Why? Why God? Why do you piss on England every Summer?

[NoJo]

 

[rgraham666]

It's tough love.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It's so appropriate and natural.

 

[Guest]

Not only England, but Wales, too.



And no doubt Scotland.



And Northern Ireland.




I've got 17 mates coming to meet up with me at the weekend, from all corners of the UK, and no doubt it'll be pissing it down all weekend. Ah well, we have a huge holiday home here in the South of England, with sauna, games room, etc... I'm sure we'll all make our own fun.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Not only England, but Wales, too.



And no doubt Scotland.



And Northern Ireland.




I've got 17 mates coming to meet up with me at the weekend, from all corners of the UK, and no doubt it'll be pissing it down all weekend. Ah well, we have a huge holiday home here in the South of England, with sauna, games room, etc... I'm sure we'll all make our own fun.

It's the weather that made the British Isles famous. http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/innocent.gif

 

[Liar]

Not only England, but Wales, too.



And no doubt Scotland.



And Northern Ireland.

My cellar got flooded last night. Had to fish up taters bobbing about in three inches of water.

So quityer bitchin.

 

[Guest]

It's the weather that made the British Isles famous. http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/innocent.gif

And the scones.

 

[Guest]

My cellar got flooded last night. Had to fish up taters bobbing about in three inches of water.

So quityer bitchin.

I'll bitch all over your ass if I bloody well want to, mister!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And the scones.

Makes room temperature beer more appealing and the roast beef and Yorkshire pudding taste better. Goes well with Caerphilly cheese, as well, rain does.

 

[BarbarouSevil]

This earth of mudjesty, this seat of marsh...
This blessed splot, this earth, this realm, this England.

You guys have the best poets.

Damp, is it?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

This earth of mudjesty, this seat of marsh...
This blessed splot, this earth, this realm, this England.

You guys have the best poets.

Damp, is it?

A touch, a palpable touch!

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/lol.gif

 

[Guest]

Why? Why God? Why do you piss on England every Summer?

He had to go.

 

[SlickTony]

He had to go.

Oh, that's a good one, sarahh!

Last time I was in England it was misting rain and a little less than 40 degrees F. And I saw people out in the Mall, strolling about with their dogs and all, altogether acting exactly as if the weather was decent.

Carry on.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Rocket? No, I'm just glad to see ya!

This is what drove the British to conquer the world......

I have dubbed this phenomenon the "Meteorological Imperative".... The innate need to go someplace where the weather will be better.




-KC

 

[rgraham666]

That might be why so many conquering hordes came out of Central Asia.

 

[john-the-author]

But you miss the point. Some of us PREFER the weather like that. My wife doesn't. But I lived in Seattle for 24 years in large part because I adore the weather, which is very much like England: gray, cloudy, clammy, rarely warm, and generally unpleasant by most people's standards. Me? I loved it to bits.

 

[SlickTony]

I start getting SADD if I don't see the sun for too many days running.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I start getting SADD if I don't see the sun for too many days running.

I get it during the shortest days of the year here in SoCal, if you can believe that! Northern Europe? No thanx.

 

[TE999]

I start getting SADD if I don't see the sun for too many days running.

Same here. If I had to spend very long in Old Blighty I'd be in the rubber room.

 

[ishtat]

Oh, that's a good one, sarahh!

Last time I was in England it was misting rain and a little less than 40 degrees F. And I saw people out in the Mall, strolling about with their dogs and all, altogether acting exactly as if the weather was decent.

Carry on.

Well wasn't it ? - Mind I have noticed that Sydney in Winter is sunnier than England in Summer. On June 21st the temperatures were the same.

 

[neonlyte]

Thank God he/she is not on laxatives

 

[starrkers]

Well wasn't it ? - Mind I have noticed that Sydney in Winter is sunnier than England in Summer. On June 21st the temperatures were the same.

That's because winter is late this year. Only got cold with snow threats yesterday.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

That's because winter is late this year. Only got cold with snow threats yesterday.

Gawrsh, I thought the only places it snowed in Oz were the eastern mountains and parts of Tazmania. See, y'learn sumpin ever day here at Lit.