Fortune Cookie Wisdom

[the captians wench]

Playing with my itouch, and I downloaded a new application: Fortune Cookie.

Today's fortune cookie wisdom:

Love is waiting outside your door, but you must get there through an open window.

 

[myinnerslut]

i once had a fortune cookie that read "if you squeeze an orange orange juice comes out becuase that is whats inside".

and for thos eof you who like to add "in bed" to the end, i once got one that read "it's better to be the hammer then the anvil". i respectfully disagree.

 

[jockdom]

The episode of the simpsons were Homer gets a job as a writer of fortune cookie fortunes is hilarious.

 

[Homburg]

My personal favourite that I've received was:

Your battle between Impatient and Pragmatic rages on today.

It was eminently appropriate for me, so I taped it to my monitor.

I've a friend that kept getting communist fortune cookies. His most recent was "Always Trust in the Collective." Yes, "Collective" was capitalised. I've another friend that got "You will be a Firefighter" as a fortune.

 

[the captians wench]

My personal favourite that I've received was:

Your battle between Impatient and Pragmatic rages on today.

It was eminently appropriate for me, so I taped it to my monitor.

I've a friend that kept getting communist fortune cookies. His most recent was "Always Trust in the Collective." Yes, "Collective" was capitalised. I've another friend that got "You will be a Firefighter" as a fortune.

Mine usually have something to do with love, happiness, or success.

As I mentioned in the "positive vibe center" I'm a big believer in the power of words. I have conjii (sure I'm spelling that wrong) all over my apt. Three words that repeat most often, and I didn't even realize I did this until I took a "wall hanging invintory", are "love", "happiness" and "harmony". These are things I feel are most important in my life, and it's very obvious when looking around at my decor.