The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

The check is in the mail

This is the best thread on the site. Yeah, I know you all agree, even if you don't or can't admit it. Why else are you here posting your outrage to Sir Scouries claims?

Listen. Do you hear it? This thread is alive with activity. It's a living, breathing, heart pounding organism.

Most of the threads on this site are one dimensional. They no longer exist after only a few posts. You can't kill this thread, it just gets stronger and stronger, so strong that we all continue to feed it.

Oh, yeah, we are all responsible for creating this monster. Yet, no one wants it to die.

It guards the kingdom that is Literotica and the man behind the curtain pulls more strings of the puppets who frequent here than you know.

Those who bash Scouries are jealous of his success. Those who post mean and nasty things wish that they were him.

"Jim, you said the check was in the mail, right?"

Absolutely, this is the best thread on the site. There is not another thread like it.

Scouries is the master of manipulation. He is a great writer. There is not a better writer on this site.

'Cause I checked my mailbox the other day and the check still wasn't there. You said you sent it last week. I should have had it by now."

I love coming to this thread to check the posts. I check here before even checking my own scores. I don't know what I'd do with this thread and without my pal, Sir Jim.

 

[tickledkitty]

QUOTE BarberofSeville So you're back to the old delivery method, delivering your freeze dried and powdered semen in person? I guess you must add the water afterward, huh? Anyway, good luck!

I love this guy. Almost as much as I do his squeeze. NO, you guys, I've told you before, I’m not interested in a threesome! Even though I have clean underwear on tonight. And seeing we’re speaking of her....


QUOTE miss pink What's wrong with finishing a story I started last year, Jim? It's a good story, and I like it. You know, I find it so flattering that you go around reading all my posts. Even those obscure SFF ones. Seriously. It's very sweet.

Dear lady, I’m sure any story you write will be much, much superior to the run of the mill AH dross. Even an old second hand one. No question about it. However, why don’t you forget that boy from the bog and instead do something completely new and original for once? Throw off the muddy shackles. Start with a blank page!

By the way just what is SFF? Is this some abbreviation used in the singles ads? Are you single again? (Please god)

Single French Female perhaps? Sexy Flatulent Flasher? Silly, Fickle and Fun? Salivating, Ferocious Fatty? Serious but Fine Fuck?

The possibilities are endless….

...goodnight sweet enchantress...

Oh, my. Are you trying to imply that I've got a thang going on with your barber friend? Interesting.

My Halloween story is an original work. I started it last year and simply didn't get it finished in time. There's nothing "second hand" about it. Oh, and just for the record, there are no muddy shackles. I'm writing this one on my own.

SFF is Story Feedback Forum, but I think you know this. I think you're just messing with me. Silly scouries.

 

[scouries]

michigan wolverines suck!!!!!

QUOTE dani lite And what's so fucking original about any of your stories? Most of them are in the same category, most of them revolve around the same subject matter, so what difference does it make to YOU what another author writes?

Huh? What does category have to do with a stories originality? Have you been smoking dope again?

I’m doing my best to help people like you improve and all I get in return is rudeness and abuse. What the heck is in the water up there in Michigan anyway? One part H2O and three parts bile?

In spite of your rudeness I still feel it’s my duty to try to help you. If only for our readers sake! Remember little missy, always think of our readers first.

Take the skank in your avatar and your blow-up doll and go find something useful to do....maybe stick your finger in a plug socket or jam a metal knife in a toaster. Whatever you do, just do it AWAY from the sane world.

“The skank in your avatar” – Jacqueline S. has been called many things in her young life but I can promise you “skank” isn’t one of them! She is simply extraordinary at every level…

And Gabrielle L. is perfect… which is why I’m taking her to Spain on Thursday… A scouries fan club outing financed by ROYALTIES from Spanish language LITEROTICA fans...thousands are expected...She’s promised to make love to me in the Alhambra… then we’re going to Barcelona to fuck in some Gaudi…….

La Alhambra

Gaudyism

Why don't you spend the weekend in East Lansing miss... dreaming of becomming a best seller...

jrs

 

[Selena_Kitt]

QUOTE dani lite And what's so fucking original about any of your stories? Most of them are in the same category, most of them revolve around the same subject matter, so what difference does it make to YOU what another author writes?

Huh? What does category have to do with a stories originality?

That's actually a valid point. A majority of DK's stories are in "Romance" aren't they?

 

[scouries]

the lovely miss pink...

QUOTE miss pink SFF is Story Feedback Forum, but I think you know this

Ohhhh shit! I wish you hadn’t reminded me. I’ve been trying to forget those coc…….uckers every since they banished me from their midst.

Mind you, you-all were to blame too. Whining and complaining til the bloody Conformist couldn’t take it any more. He wasn’t that bad a guy…just didn’t have the nuts to stand up to you AHers… Too bad too. I sorta liked it over there. The nipple thread, the 1000+ vote thread and the Scouries reader thread. They had it made….

So you’re now advertising for dates in the Story Feedback Forum are you? Shouldn’t you be using Literotica Personals for that?

Did you tell them you’re like a fine vine? Improving as you age…

Which is a truly unusual quality. Now my three ex wives for example, it would be very hard to to suggest the same about them. Bloodsucking leeches would be a better description for them….oops, sorry about that girls...

jrs

NOT!

 

[scouries]

you're in trouble now freddie....

QUOTE FREDDIE ...but, I like the red H's. …By the way, I received a package by overnight delivery and there was my green E satin baseball jacket, green E tee shirt, green E keychain, and green E baseball cap. Everything that was taken away from me when I was erroneously given my green E was deliverered back to me. I guess the higher ups felt sorry for me after someone erased my red H's for the eighth time.

Might I suggest that you go to a tailor and get him to sew 500 red H’s on your new [size=+2]E[/size] baseball jacket? Given your impressive pecs and lats I’m sure there would be lots of room for the little buggers. Then no one could ever steal them again. That is unless someone stole your jacket… but I suppose you could train Ch. Scouries Polo to protect the jacket – I’ve heard those little Rat Terriers can make excellent guard dogs. Mind you it’s important to make sure he’s trained… imagine if he pissed on the 500 red H’s …. They’d probably turn pinkish… yuck.

QUOTE FREDDIE Selena said that I complain too much. She said that I should just suck it up and stop whining.

My advice is that you DO NOT get our black widow mad at you Freddie. If you thought her sister was tough and tenacious in her attacks on you wait til you see miss kittyn angry. Brutal! Blood in the aisles. Grown men broken! And unlike her younger (and cuter) sister she prefers the sneak attack.

My suggestion is that you immediately get down on your knees and beg her forgiveness. In fact you’d be better to perform your obeisance lying flat on your stomach….

If I were you I’d light a joss stick and pray to the Lord Krishna for deliverance... I fear otherwise you’re a goner…

Chant Freddie, chant...​

jim

p.s. omg, just a I start to write a warning about her she pops up out of the Stygian depths ...on my thread… go away…ahhhhhhhhhhhh...noooooooooooo

Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
Krishna, Krishna, Hare, Hare
Hare Rama……​

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm just here to write my stories, my friend.

I don't kiss anyone's ass, that is, unless she's ready to do the same for me during our hot sexual session.

Besides, Selena and anyone else has the right to agree to disagree. And she wrote a very thoughtful post to my thread.

I've always respected Selena, as I do many other AH regulars here.

Yet, I'm not going to stand there and smile while someone kicks me in the balls. It's not in my nature to do that. And if you ever met me in person, you'd understand that I take shit from no one. Moreover, I'm the first one to lend a kind word or a helping hand.

How many here give up their Sundays to pass out food to the homeless? How many here give their time and money to help someone who really needs the help?

My mother raised me right. My Dad did whatever for anyone in need. I'm the same way.

No, I won't lend you any money, so don't ask (lol). Besides, you surely don't need any. I saw that huge stack of cashed royalty check stubs.

 

[Daniellekitten]

That's actually a valid point. A majority of DK's stories are in "Romance" aren't they?

Excuse me for being confused but what does that have to do with the cost of tea in China?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Excuse me for being confused but what does that have to do with the cost of tea in China?

I bought a pool table from China. It is a magnificent, custom made pool table with an 8' three piece slate 1 1/8" bed. Everything is custom, the cloth, pockets, legs, top rails, side rails, and color. No two tables are alike. There are 20,000,000 possible combinations.

Everything was included, too, the sticks, balls, racks, brush, and even the chalk.

The price...$1,299.

I figured something was wrong. I figured the catch was the shipping charge from China. Only, the $500 shipping fee was included in the price. Are you kidding me?

I compare the table quality to other tables in my neighborhood. No one could offer me a comparable pool table for under $4,000.

I ordered the thing. Granted, it took me 5 long months to receive the table. Moreover, I had to lug it in pieces from my garage to the third floor game room, but...I love it.

It took me most of the day to put it together and I'm no mechanic. The directions was easy.

I hope I answered your question about China, although I seriously don't think my Chinese pool table has anything to do with the price of tea.

"Anyone want to play strip pool?"

 

[sr71plt]

"Anyone want to play strip pool?"

No, but I might be in for a round of Strip T striptease.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No, but I might be in for a round of Strip T striptease.

I'm not sure what Strip T striptease is, but so long as your not the one striping and I'm the one watching tits and pussy, I'm in.

I'm not much of a fan of Strip T striptease where there is nothing by black leather, testosterone, and pants with backs that are cut out.

I'll stay here with my dog and play pool.

"It's your turn, Polo. You have the solid balls. Good shot! Good boy."

I think I've been around my dog waaaay too long.

 

[michchick98]

Yes, the Michigan Wolverines do suck! But so does scouries!

Huh? What does category have to do with a stories originality? Have you been smoking dope again?

Perhaps I should have phrased myself differently. All your stories revolve around mom fucking son, dad fucking daughter, brother fucking sister. Is there one story of yours that doesn't cover one of those three topics?

I'm not knocking the popularity of the Incest category, it's not my cup of tea...but, whatever. Anyway, from what I've read of your stories, which is VERY VERY few, they are all the same, the names are changed, but the plot remains the same.

I’m doing my best to help people like you improve and all I get in return is rudeness and abuse. What the heck is in the water up there in Michigan anyway? One part H2O and three parts bile?

Help people like me improve? Oh, who's the one smoking dope now? You are the LAST person I would ever call on for help, scouries. Can't you take a bit of criticism? You seem to not mind dishing it out, but you sure can't take it. You are continually rude to many authors on this site. Many of whom don't even post here. Many of whom don't even know who you are (or care.) But when someone gets rude with you, it's a different matter.

Well, fuck you, scouries. I don't cave that easily. I read this thread for entertainment to see what stupid, idiotic nonsense will spout forth from you next. It's relaxing after a long day at work. I put absolutely NO merit whatsoever into anything you post. It's all total and complete bullshit.

In spite of your rudeness I still feel it’s my duty to try to help you. If only for our readers sake! Remember little missy, always think of our readers first.

I don't want your help. I don't need your help. I do quite fine on my own, thank you. I always think of my readers first. If I want any advice from you in the future, I'll squeeze Gabby's head and see if she can spout off some hot-air.

“The skank in your avatar” – Jacqueline S. has been called many things in her young life but I can promise you “skank” isn’t one of them! She is simply extraordinary at every level…

So why does it look like she hasn't bathed in months? She's probably got hairy legs and you could braid the hair under her arms, too. I think it'd be a safe bet to say that anyone who had sex with her ended up visiting the doctor afterward and was treated for a nasty case of....well, it's too horrible to even think of. *shudders*

And Gabrielle L. is perfect… which is why I’m taking her to Spain on Thursday… A scouries fan club outing financed by ROYALTIES from Spanish language LITEROTICA fans...thousands are expected...She’s promised to make love to me in the Alhambra… then we’re going to Barcelona to fuck in some Gaudi…….

Better bring an extra air tank with you, just in case Gabby deflates on the trip. Have fun in your delusional little world. At least I have sex with someone who is not made of artificial material or someone who IS NOT related to me.

Why don't you spend the weekend in East Lansing miss... dreaming of becomming a best seller...

No thanks, not a Spartans fan either. I'm perfectly happy in my own city and I don't dream of anything that I can't achieve.

 

[scouries]

robyn in chaps????????

QUOTE Freddie I'm not much of a fan of Strip T striptease where there is nothing but black leather, testosterone, and pants with backs that are cut out.

Freddie you have a certain genius for the perfect reply. I can just see it: Robyn, on stage, the backs of his leather pants cut out…or is he simply wearing red leather chaps…. You in the front row of the audience, softly stroking your pool cue… poor Ch. Scouries Polo, wearing a rainbow colored leather doggie coat, barking furiously, begging you to save him from the male poodle hovering ominously above him…

You sir definitely deserve your red [size=+2]H’s[/size] back. And I want to help…

In fact [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] is hereby announcing a reward that will be awarded to the person who finds the missing 500. The award will be doubled with the successful prosecution and jailing of the nefarious villain who was the perpetuator of this dastardly crime.

QUOTE cloudy Would you like to place a bet to that effect? Any amount you want

Take the bet Freddie.

You shoulda seen the eyes of our little Indian friend when she met me for the first time. Her adoration obvious in her star struck eyes. She was like one of those naïve, sixteen year old virgins who’ve fallen in love for the first time.

It was back in May 2006 I think. A meeting of the Southeast Congress of the Scouries Fan Club. She’d already been a member of the Tupelo, Mississippi branch for six months by then – a Gold Card Member in fact. She’d made her bedroom into a shrine to me...

She walked on air the whole way to Athens, Georgia when she heard about my planned visit to the semi-annual club congress that was to be held there. Lurked in the hotel corridors for a glimpse… Gabby caught her trying to slip into my bedroom one night… naked as a blue jay… another scourian groupie…

I guess we can’t blame her though. The chance to meet her hero… I didn’t want to take advantage though… she being married and all that…good tits on her though…I gotta admit, I considered it for a second or two… I think if she’d been lactating I just might have…

So Freddie take the bet! That babe would crawl on her hands and knees 100 miles through the muck of the Everglades, braving all manner of killer gator or marsh alien, to attend a ScouriesWorld bash.

Who wouldn’t?

jrs

 

[Guest]

the boss told me it's very important that I post on this page today...

...so I will...

Hola , it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

I usually don't post this stuff here but the boss wants me here tonight and since he's taking me to Spain... so here goes...

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freedom fighter… and
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v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
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director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
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miami beach, florida

 

[scouries]

thank you dear readers....you make it all worthwhile...

I love the last day of the month…

Jacqui, our accountant, arrives around eight and we sit down and review the monthly figures. Sales, votes, comments, e-mails…

Put all the numbers in our various contract formulas and see what we come up with. See how much money will be rolling in…

Our course Jacqui’s got a pretty good handle on it beforehand; she tracks the numbers pretty regularly. But I like waiting! Being surprised. It’s like a birthday party for me.

Paydays here!

But you know what? Its not the bucks I get off on, not really….sure you gotta have money to operate but [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] is in pretty good shape these days.

No, it’s the readers I really care about. Finding out if they’re still with me. Seeing if they’re still clicking open my stories. Because that’s the big thing for an author. You can think you’re doing a good job but at the end of the day it’s the numbers that count.

You can bullshit about quality…about literature…about not being understood…about being better than them…

…but that’s crap and we all know it. What really counts? It’s simple…

Are they still buying?
Still reading?
Voting?
Commenting?
Is the trend up?
Or down?

I was pretty sure July’s figures were pretty good when Jacqui sauntered in this morning. She can’t hide the little grin that sprouts on her lips whenever the news is good. Which incidentally makes her an awfully poor strip poker player. Which is good (by the way freddie – Jacqui did get her period the other day so you’re off the hook).

She was grinning today.

They are still buying – Sales over 300,000 units this month
And voting – 2000+ votes in spite of 600 getting stolen in the NUDE DAY contest
And commenting – My new story prompted a deluge of mail
And the trend is UP! We’re on track for a record year…

THANK YOU ONE AND ALL !

And I promise to do my best to continue to bring you only [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] quality stories now and far into the future…

james r scouries esq.

 

[scouries]

another one...

One nice surprise I had this morning was that for the TWENTIETH time a [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] story has reached best seller status. Yes another story with

[size=+2]100,000 COPIES SOLD[/size]​

[size=+2]

Who’s Your Daddy?

​

[/size]

What makes this accomplishment even more gratifying than usual is the way this story did it. It just happens to be the very last story listed on my story page. Which means that my readers had to go through some fifty other stories before they got to it. But they did!

I humbly thank you all ….

jim

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I love the last day of the month…

Jacqui, our accountant, arrives around eight and we sit down and review the monthly figures. Sales, votes, comments, e-mails…

Put all the numbers in our various contract formulas and see what we come up with. See how much money will be rolling in…

Our course Jacqui’s got a pretty good handle on it beforehand; she tracks the numbers pretty regularly. But I like waiting! Being surprised. It’s like a birthday party for me.

Paydays here!

But you know what? Its not the bucks I get off on, not really….sure you gotta have money to operate but [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] is in pretty good shape these days.

No, it’s the readers I really care about. Finding out if they’re still with me. Seeing if they’re still clicking open my stories. Because that’s the big thing for an author. You can think you’re doing a good job but at the end of the day it’s the numbers that count.

You can bullshit about quality…about literature…about not being understood…about being better than them…

…but that’s crap and we all know it. What really counts? It’s simple…

Are they still buying?
Still reading?
Voting?
Commenting?
Is the trend up?
Or down?

I was pretty sure July’s figures were pretty good when Jacqui sauntered in this morning. She can’t hide the little grin that sprouts on her lips whenever the news is good. Which incidentally makes her an awfully poor strip poker player. Which is good (by the way freddie – Jacqui did get her period the other day so you’re off the hook).

She was grinning today.

They are still buying – Sales over 300,000 units this month
And voting – 2000+ votes in spite of 600 getting stolen in the NUDE DAY contest
And commenting – My new story prompted a deluge of mail
And the trend is UP! We’re on track for a record year…

THANK YOU ONE AND ALL !

And I promise to do my best to continue to bring you only [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] quality stories now and far into the future…

james r scouries esq.

To be honest with you, I wouldn't have minded it one bit if she carried my baby. She is a beautiful woman inside and out.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Excuse me for being confused but what does that have to do with the cost of tea in China?

Just that pointing out that someone's stories are "all in the same category" is no measure of their worth.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Just that pointing out that someone's stories are "all in the same category" is no measure of their worth.

I agree, even though I write scifi/fantasy, nonhuman etc. But there are a lot of wonderful artists out there that write in one category or only have one story on their storypages now but are well worth reading.

 

[scouries]

kitten vs kittyn??? sisters at it again???

Please my little feline friends!

We want no kitty fights on the SCOURIES thread!

Sisters should keep their arguments private, not wave their pussies in public.

As I understand it I presently have non-aggression pacts with both of you. I’ve been doing my best to honor them and I believe you two have been reciprocating (for the most part). For which I thank both of you.

I hope you’re not but if you two are planning to start a kitten sister war I ask that you please do it elsewhere. I’d prefer that my name not be sullied when the fur starts flying.

There’s nothing wrong with a little competition between you two. In fact it’s to be expected given your fame, your egos, your past relationship and your feisty natures.

But that doesn’t mean you have to lower yourselves to the tactics you used in your war on sarahhhh .
A good, fair, out in the open competition could be fun; but we definitely don’t need the backroom plotting, the hate, the insults etc., etc., this time. That will do nothing to enhance either of your reputations.

So:One, do it on another thread; two, don’t involve yours truly; three, play fair; and four, no scratching.

Best two out of three falls. Let the best little kitte/yn win…

[size=+2] KITTEN vs KITTYN/KITT [/size]​

Hey, just to make it interesting, as a prize to the winner, I’ll throw in a free, all expenses paid, clothing optional, week on the ScouriesWorld yacht with yours truly.

jrs esq.

 

[scouries]

hairy underarms?

QUOTE michigan lite Anyway, from what I've read of your stories, which is VERY VERY few, they are all the same … Perhaps I should have phrased myself differently Duh!

I read this thread for entertainment….It's relaxing after a long day at work

I was going to forgive you and accept your apologies my dear. ‘She’s young, she’ll learn’, I told myself. Besides how can you be angry at anyone who spends all her working day looking forward to relaxing with the words of scouries. It’s hard to stay angry at you as I imagine you snuggled up on your couch, naked, a smile on your lips as you read my work.

However, then I read the following. And immediately realized you’re an idiot (and blind) for whom no hope can be held out.

QUOTE michigan lite So why does it look like she hasn't bathed in months? She's probably got hairy legs and you could braid the hair under her arms, too. I think it'd be a safe bet to say that anyone who had sex with her ended up visiting the doctor afterward and was treated for a nasty case of....well, it's too horrible to even think of. *shudders*

jrs

 

[Daniellekitten]

I have the utmost respect and admiration for Selena. She's a true storyteller, unlike some that post here.

 

[scouries]

ugly signatures besmirching the SCOURIAN reader...

QUOTE dk She's a true storyteller, unlike some that post here

You’re quite right my dear! Which is why I tried to keep them off my thread from the very start (see post #1).

Some of these people can’t write shit and yet they persist in publishing their inanities on my thread. This characterization of course doesn’t apply to either you or your lovely sister.

Everyone acknowledges that you and Serena are near perfect. At least nines out of ten. For your ages. Which means you each merit a personal red H.

It’s simply that if you two want to get down and dirty that’s fine with me – just don’t do it here. This thread is for far nobler purposes.

But I don’t want to beat around the bush either my friend (BTW are you still bushed or shaved?), instead I’ll come right out and say it – I hate your signature. I don’t mind your little picture, or most of what you post, but I shudder every time I see your signature. You’re running neck and neck with IrezumiKiss in the race for the worst signature on LITEROTICA. Which is sad. Because it means i'm pissed off at you even before I read your post. Which isn't fair to you.

You can do much better! Advertising and promotion is fine dani but turning off your potential customers is not a good marketing strategy. Don’t beat us over the head…a little subtlety can go a long way… lure us gently to your wonderful prose… Find someone from the advertising field to help you….please. In the meantime PLEASE DO NOT POST YOUR SIGNATURE ON MY THREAD. My viewers have come to expect a much higher esthetic experience… A truly scourian perspective….

Jaime

p.s. while Gabby and I will be away in spain for the next week or so, as long as they have the Internet over there and if my Blackberry can handle Spanish, I’ll endeavor to keep you all updated on happenings in the scourian world…

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Uhm, hello, psst, Jim, before you fly off to Spain, I still haven't received the check you said you put in the mail paying me to write all that hyperbole about you.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I have the utmost respect and admiration for Selena. She's a true storyteller, unlike some that post here.

Why would I fight with Danielle? Scouries, you are truly delusional.

Besides, if we were to start a cat-fight, we would certainly NOT be doing it for free on a Lit thread. It would be a pay-per-view event, to which I am quite sure you and Gabby would be one of the first in line.