The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[tickledkitty]

or so posted somebody on another thread...

the lovely Miss Pink pointed out: Yes, there are some really bad writers here... Try reading stories on the top lists.

She's quite right! If I were you pal I'd start with the stories of the 1000+ VOTES Club. The true LITEROTICA giants!

It lists great stories by brilliant authors - rgjohn, sarahhh, TryAnything, [size=+2]scouries[/size] among others. The greats!

You won't be disappointed my friend....

jim

No, Jim. What I said was this:

Yes, there are some really bad writers here, just as there are mediocre ones and good ones and excellent ones. Try reading stories on the top lists.

You weren't taking what I said out of context to try to make me look bad, were you? I hope not. THAT would be disappointing.

 

[scouries]

Gabby and I have been reading through The SCOURIES reader thread the last few minutes this morning, catching up on what’s been going on in my absence as we eat our breakfast. Who visited. Laughing at some of freddies great lines.

Here’s a list of posers since I left (some interesting names by the way). Eighteen of you plus Gabby and Freddie makes TWENTY! And, coincidentally, I’m going to have one of my stories become my TWENTIETH, 100,000 copy sold, international best seller this week. A best seller for each of you posers. Which is sorta appropriate…

Moonman – brian, brian, brian… Don’t go west on us after all this time pal. Get back to writing…please…
Glynndah – a Coke drinker until she read my most recent tale
Severusmax – I honestly thought this guy was dead… I’m glad you’ve recovered man…still whining though… where’s the dumb fat guy?
darkboy – is his laughter trying to hide his tears?
Farm Hunter – enough said…
robyn – thank you Freddie for this name! It catches him perfectly…scurrying around…kissing ass...
freakylady – you must have been tired after all your contest entries… that would explain those posts…
misswolverine – or as we call her in ScouriesWorld “dani-lite” – bitter, bitter, bitter…
babygirl – one of my favorite LITEROTICANS (right up there with miss naughtycakes)
liar, liar – our resident AH economist. Still trying to figure Supply and Demand! BTW, I just signed an exclusive promotional contract for my next story – big bucks.
Doginheat – Trying to bring a smile to AH land. Good for you… It nice to see a real author show up here every once in a while.
Princess Eee – a true northern delight
Krackedkathy – yes she is
spider woman – what, she came out of her lair? Dragged that hugely swollen abdomen all the way over here?
freshface – well, not really…
TulipeNoire – god she’s hot! Tres, tres belle…
Cloudy – the new and improved “scourian” version. Although clearly not 100% cured – “delusional, psycho bitch”? Sarahhhh? C’mon my little Chockatooo maiden we talked about these outbursts…:caning:

Dk QUOTE: The fiction being spouted by BFW has been more entertaining than any one of Scouries stories or the realisms he spews at frequent intervals. I think we need to thank BFW for actually being funny here on this thread that is usually so annoying A reconciliation between you two? Finally… good for you dani…but why pick on me when you’re making up with Freddie? And when I was away… still, maybe its worth it if you and Freddie get back together…

You know miss, you’re going to be one of the leads in our HALLOWEEN production…it’s going to be a non-human romance - just kidding (about the category anyway)…

And I want to thank the deviant mz for her kind words made just before I left; I’m sorry I took so long to get back to you ma’am: You know, I just popped back into AH for one of my periodic check-ins, and I've gotta say it: [size=+2]Congratulations, Scouries![/size]...

Well shucks…

…and the lovely tickledpink – yumm, yummy, yummy…

SOME MORE MILK por favor????

Milkshakes....

jrs

p.s. By the way, I will be commenting on the NUDE DAY CONTEST which ended during my absence. But not today. I’m definitely going to have to down a few drinks before I tackle that subject. It’s sad really…

 

[Darkniciad]

Here we go as he explains once again why every story except his should be disqualified.

If any of the contest winners happen to stumble across this thread, please know that the fortcoming comments from scouries are from a whakko-loon and should be viewed as such. No need to get offended by him, because he's out of his mind, and he doesn't know any better. This thread is his personal mentally handicapped parking spot.

He's going to have an interesting time twisting his complaints this time.

No chaptered stories won. You can certainly bet he won't mention this usual bitch, because his entry was a chapter story.

All the winners were in categories he constantly says never win contests.

He complains that contest entries are too long, yet his has just as many pages as the winners.

The winners all have vote totals over in the 100-200 range after sweeps.

None of the winners are regulars here.

So do go ahead, scouries, and explain to us why only your story should have won and all the winners should have been disqualified, despite your story failing several of your own "tests" while the winners didn't.

Watching you twist in the wind should be momentarily amusing

 

[sr71plt]

Here we go as he explains once again why every story except his should be disqualified.

If any of the contest winners happen to stumble across this thread, please know that the fortcoming comments from scouries are from a whakko-loon and should be viewed as such. No need to get offended by him, because he's out of his mind, and he doesn't know any better. This thread is his personal mentally handicapped parking spot.

He's going to have an interesting time twisting his complaints this time.

No chaptered stories won. You can certainly bet he won't mention this usual bitch, because his entry was a chapter story.

All the winners were in categories he constantly says never win contests.

He complains that contest entries are too long, yet his has just as many pages as the winners.

The winners all have vote totals over in the 100-200 range after sweeps.

None of the winners are regulars here.

So do go ahead, scouries, and explain to us why only your story should have won and all the winners should have been disqualified, despite your story failing several of your own "tests" while the winners didn't.

Watching you twist in the wind should be momentarily amusing

I'm not sure which is more mindboggling. The useless statistics Scouries does or the statistics you do on his useless statistics.

This does, though, make an interested prequel to whatever he's going to write about concerning the nude day contest. I didn't read any of it myself, I'm afraid. I don't find that topic too scintilating or fodder for creativity. It falls rather short of where erotica starts, I think.

 

[freshface]

I'm not sure which is more mindboggling. The useless statistics Scouries does or the statistics you do on his useless statistics.

This does, though, make an interested prequel to whatever he's going to write about concerning the nude day contest. I didn't read any of it myself, I'm afraid. I don't find that topic too scintilating or fodder for creativity. It falls rather short of where erotica starts, I think.

There's always the fall back position. "The winners are alts for AH regulars. All of their friends knew to vote for them, so they picked up the high scores while avoiding attention."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

There's always the fall back position. "The winners are alts for AH regulars. All of their friends knew to vote for them, so they picked up the high scores while avoiding attention."

"Noooo! This can't be! Surely, you jest (lol)."

Interestingly enough one of the contest winners joined Literotica the day before he entered (lol).

Yeah, they think we are all stupid and you know what? We are because they are the ones pocketing the cash while shaking their heads that we are imagining things.

 

[scouries]

Here’s a mean spirited quote from our resident royal family lapdog...

Robyn and MaidMarion QUOTE This is part of why you are such a buffoon, JRS. If you are going to cheat vote as you so obviously do, the logical goal would be not to beam a headlight on your obvious cheating by noting the humongous number of cheated votes caught and stripped (logically pointing to how many more must have made it through).

Again, I think you misread the marketing manual, Jim. You're supposed to cheat as much as you do in getting the big numbers, but then keep mum about all of the ones swept away so you can revel in the ones they didn't find. Then, after the dust settles, you crow on the forum about your big numbers. Suggest you take out that chapter and read it again

I bring it up again on the day I post my final NUDE DAY Contest numbers. I will continue to post my story numbers now and into the future. Unlike so many of you I’m not afraid to show my results. And as you all know I’ve repeatedly asked our leaders to post the complete voting results at the end of every contest – no exceptions. Results that also include the number of votes swept away.

I’d also like to quote two other contestants. Strangely our little yapping robyn made no comments about these authors. Should they have kept quiet too? Did they miss the marketing manual? Did they cheat?

QUOTE DoginHeat - I did think Maui had the sweeps taken care off but I have to take it back. For almost a week I was at 300 votes throughout the contest. Then Boom! I'm down in the 270's. They worked there way back up to near 300 and then, Boom! Back in the 270's again. I've showed my results in previous posts. The last day of the contest I was down to 165. The last I looked, I was at 115 votes. I have no alts and no friends that I think would double vote. I'm somewhat of a loner except for a few author friends here. Some of my other stories took some heavy hits also. It makes me want to shut off voting and leave comments open. Surely there is a better way

QUOTE Darkboy - Now back home from work, here's where I stand: 4.54 | 138 votes | 42798 views. I had over 450 votes this morning *laugh* My score has gone up by almost .20, though.

SCOURIES NUDE DAY CONTEST story update

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Charlie's Naked Proposal Ch. 01

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Day___Views__Votes__Comments__Rating

day 1--- 24100 --- 575 ------ 19 --- 4.65
day 2--- 35645 --- 646 ------ 23 --- 4.63
day 3--- 42309 --- 696 ------ 25 --- 4.65
day 4--- 46766 --- 730 ------ 27 --- 4.66
day 5--- 48371 --- 745 ------ 28 --- 4.66
day 6--- 50171 --- 761 ------ 28 --- 4.66
day 7--- 51655 --- 782 ------ 29 --- 4.67
today--- 57740 --- 188 ------ 31 --- 4.65

As I’ve pointed out after all the special contests this year: THE VOTING SYSTEM IS BROKEN! Somebody’s fucking it up big time!

In this contest I’ve received more e-mails/comments (over 200) on the story than votes! Which is a scourian first. I’ve put up more than seventy-five stories on this site and this has never happened before. A minimum ratio of votes to comments/e-mails would be 4 to 1 and generally is higher (typically 10 to 1) in my experience. And this is happening after they made it harder (if not impossible) to double vote.

Interestingly enough my rating of 4.65 today is exactly what it was on day 1. Good work Manu!

For whatever reason Laurel and/or Manu are sweeping away votes made legitimately by readers who’ve taken the time to let us know what they think. People we’ve begged and cajoled to send us their feedback. Who are these poor readers who are being disenfranchised? The over 600 in my case. The 250 or so in the humorous mr heats case. The 300 our dark friend lost (well ok, in his case 100 of them were made by his mom).

While I’ve never had any use for the SURVIVOR or MONTHLY contests I’d always enjoyed the special contests. Not any longer. Laurel’s :caning: credibility, and hence the credibility of the winning stories, is completely shot.

It’s time to talk to your subjects ma’am! And time to fix the problems!

james r scouries

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

He clearly does have his own world....in which I'm a fat whiner....and he is some sort of God....there is a word for that....schizophrenia.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm starting to smell a revolution where all of we (or is it us) writers descend upon the Literotica castle with keyboards in hand demanding...what are we demanding?

Oh, I know, I want more paper for my printer. Actually, that doesn't apply 'cause I don't print any of my stories, I just copy and paste them.

I want, uhm, my red H's restored. Yeah! Oh, and I want more green E's, too. The distribution of green E's don't make any sense. Hey, even I got one for that stupid story that I wrote and I've written so many better stories.

And I demand we do something about the bashers, the contests, and the votes!

 

[scouries]

red h's.........enough already....

Freddie QUOTE: I think it's time we, as writers, all joined together to so something about the bashers. None of us, except for Scouries, are paid to write stories (actually FREDDIE at present there are nine of us receiving ROYALTIES). We write because we must, because we love to write, and because we have this site to post our stories. I ask you as writers to join me in my outrage and PM Laurel on my behalf and on your behalf….

…I want, uhm, my red H's restored. Yeah! Oh, and I want more green E's, too. The distribution of green E's don't make any sense. Hey, even I got one for that stupid story that I wrote and I've written so many better stories. And I demand we do something about the bashers, the contests, and the votes!

fredie forget about the red [size=+2]H’s[/size] crap! The problem can be easily solved – I’ve repeatedly proposed the simple solution to our QUEEN. Just do away with the little buggers! Post the score (and ideally the # of views) next to each story and leave it at that.

Then someone giving you a 1 and moving your story rating from 4.54 to 4.39 won’t bother you at all. And since the so called “bashers” (if these beings actually exist at all) will no longer be able to take an author’s red H away – and with their fun gone the number of mean-spirited votes will drop dramatically. Smiles will reappear in the Kingdom.

So Freddie, forget the outrage, if you want to PM Laurel, PM her that you’d like to see the [size=+2]H’s [/size] totally eradicated from the site.

Then you’ll be able to sleep without the nightmares… your normal good humor will be restored… you’ll be able to write even more… Ch. Scouries Polo will be happy… global warming will make Boston the new Miami … your sex life will improve …

…. The red [size=+2]H’s[/size] will be dead!

jrs

p.s. please mr max, take your 10,000 posts, grab fatfazil and your other Alts and go back to wherever you’ve been hiding the last six months. We don’t want you here anymore.

[size=+2]Milk is good...[/size]​

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

...but

...but, I like the red H's.

Matter of fact, we should have more colorful awards. Now, we have green E's, red H's, and blue E's. We should have Yellow T's for stories that make it to the top list of stories and purple A's for stories that received the most votes, comments and/or hits.

Sorry, but I like color. I'm attracted to shiny things (lol).

That sequin dress you wore on your vacation Jim was very flattering on you. Had I not known you were a man in drag, I would have hit on you.

A double shot of Jack helped calm my nerves and returned me to my senses.

Did you say that 9 other writers are receiving payment. I find that very titillating. According to her majesty the Queen, no one is receiving payment. Only, I suspect that what she said is a ruse, since she doesn't want to have endless contract talks with every writer who writes here.

Yet, it would be nice if there was some payment policy so the rest of us could receive the same fair treatment when it comes to monetary appreciate.

"Easy lads. Down in front. Scouries is not the enemy here. He is only the messenger. Besides, you can't hate the man just because he has one of the keys that unlocks the Literotica loot."

I'm doing all that I can, Scouries, to calm the masses. They all want their share of the pie, too. Perhaps, if you could pass out some free Literotica sourviners, like those they gave me when I won my green E.

Even though they took them all back, it was still nice to have that green E t-shirt, the green E baseball cap, the green E satin jacket with the Literotica logo on the front, and of course, the green E, which I still have and still wear every day.

Maybe, Literotica could do the same with red H's. Granted, it would be too costly to go overboard with sourviners in the way they do with green E's, but maybe, they should pass out a red H baseball cap or a red H tee shirt.

"Wouldn't you like a red H sourviner instead of money?"

They want money, Jim. If there is anything that you can do on behalf of everyone, I'd really appreciate it. I tried storming, I mean, visiting the castle once, but I got lost in the forest. I have no idea where Literotica Land is. I hear it's protected by fairies and nymphs. Now, I think that I know what a fairy is, but I have no freakin' idea what the Hell a nymph is. Do you?

Anyway, if you do get payment, I'd rather have my payment in gold, diamonds or the more valuable gasoline coupons instead of the American Dollar that is falling even faster than George W's ratings.

Thank you in advance for you help.

"Easy lads, give the man 24 hours. If he doesn't help us by tomorrow, you can torch his thread."

Sorry, Jim, but they are an angry bunch of writers, much worse than those Hollywood SAG writers that were on strike last year.

 

[scouries]

og, og, og, og, og…….

Re: LITEROTICA’s SPECIAL CONTESTS random thoughts

I was stunned to see the Og man had started a contest thread for a contest that’s not starting until October. I think he’s either afraid somebody else will start the thread (why would anyone?) or he just prefers to see his name up in lights year round. What was once a humorous little thread has evolved into quite an industry for our jolly Englishman. Much like the contests themselves, these Og contest threads have simply become tired and trite.

I’m sure we’ll hear the same complaints about blashers, bombers and trolls; the same crying for votes; the same ha ha last place joke; the cheating accusations; and the same smug comments on how ignorant our readers are; that have been standard on this thread since the first one I stumbled upon 3 years ago. How many of these threads have you started? Will we get the same tired jokes for the next twenty years?

You’re one of the more clever and imaginative AHers in existence my dear man, can’t you propose or encourage or start something just a little different for once? We’re supposed to be writers, men and women with imaginations for crying out loud.

And your thread leads right into one of the main issues I have with the special contest system itself. And that is, this continual recycling of the same old, same old, year after year. Which is why I’ve begged the good QUEEN to shuffle the deck from time to time – new categories from year to year, different rules (specified lengths, last minute subjects, for example, etc.).

Don’t believe we need some changes? Here are a few quotes from page 1 of your thread:

miss pink I was just thinking about this yesterday. I started a story last year but never finished it. Time to dust it off and start working on it again.

whiner Time to get cracking on Chapter 2 of the Vindictive Stranger at last

starkkkkkerrrrrsssss Starts rummaging through old never-finished stories... Valentines, Nude Day, Earth Day... I'm sure I started a Halloween story last year...

hunter I need to dust off some of the half finished crap, uh, I mean stories from the past several years and see if any of them are fit for posting.

Please god, surely not miss pink and starrrkers too.

C’mon Og! C’mon authors! You’re writers for heavens sake. Why not a little originality for once? If freddie can come up with ten or fifteen original ideas surely you can think of one!

jrs

 

[scouries]

rape!!!!!!!!!!

freddie QUOTE I was wondering if anyone could offer me help with the guidelines of violence in a story? How far can I take a story before getting in trouble with the censor Nazis here? It is just a story after all. Still, I know there are some topics that may be banned here, such as murder and rape?

Rapes easy freddie. There are some 7,500 Non-Consent and a further 1,400 Mind Control stories on Lit. Plus innumerable rapes splattered about every other category (an estimate exists that another 43,000+ stories include a rape scene - BDSM and Gay Male apparently typically have huge numbers of rapes). Just follow the Golden Rule.

The LITEROTICA Golden Rape Rule: As long as our raped heroine (or hero depending on who’s the raper and who the rapee) cries out, “Ohhhh Gawwwwwwd! That was soooooo goooooood. Oh please, PLEASE rape me again,” the story passes.

Who knew? It was absolutely mind boggling to me to learn there were so many happy victims of rape out there.

Personally I think it’d be a lot better if we let the true ugliness of the rape stick out as clearly as possible.

Jrs

p.s. and murders? That’s a hell of a lot more complicated….

p.s.s. hey did anyone notice? [size=+2]60,000[/size]

 

[tickledkitty]

What's wrong with finishing a story I started last year, Jim? It's a good story, and I like it.

You know, I find it so flattering that you go around reading all my posts. Even those obscure SFF ones. Seriously. It's very sweet.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

freddie QUOTE I was wondering if anyone could offer me help with the guidelines of violence in a story? How far can I take a story before getting in trouble with the censor Nazis here? It is just a story after all. Still, I know there are some topics that may be banned here, such as murder and rape?

Rapes easy freddie. There are some 7,500 Non-Consent and a further 1,400 Mind Control stories on Lit. Plus innumerable rapes splattered about every other category (an estimate exists that another 43,000+ stories include a rape scene - BDSM and Gay Male apparently typically have huge numbers of rapes). Just follow the Golden Rule.

The LITEROTICA Golden Rape Rule: As long as our raped heroine (or hero depending on who’s the raper and who the rapee) cries out, “Ohhhh Gawwwwwwd! That was soooooo goooooood. Oh please, PLEASE rape me again,” the story passes.

Who knew? It was absolutely mind boggling to me to learn there were so many happy victims of rape out there.

Personally I think it’d be a lot better if we let the true ugliness of the rape stick out as clearly as possible.

Jrs

p.s. and murders? That’s a hell of a lot more complicated….

p.s.s. hey did anyone notice? [size=+2]60,000[/size]

Thanks, I think that I have it figured out now. I just didn't want to make the story too violent. Although it is a true story and it is Halloween. Still, readers may take offense at the violence of it. Yet, there's no more violence than what they are exposed to on television while watching CSI.

Moreover, there's nothing sexual about rape. Yeah, I know that guys love reading it, but if I want to turn off half the readership, namely women, just write a rape story.

So...I decided not to impart the rape details in detail. Instead just concentrate on the blood, gore, and murderous aspects of the story.

If it was me reading it, I'd rather read sex to violence any day, but I only write this shit. I never read what I write (lol), which explains the number of typos.

By the way, I received a package by overnight delivery and there was my green E satin baseball jacket, green E tee shirt, green E keychain, and green E baseball cap. Everything that was taken away from me when I was erroneously given my green E was deliverered back to me. I guess the higher ups felt sorry for me after someone erased my red H's for the eighth time.

Selena said that I complain too much. She said that I should just suck it up and stop whining.

That's easy advice to give when you have the perfect life. How would she like to write these stories while confined to a wheelchair and typing with a straw in her mouth? She wouldn't be so smug then in her responses to me, huh?

Some of these people have no idea. They have no concept of how unfair and how difficult life can be. Yet, if they knew what I have to go through on a daily basis, they'd never call me a complainer. They call me a brave man, instead.

I'm not looking for pity, I'm just tired of people kicking my wheelchair, you know?

Walk a mile in my shoes is not applicable in my case, yet sit in my seat for an hour while watching all your so called friends get on with their lives. Now, that's something that they couldn't do.

Hey, things can always be worse. I'm still alive and just 'cause I can't kick, I can still write my stories.

 

[michchick98]

C’mon Og! C’mon authors! You’re writers for heavens sake. Why not a little originality for once? If freddie can come up with ten or fifteen original ideas surely you can think of one!

And what's so fucking original about any of your stories? Most of them are in the same category, most of them revolve around the same subject matter, so what difference does it make to YOU what another author writes?

Take the skank in your avatar and your blow-up doll and go find something useful to do....maybe stick your finger in a plug socket or jam a metal knife in a toaster. Whatever you do, just do it AWAY from the sane world.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I just want to say after reading some of these mean nasty posts directed at Sir Scouries, if there were to be a party on Scouries behalf and everyone at Literotica was invited, I'm sure that there would not be one person declining the invitation.

Whatever magnetic, hypnotic control Scouries has over this group works. Only, I can understand all of your trying to pull away from his gravitational pull and when you can't you get frustrated and lash out at him.

He is too powerful to resist. He is Scouries.

To hate him is to love him. Otherwise, none of you would have anything to do with you. Yet, here you are again, another day, writing mean and nasty comments.

Weird.

 

[scouries]

a thousand apologies...

dear miss krackheadkathy,

you seem to have somehow misconstrued my characterization of yourself.

All reports that have reached me concerning you have been one hundred percent complimentary!

However, due to a bad experience I had some months ago (out of the blue a sixteen year old girl turned up at my door claiming I was her father) I no longer send freeze dried and powdered (but still very potent) samples of my semen through the mail. Perhaps this prompted my somewhat curt reply (for which I beg forgiveness).

I have expedited your [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] Fan Club membership and have thrown in gratis certain extras that are normally only available to holders of official ScouriesWorld Gold Card memberships.

Hopefully this will alleviate any pain I inadvertently caused you.

Please continue to READ, VOTE and COMMENT on my stories. Your opinions are valued and are always treated as such.

Krishna​

JAMES R SCOURIES

 

[krackheadkathy]

ty
little miss sensitive it may seem....
and no semen..
how will i have ur children??

 

[cloudy]

I just want to say after reading some of these mean nasty posts directed at Sir Scouries, if there were to be a party on Scouries behalf and everyone at Literotica was invited, I'm sure that there would not be one person declining the invitation.

Would you like to place a bet to that effect? Any amount you want.

 

[BarbarouSevil]

I no longer send freeze dried and powdered (but still very potent) samples of my semen through the mail.
JAMES R SCOURIES

So you're back to the old delivery method, delivering your freeze dried and powdered semen in person? I guess you must add the water afterward, huh? Anyway, good luck!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Would you like to place a bet to that effect? Any amount you want.

I live not far from the two largest casinos in the world, Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun. I've learned many years ago to never gamble with an Indian (lol).

Actually, I saw your name on the guest list, Cloudy. You were the first to buy a ticket for you and all your tribe (lol).

I meant no disrespect. I'm only trying to be funny. Please don't scalp me. It was all Scouries fault. He put me up to it. He's holding my green E hostage.

 

[starrkers]

Would you like to place a bet to that effect? Any amount you want.

I'll take a piece of that action too, please.

 

[Darkniciad]

That was even weaker than usual, scouries.

Lots of votes are being swept, therefore the winners shouldn't have won.

Kinda sucks when your own story fails your "tests" and the winners pass on most counts, doesn't it?

You tried to use the "formula" you claim the "cheaters" use to win -- and you failed.

So, either the "formula" doesn't work, or your writing just really stinks.

Or both.

I think both.

Yes, definitely both.

You have fun twisting in the wind and gnawing your own liver

 

[scouries]

the barber from the bog...

QUOTE BarberofSeville So you're back to the old delivery method, delivering your freeze dried and powdered semen in person? I guess you must add the water afterward, huh? Anyway, good luck!

I love this guy. Almost as much as I do his squeeze. NO, you guys, I've told you before, I’m not interested in a threesome! Even though I have clean underwear on tonight. And seeing we’re speaking of her....


QUOTE miss pink What's wrong with finishing a story I started last year, Jim? It's a good story, and I like it. You know, I find it so flattering that you go around reading all my posts. Even those obscure SFF ones. Seriously. It's very sweet.

Dear lady, I’m sure any story you write will be much, much superior to the run of the mill AH dross. Even an old second hand one. No question about it. However, why don’t you forget that boy from the bog and instead do something completely new and original for once? Throw off the muddy shackles. Start with a blank page!

By the way just what is SFF? Is this some abbreviation used in the singles ads? Are you single again? (Please god)

Single French Female perhaps? Sexy Flatulent Flasher? Silly, Fickle and Fun? Salivating, Ferocious Fatty? Serious but Fine Fuck?

The possibilities are endless….

...goodnight sweet enchantress...