique of the self-proclaimed "Lit's #1 Story"

[3113]

FOnly, the difference is that you can critique without being mean about it and without hurting someone's feelings. We are all humans here. We all want the same things. We all need to be liked. Yes, he has some issues and he as lashed out at some people, but others have been just as mean and nasty.

We all need a time out. It all needs to stop. We are all missing the point of having the luxury of this site.

I made a post on his thread. I tried my best to talk some sense to him. Hopefully, he will mend his evil ways. Hopefully, those who have treated him just as bad as he has treated others will give him a second chance.

[Pausing in my chowing down of popcorn to lean to the right and query Stella] "I haven't seen this one before. Is he's in love with scouries? And is he, like, gonna transform the villain? Or is it going to be one of those tragedies where he dies disillusioned? Or stays true till the end, and dies ironically thinking he's helped the son-of-a-bitch?" [/Offers Stella some popcorn]

 

[sr71plt]

[Pausing in my chowing down of popcorn to lean to the right and query Stella] "I haven't seen this one before. Is he's in love with scouries? And is he, like, gonna transform the villain? Or is it going to be one of those tragedies where he dies disillusioned? Or stays true till the end, and dies ironically thinking he's helped the son-of-a-bitch?" [/Offers Stella some popcorn]

Naw, he was beset himself and Scouries was his port in the storm. They have their own clown act going.

 

[Stella_Omega]

[Pausing in my chowing down of popcorn to lean to the right and query Stella] "I haven't seen this one before. Is he's in love with scouries? And is he, like, gonna transform the villain? Or is it going to be one of those tragedies where he dies disillusioned? Or stays true till the end, and dies ironically thinking he's helped the son-of-a-bitch?" [/Offers Stella some popcorn]

I dunno!
I bought the book at Salvation Army, and there was something yucky sticking the last pages together...

The movie? Who can say what those flacks have done to it.

 

[3113]

Naw, he was beset himself and Scouries was his port in the storm. They have their own clown act going.

Oh! [getting out the raisinets] That's even better!

 

[neonlyte]

Oh! [getting out the raisinets] That's even better!

Raisinets - weren't they a 70's band?

 

[TxRad]

Oh oh, the bran muffin rat pack is starting to rush in to defend their little darling Killer Muffin with her 25,000+ posts. One would have thought she wouldn’t have needed them given her near B.A. genius.

And look at the names! All the old farts from the past… yesterdays people…POSERS is the best term to describe them.
.

Irezumikss? 11,000+ posts
Belegon? 14,000+
Liar? 17,000+
Boota? 1,000+
glynndah? 16,000+
TE999? 15,000+
Sub Joe? 11,000+
Edward Teach? 2,000+
phantom goddess? 2,000+
neonlyte? 7,000+
maggott420? 3,000+
vermillion? 6,000+
impressive? 25,000+ (surprise, surprise)
Slick Tony? 5,000+
rgraham666? 38,000+
roxanne? 11,000+

even

rumplestiltskin 10,,000+

And of course his pal, mr moronic himself

tex 10,,000+

And the ALTS

ozymaniask?
past perfect?


And yes, even Cloudy 33,000+ came out of retirement to take a kick at the boss

Over a quarter of a million posts between these twenty some posters!

Can you believe it? [SIZE=+2]2 5 0 , 0 0 0 + POSTS![/SIZE]

And not an original thought from any of them. Puppets on Killer Muffin’s strings. It’s time for you old timers to retire from LITEROTICA… you’re days are long over… leave the present and future to people like my boss…

Gabrielle L. The Blowup Doll and souries Alt

You just don't get it do you. You have no idea who killerMuffin is. You have no idea what friendship is.

KM and Cloudy have so many posts because they have been here a very long time and have many friends. Look that last word up if you don't know the meaning.

The same goes for the rest of us. We are F-r-i-e-n-d-s. I spelled it for you. We'll still be here when you're long gone and forgotten.

Keep calling me names. The truth hurts you so you hit back. I can keep it up longer than you can because your insults make me laugh.

 

[NoJo]

Here I go, posting another post

 

[Guest]

QUOTE Sub Joe Here I go, posting another post

Good for you gramps. But don't tax yourself. And hey, before your nap maybe you’d like to read a story. Try this one… it became a millionaire today...

This story, published on the site way back in 2002 is a LOVING WIVES category tale.

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1,000,186 SALES “Katie's Massage” BY bilbo181

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Gabrielle L.

 

[NoJo]

Grand High Poobah posted a post too --see, it's a compulsion

 

[TxRad]

Grand High Poobah posted a post too --see, it's a compulsion

That's scouries alt that posted. He hasn't got balls enough to come here. He sends his blowup doll instead.

He keeps calling people old. I wonder if he ever read the demographics for this site. The average reader here is male and over fifty. Duh!

 

[neonlyte]

That's scouries alt that posted. He hasn't got balls enough to come here. He sends his blowup doll instead.

He keeps calling people old. I wonder if he ever read the demographics for this site. The average reader here is male and over fifty. Duh!

Does that mean the rest are female and under 50

 

[Guest]

QUOTE mr tex We'll still be here when you're long gone and forgotten

You better hope that the boss is gone soon then mr tex, remember, the onset of senility is soon followed by the long sleep….

QUOTE mr tex I wonder if he ever read the demographics for this site. The average reader here is male and over fifty. Duh!

You’ve hit the nail right on the head this time mr tex! That’s why the ROYALS love the boss so much. Why they’re quite happy to share some of their great wealth with him. Why the ROYALTIES flow!

mr scouries single-handedly is changing the image of LITEROTICA from stodgy to hip. From old to young. From dull to sexy. He and people like Freddie and sarahhh are leading LITEROTICA into the future.

Authors that understand the aspirations and needs of the youth of today. Laurel clearly understands the need for change.

That’s why we’ve got to retire some of you old guys.

[size=+2]Killer Muffins Puppets Clique​

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Old geezers and old broads

Dixie Cunt Lee 37,000+ posts
heavylightstick 46,000+
]Irezumikss 11,000+
Belegon 14,000+
Liar 17,000+
Boota 1,000+
glynndah 16,000+
TE999 15,000+
Sub Joe 11,000+
Edward Teach 2,000+
phantom goddess 2,000+
neonlyte 7,000+
maggott420 3,000+
vermillion 6,000+
impressive 25,000+ (surprise, surprise)
Slick Tony 5,000+
rgraham666 38,000+
roxanne 11,000+
1313 6,000+
Pure 13,000+
rumplestiltskin 10,,000+
mr moronic tex 10,,000+
ozymaniask
past perfect
Cloudy 33,000+​

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's scouries alt that posted. He hasn't got balls enough to come here. He sends his blowup doll instead.

He keeps calling people old. I wonder if he ever read the demographics for this site. The average reader here is male and over fifty. Duh!

Tex, if you keep responding to the troll, I'm going to have to come over and slap you.
Or get you drunk, or something.

 

[rgraham666]

Can I come too?

 

[sr71plt]

Does that mean the rest are female and under 50

Gay and over 70?

Or, I more and more get the impression: 14 and skipping school.

 

[3113]

Can I come too?

I'll bring the Raisinets.

http://thecookiejar.org.uk/images/large/P5260005.JPG

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Do you think we should tell him how young Mills is?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Do you think we should tell him how young Mills is?

Wouldn't make any diference.

 

[jomar]

[Pausing in my chowing down of popcorn to lean to the right and query Stella] "I haven't seen this one before. Is he's in love with scouries? And is he, like, gonna transform the villain? Or is it going to be one of those tragedies where he dies disillusioned? Or stays true till the end, and dies ironically thinking he's helped the son-of-a-bitch?" [/Offers Stella some popcorn]

Naw, he was beset himself and Scouries was his port in the storm. They have their own clown act going.

Oh! [getting out the raisinets] That's even better!

Yes, 3. If you have the stomach for it drive by the scouries thread. Zany would be a generous way to describe it.

 

[NoJo]

I know all about how the penis goes in the vagina. If that makes me old then goddammit colour me Alzheimer's

 

[Selena_Kitt]

She's met other men? I really hope, scouries, that you aren't sharing your rubber dolly with other men. That's just... eww.

Oh he is, but he's making them wear condoms, Stella, he swears!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I know all about how the penis goes in the vagina. If that makes me old then goddammit colour me Alzheimer's

I can't find that crayon in my box!

 

[TxRad]

QUOTE mr tex We'll still be here when you're long gone and forgotten

You better hope that the boss is gone soon then mr tex, remember, the onset of senility is soon followed by the long sleep….

Still at it with the name calling. Sorry but you'r closer to stupidity than I am to senility.

QUOTE mr tex I wonder if he ever read the demographics for this site. The average reader here is male and over fifty. Duh!

You’ve hit the nail right on the head this time mr tex! That’s why the ROYALS love the boss so much. Why they’re quite happy to share some of their great wealth with him. Why the ROYALTIES flow!

Laurel and Manu tolerate your dumb ass only bercause they believe in free speech. Even for idiots like you. Sorry again but there are no royalties for anyone on this site. Your pipe dream is showing rather thin around the edges.

mr scouries single-handedly is changing the image of LITEROTICA from stodgy to hip. From old to young. From dull to sexy. He and people like Freddie and sarahhh are leading LITEROTICA into the future.

The only future you have is a rubber room with your blowup doll for company. As for the future of Lit, if you're it then we're all in trouble.

Authors that understand the aspirations and needs of the youth of today. Laurel clearly understands the need for change.

The only thing she understands is the same thing we do. You are an idiot.

That’s why we’ve got to retire some of you old guys.

Sorry, we ain't leaving the place to the likes of you, that's for sure. Keep dreaming. One day you'll wake up and find just what a jerk you really are. That's the day you will just fade away.

So in the end it boils down to the fact that you're a sorry little man who hides behind a rubber dolly. I wonder which will pop first, your dolly or your over bloated ego. I'm betting on your ego as Gabby has more brains and balls.

 

[TxRad]

Tex, if you keep responding to the troll, I'm going to have to come over and slap you.
Or get you drunk, or something.

Are you promising me or threatening me?

Bring it on, I need some recreation. This job I'm on is boring as hell.

 

[TxRad]

I can't find that crayon in my box!

They took it out along with the gay colors a while back.

Exactly what is a gay color?