Mexican woman fights off lion with machete

[Selena_Kitt]

Mexican woman fights off lion with machete...

Wow, if the lions are carrying machete's now, we're all in trouble!

Next thing you know, we'll hear about a man shooting an elephant in his pajamas...

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Mexican woman fights off lion with machete...

Wow, if the lions are carrying machete's now, we're all in trouble!

Next thing you know, we'll hear about a man shooting an elephant in his pajamas...

We'll file this under the "Most Alarming Headlines" catagory.

 

[Guest]

Pajamas. *snicker*

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Pajamas. *snicker*

Shades of Groucho Marx

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer . . .


I was Captain Spaulding for Halloween once. Nobody got it.

 

[Guest]

Shades of Groucho Marx

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer . . .


I was Captain Spaulding for Halloween once. Nobody got it.

I would have!

Although my Groucho Marx experience is more from watching reruns of Hawkeye Pierce doing Groucho on M*A*S*H.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I would have!

Although my Groucho Marx experience is more from watching reruns of Hawkeye Pierce doing Groucho on M*A*S*H.

I'll have to bring my DVD's the next time I see you then ... me and you, alone in a room -- we might even watch some of the movies

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'll have to bring my DVD's the next time I see you then ... me and you, alone in a room -- we might even watch some of the movies

Snerk! Thirty seconds into a Marx Brothers movie and she'll forget you ever existed . . . at least until it's over.

 

[Guest]

I'll have to bring my DVD's the next time I see you then ... me and you, alone in a room -- we might even watch some of the movies

No, we won't!

 

[snap1415]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Grandma is beating off the Indians and wondering why the cavalry doesn't come....

 

[desertslave]

Snerk! Thirty seconds into a Marx Brothers movie and she'll forget you ever existed . . . at least until it's over.

It's the Marx Brothers, what else would you do????

 

[Guest]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Grandma is beating off the Indians and wondering why the cavalry doesn't come....

They're not coming because Grandma's not beating them off, of course!

And in other news:

"Hey, Bill--the posse's after us."

"Fuck the posse!"

"All of them? Do you think we have time?"

 

[redpaint]

Dang I going to be in Mexico later this year. I had better keep an eye out for them lions carrying machete while I am there.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Dang I going to be in Mexico later this year. I had better keep an eye out for them lions carrying machete while I am there.

I didn't know they had lions in Mexico. Maybe it was a mountain lion. They'e bad enough with just their teeth and claws, but that machete would make them especially dangerous.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Dreams of Polina

Dang I going to be in Mexico later this year. I had better keep an eye out for them lions carrying machete while I am there.

I would be more concerned with the woman there, it would seem......


-KC

 

[TE999]

We need machete control.

When machete's are outlawed, only lions will have machetes.