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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

3 husbands?

As for my boobs, I have an AV showing them...just watch, it'll turn up again sooner or later.

And, yep...I have three cars, but I don't wash them. That's what husbands are for.

Gees, that's a sexist remark. Only, it makes me wish I was your husband (lol). I love cars. Actually, wouldn't you rather have 3 husbands rather than 3 cars.

I have a wife, a girlfriend, and a mistress. It's more expensive, but...I never go without.

I've seen your boob AV before. Only, I didn't know that was really your boobs.

They are quite spectacular.

I should have an AV of my muscled body, but I have enough stalkers already. I don't want both men and women lusting over me.

 

[DG Hear]

BfW I love it.

I love what you've done to the thread. It actually makes me want to come here to see what's new. I'm coming here as often as I am my humor thread.

Hey! Think of a joke and come over and post it.
Thanks for the recent laughs. By the way, I'm not in need of any Scouries stuff.
Thanks anyway.
DG Hear

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Picasso or Monet

I love what you've done to the thread. It actually makes me want to come here to see what's new. I'm coming here as often as I am my humor thread.

Hey! Think of a joke and come over and post it.
Thanks for the recent laughs. By the way, I'm not in need of any Scouries stuff.
Thanks anyway.
DG Hear

As much as I love jokes, as the many jokes that I've heard, I'm bad are retelling them and worse at remembering them. If I think of one, I'll post one, DG.

Thanks for stopping by. I have an interior decorator coming by later. I hope Scouries won't be terribly upset, but this place needs some paint and I really hate the pink carpeting. Moreover, some of this furniture needs to go.

Besides, I don't think he'll mind if I spend, oh, say, one hundred thousand on his tread. Judging by some of these royalty checks this guy has been collecting all these years from Literotica and other sites, he's loaded.

I'm thinking red, purple, and gold. Those colors are more befitting the King of Literotica. What do you think?

And look up there, behind me. I was thinking about having carpenters build a platform with steps leading to it. I saw this throne like chair in this magazine that would look perfect. Okay, the chair was expensive, five grand, but it would be perfect. Oh, and with two life size lion statues on either side of the throne, he'll love it, I hope.

What the Hell, everything is returnable. Maybe he'll be charge with some restocking fees.

Instead of carpeting, I was thinking about Italian marble floor tiles. I think that I could have them do the floor for maybe, fifteen grand.

Hmm, paintings, I need something with color, maybe Picasso or Monet reproductins, of course, but good ones.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I smell a rat.

I have some sad news to announce. Someone broke into Scouries World while I was showering.

Sir Scouries should have left me the alarm code in his absence, but in his haste to leave for vacation, either he forgot or didn't trust anyone, even me, his Acting Thread Master, with the code. Normally, he has security here, gorgeous twins Gina and Jena, 5th degree black belts, but he took them vacationing with him, as well.

Nonetheless, as far as I could tell from the disarray of the thread, all the thieves took was the one thing that was most valuable. Yes, they took the Halloween story that he was working on for the Halloween contest. Hopefully, he saved a copy to his computer. Why they didn't steal his computer, I'll never know, unless I interrupted them in the act.

Did any of you see anything? Did anyone see anything? C'mon people, this is Scouries here, your beloved Literotica leader. There is a handsome reward for the return of his story.

Now that I think of it, I think I know who took it. There were three gentlemen and two ladies, and I use that term as loosely as both those ladies obviously are, who I banned from entering the thread in Sir Scouries absence. They tried to come for the party yesterday, but I stopped them at the door. Apparently, stealing the story was their retaliation for me denying them entry.

Do you know the ones that I mean? It's obvious who they are by their lack of posts, since Sir Scouries went on vacation. You just have to peruse the thread to see those who have not posted since I took over. Yeah, you know the ones.

Now, for those who took Sir Scouries Halloween story, Brother Tricks Sister Into Giving Him A Treat At the Haunted House Halloween Masquerade Party (If you ask me, I think the title is a wee bit too long), if you just leave it at the thread opening, nothing more will come of this.

In the meantime, I did something that I should have done when I first accepted this role as Acting Thread Master. I brought my own security with me. That's right, Polo, my Rat Terrier is on premises now.

"Good boy, Buddy. Wanna cookie?"

Sure, he's only twenty pounds, but this fearless terrier fended off three ferocious Pit Bulls that were determined to rip him to shreds. Once they cornered him, he turned on them biting one of the nasty animals in the ear.

For those of you who don't know what a Rat Terrier is, the Rat Terrier holds the record for killing the most rats, 1,300 in a six hour period on a farm in England. Moreover, I have the new breed of Rat Terrier made from a Manchester Terrier, a Whippet, and an Italian Greyhound. This dog is fast and he can hear a cat walking in the snow.

Yeah, so don't try anything. I've given you fair warning. Be fair warned.

For all those who would like to stop by and pick up a tee shirt or a Scouries World sourvorir keychain or coffee mug, feel free. I'll even give you a tour of the thread. You won't believe this place. It has three floors with a Olympic sized swimming pool on the first floor. The bedrooms, if you know what I mean, are on the third floor. He even has an orgy room, if you get my drift, on the second floor where clothing is optional.

I'll only be here for a little while. I'll return later this evening to lock the thread up for the night. Be fairwarned though, I'm leaving Polo here on premises 24/7 until Sir Scouries returns with Gina and Jena and Polo doesn't share my sense of humor or my easy going disposition. Also, you should know that when he attacks, he goes for the testicles. And if you think that you can swipe at him, he'll bite your hand three times before you can pull it away.

I'm just glad that I read and memorized Sir Scouries, Brother Tricks Sister Into Giving Him A Treat At the Haunted House Halloween Masquerade Party Halloween story. I'm going to take the time to recreate it from memory. Maybe, he won't even notice it missing. Yet, knowing him, as I do, he'll notice.

Now that I think of it, one of those dancing girls had hairy legs. I'm going to go check it out. C'mon, Polo. I smell a rat.

 

[sr71plt]

He could just take his winter one and change the date, couldn't he? I doubt that anyone would notice.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Stay cool

He could just take his winter one and change the date, couldn't he? I doubt that anyone would notice.

Actually, his stories receive lots of reads and votes. And even if he was to take an old story and repost it, the odd thing is that it may not matter. He'd still receive lots of reads and votes. He's a Literotica phenomena.

Now for a bit of lunacy. Apparently, some whacko out there who sits at home in his or her underwear with nothing in their little life is going through my score card for the 7th time and erasing all my red H's. Then, what they do next is to post a feedback to one of my stories, "If your such a great writer, how come you don't have any red H's?"

Basically, I don't care about red H's, but it does add a bit of motivation to my writing that there are those of you who appreciate what I write by rewarding me with a high score.

I'd have to say, thankfully, that most of the people, 99 out of 100, who I have come in contact with are decent, caring, sensitive, talented, and intelligent people. Otherwise, I wouldn't still be posting here. Yeah, even the ones who I argue with, I won't mention names, I still hold the highest respect for when it comes to writing stories.

We are all here for the same reasons. This site is a God send for writers like us.

If those of you who like my stories and appreciate my humor and who enjoyed the entertainment that I have given you with this thread, as Acting Thread Master, I would appreciate it if you could read, vote, and restore some of my well deserved red H's.

Okay, I have stories to write. Stay cool everyone.

 

[Guest]

and for the 19th time....

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

I’m just dropping in for a second. I definitely don’t want to interrupt Freddie and his party! He’s proven to be a wonderful THREADMASTER. The boss will be so happy.

However our THREADMISTRESS seems to have done a lot more partying than posting…

Although I haven’t had a chance to talk to him, I did see Freddie for a second…and sarahhh too…in the guest bedroom. I peeked in. And I must say that reports made by sarahhh in her story comments sections concerning the dimensions of the man from boston’s “male appendage” weren’t exaggerated. Not at all! And the biceps on this boy! Thighs of a 100 meter dash Gold Medalist. Pecs almost as impressive as his pri…. And in spite of all the boss’s booze that our bostonion buddy has imbibed over the last few days, this man definitely doesn’t suffer from E.D.

Freddie, clearly a 21st century multitasker, was typing away when I looked in (probably writing his five hundred and twenty-third story) while at the same time bringing howls of orgasmic delight from Jacqui, our Assistant Accountant, as he gave her a live demonstration of his organ’s size and sensibility. These numbers people do seem to hang out together.

Meanwhile the lovely miss sarahhh, and I can promise you that accounts of her beauty have not been exaggerations, strap-on in place and ready for action, was chasing Deidre (our pretty little receptionist and starlet in the upcoming ScouriesFilms production around the room.

I left the four of them to it. And now, as I type this post in the office just a couple of rooms away, I can hear that sarahhh has caught the little minx… but I promise you that her screams of protest don’t bother me at all. The little slut tried to steal every scene she was in with me! A good “strap-on-ing” of her by sarahhh could be just the thing she needs to teach her a little respect.

Anyway, I can’t stay long, so…. So, for the nineteenth time…

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100,000 COPIES SOLD​

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Nude Dancing #02: Mom

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When a second chapter of a story hits this magic sales mark you know the author has done something right. You know that these aren’t people who just clicked in and out… no, instead you know they are people who read chapter one and liked it so much they eagerly opened (and read) chapter two.

Although the boss garners a fat bonus each time one of his stories hit the 100,000 sales mark, it’s not the money that makes him the happiest, no, instead it’s the thought that he’s brought literary enjoyment to so many people around the world.

And I want to take this opportunity to thank every one of our loyal readers…

…and to thank the boss, the wonderful james r scouries for making it all possible. Hurry home sir… we all miss you…

…just 4 more days…4 more days… 4 more days…


love Gabby

 

[Guest]

500????????????

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,


Oh hey, look what else I just found and another thing the boss missed while away on vacaction. [size=+2]500! WOW!!!![/size] No one deserves it more...

[size=+2]250 Favoritest Authors[/size]

• Selena_Kitt (946)
• Goldeniangel (894)
• Slickman (733)
• sarahhh (690)
• Daniellekitten (671)
• rgjohn (625)
• TryAnything (603)
• youbadboy (544)
• BarondeSade (542)
• wishfulthinking (538)
• [size=+2] scouries (500)[/size]

Gabrielle L.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

more confetti.

Gees, and I just cleaned up all the confetti.

Oh, well, it's worth it to see the naked dancing women, again.

There's that one with the hairy legs, again. Say, wait, that's no woman. That's a man.

"Hey, you! Stop!"

 

[sr71plt]

Actually, his stories receive lots of reads and votes. And even if he was to take an old story and repost it, the odd thing is that it may not matter. He'd still receive lots of reads and votes. He's a Literotica phenomena.

Actually, all that "reading"/voting is done by himself. And you are his enabler to even pretend to be so obtuse as to take him at face value. Which leads to . . .

Now for a bit of lunacy. Apparently, some whacko out there who sits at home in his or her underwear with nothing in their little life is going through my score card for the 7th time and erasing all my red H's. Then, what they do next is to post a feedback to one of my stories, "If your such a great writer, how come you don't have any red H's?"

What could be more lunatic than doing all of the accounting to come up with Scouries's lists? At least it keeps his little hands busy, which is no doubt a benefit to the community.

 

[Daniellekitten]

The fiction being spouted by BFW has been more entertaining than any one of Scouries stories or the realisms he spews at frequent intervals. I think we need to thank BFW for actually being funny here on this thread that is usually so annoying.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

The fiction being spouted by BFW has been more entertaining than any one of Scouries stories or the realisms he spews at frequent intervals. I think we need to thank BFW for actually being funny here on this thread that is usually so annoying.

"Wow!"

Next, you'll be reading my stories and (gulp) I'll be reading your stories and we'll be voting for one another and then, I'll be buying your books and asking for your autograph and stalking you when you refuse to give me your autograph. (lol).

Just kidding.

Well, thank you kindly Daniellekitten for the very nice compliment. Finally, I think my humor has come across. I don't think it plays well in my stories. Some feel that I attack them personally, (especially when I thinly veil their identity) when in essence I'm just trying to be funny and entertaining.

I think I know what it is, though. Finally, I realize why so many people don't get my humor. It's my Boston accent. That has to be it, you know.

Parked the car in Harvard yard...see what I mean? There's something lost in translation.

Ace took me up in his plane. He's a Hell of a guy. Oh, yeah, we buried the hatchet a long time ago. The guy loves me. We're pals now. He doesn't even correct my grammar anymore. He does still cringe though whenever I drop a participle.

Anyway, his plane is cute, small, but cute. Only, I have to run and get more change 'cause it takes quarters and I'm all out. I don't want to lose my place in line 'cause there's this spoiled kid who keeps crying for his mommy. He says that I'm hogging the ride. I told him that the plane belonged to SR71, but he didn't seem to care. I think Ace needs to park his plane somewhere else other than in front of the supermarket. Too many kids think that it's a toy or an amusement ride or somethin', you know.

You wouldn't happen to have change for a dollar, would you?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Actually, all that "reading"/voting is done by himself. And you are his enabler to even pretend to be so obtuse as to take him at face value. Which leads to . . .



What could be more lunatic than doing all of the accounting to come up with Scouries's lists? At least it keeps his little hands busy, which is no doubt a benefit to the community.

Actually, maybe it's the anal accountant in me thinking with the left side of his brain, but I find Scouries list very interesting. I love numbers.

Thanks for taking me up in your plane, Ace. I appreicate it. Maybe, next time you could bring some money with you, too. It gets expensive after a while.

By the way, I seriously don't think you need to parachute. You're only two feet off the ground.

 

[sr71plt]

Parked the car in Harvard yard...see what I mean? There's something lost in translation.

Boston accent? What Boston accent?

Shouldn't that be: "Paked the ca in Havad Yad"?

 

[freshface]

Boston accent? What Boston accent?

Shouldn't that be: "Paked the ca in Havad Yad"?

I think you have to have more hs. More like "Pahked the cah in Havad Yahd." With the jaw clenched, of course.

Could that be where his Hs go? Filling in for other letters? And all this time, we thought it was trolls.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Now that I see that, maybe you guys are the ones with the accent and not me (lol).

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Batman

It didn't occur to me until I read one of the threads that someone had posted about the Dark Knight and that actor Christian Bale. Of course, he's not the real Dark Knight, he's just an actor.

Dark Knight, Dark Knight...For some reason it sounded familar. I mean, I had never heard Batman referred to as the Dark Knight. I always thought Batman was Batman. Moreover, I always figured that Superman could kick Batman's ass in a contest. Although I would like to see Cat Woman fight Superman. That would be a good fight, especially if Superman was dressed as Clark Kent. Yeah, I'd like to see that.

Then, I remembered where I saw those words...Dark Knight. At the time, I thought it was just a code, a shipping label meaning that it was...a dark night, spelt incorrectly.

Then, I remembered the words Dark Knight were on the Scouries World tee shirt boxes. By the way, the tee shirts are all gone. They went in a flash. Never have I received as many PM's asking me for one. I guess everyone really loves Scouries World. Only, they don't want other people to know that they love Scouries World. Anyway...

Then, when I returned to this very thread to check the addresses on the boxes expecting them all to read (gulp) Miami, they read (double gulp) Gotham City. Yeah, I know. I couldn't believe it.

Still, it could be a joke, and I summed it all up to that. Yeah, someone was playing a joke on me. Ha! Ha! Very funny.

But I found old newspaper clippings that went back to the 1930's. I continued digging and I found articles about Bruce Wayne. It wasn't until I found a black armoured vest with a bullet hole in it that I knew I was on to something. The hairs on my arms stood up straight with what I figured to be true.

Then, it all made sense. It certainly would explain why he felt the need to write so many incest stories when he didn't have a family of his own, after his mother and father were murdered in the street. Sure that's it. He didn't have a mother...Ohhhh...Mommy, I Groaned...nor did he have a sister...Daddy? I Whispered. The poor man. "Who's Your Daddy? He never knew his Daddy (sniff).

Surely, you all would come up with the same things that I suspected. Yes, I know it's outrageous. Yes, I know it's ridiculous. Is there even a Gotham City. Where the Hell in New York is that place. It has be be by the Bronx Zoo. Right?

I even found the Gargoyle that he sits on to think when looking down at the city. The thing is huge and he has it stuffed way by the back wall in the basement of this thread. I couldn't find the Batmobile though. He must have that stashed elsewhere. Maybe, there's a secret door that leads to the Bat Cave. Surely, it must be here somewhere. I've stomped all over the floors but the floors in this thread are concrete. Every time I open a thread, my floor is just a black single line. Gees, maybe this thread is the Bat Cave. It is really quiet here.

For all of those who don't know what the Hell I'm going on about. For all those who are confused or disbelieving this new found revelation, allow me to enlighten you.

James Scouries is Bruce Wayne.

Scouries is Batman!

Don't you see? It all makes sense now, doesn't it. That's why he makes what everyone thinks are outrageous claims. To him, they are not. To him, they are just every day occurences.

Being Batman, everything we humans do is supernatural or abnormal. Yet, to him, it's just a walk in the park.

I'm just going to put all this stuff back where I found it. Okay? Now, don't anyone let the cat out of the bag that we all know that Scouries is Batman.

Damn, I wonder if he could introduce me to Kim Bassinger. She's still hot.

I wonder if he could get me one of those costumes. I've always wanted to wear a cape and I certainly have the legs for the tights. With my muscular chest, I certainly don't need the armoured vest. It would be kind of redundant, then again, what if they were to shoot at me. Yeah, better safe than sorry.

Wow! I can't believe it. Scouries is Batman. Scouries is Bruce Wayne.

Only...if he's Batman then that would mean...

SR71 is Robin!

Oh, my God!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Psst, Batman!

"Psst! Mr. Wayne! Bruce! Batman! Come quick. There's a conspiracy of evil posters trying to take over the AH board. We need you back to give a boastful, yet modest, presentation of record sales. Batman! Hello?"

Damn, that must be the bat cave down there. Did you hear that echo? I'm not going down there, it's scary. It looks deep.

"Hello?"

"Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?"

Oh, yeah that tunnel goes on forever. I would like to see the Batmobile, though. I wonder where Robin is. I like Batman's costume way better than Robin's. Robin's costume looks a little gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. I'm just saying that I wouldn't look good in red and green. Plus those little hot pants that he wears just makes me uncomfortable. He doesn't even have a real cape. He has a demi-cape. Now, Batman has a full cape.

There must be an elevator or at least a light button somewhere. I wish I had my flashlight with me so that I could see. Damn, it's dark down there. Oh, here, what's this big button?

"Shit! Fuck! Another button for 1,000,000 sales and here comes the dancing girls and there's that hairy one, again. Gotta go."

Well, at least I can see now with the bright lights, but the music is annoying. It's too freakin' loud.

 

[scouries]

this’ll make your weekend!!!!!

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I’M BACK! I’M BACK! Yes I am…

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Holidays – aren’t they wonderful? Sure you might grouse to me, you live in Miami, it’s a year round holiday down there. But it really isn’t.

The chance to get away from the daily grind – you know, the writing of best sellers, the movie making, running the bars, the hotel, THREADMASTER duties, research – the pressure…

To get away for twelve days like that …the chance to relax among the bosoms of my family… the chance to recharge the scourian batteries…

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Vacation Video​

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Oh yes I’m happy sweetie…

In the days ahead I’m going to try to give you AHers some advice you might use for planning your next holiday.

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Now that I’m back, first off, I would like to start by saying a simple, heartfelt thank you to Gabby . A beautiful, kind, loving angel who covered for me even though she was on vacation. She actually made me look forward to the end of my holiday. You know, I swear, I’d marry that girl if she was my sister. I’ve got a surprise for you sweetie…

Second I’d like to thank my

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Those wonderful people who continually make all my efforts worthwhile. Again and again. Two more 100,000 copy best sellers! Some of my confreres here like to forget you. Not me my friends. I love you.

I’d also be remiss if I didn’t thank the man from Boston, the redoubtable Freddie. A man who, in spite his extraordinarily busy schedule, took the time to THREADMASTER this thread in my absence.

I do worry though that the time he spent THEADMASTERING may adversely affect his SURVIVOR contest chances. Personally I believe that fred should take all of his scourian posts and enter them as an official Literotica story (maybe a three or four chapter story depending on word count) titled “My Time As A Scourian THREADMASTER”. Your only weakness as a THREADMASTER was that perhaps your posts weren’t quite colorful enough. I’ve found that a splash of red, green, blue, yellow, etc., does wonders for a post.

I’m delighted to see that many AHers have finally noticed what I’m known since I read my first BFW story – this man is good! And funny!

An author puts himself on the line when he tries to add a humorous touch to his stories on this site. Freddies got the balls to do it (and big ones according to Gabby?) and he’s continually done it successfully. It would be nice to see some of his critics, those small beings who vote down his stories, have the guts to follow in his footsteps. To take a chance in their writing instead of turning out tired, trite, formula romance and non-human stories.

I look forward to the day freddie joins those of us who earn $ROYALTY$ CHECKS on this site. The honor is long past due.

However, I should warn you freddie that there will be certain deductions from your first checks. I hate to say it but I have issued a lien against your earnings to cover the cost of booze, house cleaning (I don’t understand why you haven’t house trained my namesake, that wonderful little rat terrier, Ch. Scouries Polo – he pooped everywhere) as well as the cost of three thousand ScouriesWorld t-shirts (in assorted sizes and colors), the nineteen hundred SW baseball hats, and the fifteen hundred 8 by 11 color, glossy pics of yours truly, all of which have gone missing.

And if Jacqui turns out to be pregnant we’ll be deducting child support. You just can’t knock up a [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] employee and walk away scot free I’m afraid. Not even if you’re a famous literary celebrity.

Finally, I’d just like to announce that as of today Freddie has been awarded the much cherished Golden Fez (which he’ll be able to wear proudly at all future LITEROTICA functions) and has been officially named “THREADMASTER Emeritus” for the Scouries Reader thread and will receive all the honors and accolades that normally accompany this ceremonial post.

Thanks and congrats my good man,

james r scouries esq.

 

[tickledkitty]

Yay!! You're back.

I was pining away.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Batman...

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

What can we all do about the bashers?

Every time I post to the Author's Hangout, I pay the price. Someone doesn't like me, more than one person, probably. I have a few people who I suspect.

I had over one hundred red H's before someone went through my score card and erased them. I went all the way down to 9 red H's. And then they posted a message to one of my stories.

"If you are such a good writer, how come you don't have any red H's? Someone who has written as many stories, should have at least a couple hundred red H's."

Now, someone is doing it again for the 8th time. I had 40 red H's this morning. The last time I checked, I was down to 28. By the time I wake up tomorrow, I'll probably have 7.

Can you imagine someone disliking me so much to actually spend the time to go through my stories and erase all my red H's? Can you imagine someone with nothing else to do, someone who is so disturbed by me and by what I write here and/or the stories that I post to the board to do that to a fellow writer?

I can't imagine the person. It makes my skin crawl to imagine someone that small minded and sick. Creepy.

I sent a PM to Laurel. Hopefully, she can track their IP and ban them from the site.

It's only a matter of time before this sick individual turns their attention away from me, once they've erased all my red H's and turns their attention to you.

I think it's time we, as writers, all joined together to so something about the bashers.

None of us, except for Scouries, are paid to write stories. We write because we must, because we love to write, and because we have this site to post our stories. I ask you as writers to join me in my outrage and PM Laurel on my behalf and on your behalf.

Every time I post a story, not matter what story, I have 3 to 5 instant votes of 1. That's discouraging. Then, the bashing comments begin.

I'm human. I like reading the feedback. I enjoy it when someone likes what I write, but this other shit is just mean spirited and sick.

I'm tired of it. Maybe, they think that they'll drive me away and stop me from writing. Maybe, they think that. Yet, it does just the opposite. It makes me write a piece such as this. It makes me ask for your help to eradicate these people from this site that we all so enjoy to write and read stories.

It's my birthday in a few minutes. I'd like to start a new year fresh with a Literotica site that we all look forward to opening up to read and write without having to contend with bashers.

Thanks for reading this post. I have to go write some stories now.

 

[sr71plt]

Is there an e-c-c-h-o-o-o in here?

 

[scouries]

Some really bad writers on here....

or so posted somebody on another thread...

the lovely Miss Pink pointed out: Yes, there are some really bad writers here... Try reading stories on the top lists.

She's quite right! If I were you pal I'd start with the stories of the 1000+ VOTES Club. The true LITEROTICA giants!

It lists great stories by brilliant authors - rgjohn, sarahhh, TryAnything, [size=+2]scouries[/size] among others. The greats!

You won't be disappointed my friend....

jim

 

[scouries]

freddie....

[SIZE=+2]HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR

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[Size=+2]HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU​

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from all your fans at [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size]