Enough dichotomy, already! Try #2

[glynndah]

Ooooo... Do it again. I wanna see!

Gladly. Once more around the bridge, Flying Monkeys.

 

[ms.read]

kisses every one here good night!

 

[TE999]

Oh, I think the friction from the concrete is just about all the heat his "buff" ass can handle.

The sparks are so pretty this time of night.

Gladly. Once more around the bridge, Flying Monkeys.

Okay! Okay! I give up! I'll never woo a pair of witches again. I'm stickin' to women who only slap your face.

Damn, ruined a new pair of levis. Love those metal pocket studs.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Okay! Okay! I give up! I'll never woo a pair of witches again. I'm stickin' to women who only slap your face.

Damn, ruined a new pair of levis. Love those metal pocket studs.

Well Tom, you've proven that if one can't be a shining example he can always be a dire warning. One at a time for me, for sure. Phew!

 

[TE999]

Well Tom, you've proven that if one can't be a shining example he can always be a dire warning. One at a time for me, for sure. Phew!

I just thot I was a horrible example. I like your wording better.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I just thot I was a horrible example. I like your wording better.

I like words. They're some of the best fun you can have by yourself, as Terry Pratchett put it.

 

[glynndah]

Okay! Okay! I give up! I'll never woo a pair of witches again. I'm stickin' to women who only slap your face.

Damn, ruined a new pair of levis. Love those metal pocket studs.

You're forgiven, sweetie.

A from the good little witch.

 

[TE999]

You're forgiven, sweetie.

A from the good little witch.

Aww...thanks pretty witch. I learned my lesson this time.

Did you know your beautiful eyes sparkle like your bubble...

 

[SweetWitch]

You're forgiven, sweetie.

A from the good little witch.

You can forgive him if you want, but I'm in a vindictive mood.

 

[glynndah]

You can forgive him if you want, but I'm in a vindictive mood.

Run, Tom, Run!!!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Keep voting, people.

 

[SweetWitch]

Run, Tom, Run!!!

He can run, but he can't hide.

 

[TE999]

He can run, but he can't hide.

Oh brother. One's still after me. I guess pickling Big Jim and the Twins wasn't enough for her.

I think I'll mosey on down the line a little bit--maybe hop a freight to St. Louis...

 

[glynndah]

Oh brother. One's still after me. I guess pickling Big Jim and the Twins wasn't enough for her.

I think I'll mosey on down the line a little bit--maybe hop a freight to St. Louis...

Oh, cool! That's near me. We'll have lunch.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Bumped again for those who missed it or forgot to vote.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Bumped so Vella can join in.

 

[wafflemtl]

Funniest thread so far

Thanks VM

 

[Safe_Bet]

Does this mean I just "outed" myself? Oh, my what will people think if they ever find out that I'm queer?

('Course my habit of sucking on Amy's face in public might have given them a hint! )

 

[sweetness6280]

I'm a "popeye"... I yam what I yam.

OK, so I picked happy with either. I'm attracted to the personality and the essence of the person, not the gender. It's the same with LS, BDSM, etc. I don't fit a particular label... I am what I am.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Molly? She's nothing. (Sorry, Molly, but work with me here.) It's a certain good little witch with Flying Monkeys he needs to be worried about.

Awwww. Flying Love Monkeys are so cute. Especially since they went through Sensitivity Training and stopped their homophobic attacks against the Friends of Dorothy!


I even featured them in a poem:

Attack of the Flying Love Monkey

Ha! I sent the kids away to friends for the night!
Don’t even try to flee, there’s no hope for you now
You’ll be caught unaware by the Love Monkey in flight!

Once my claws are on you, there is no escape;
you’ll be knocked to the ground and suffer
hands fully groping your womanly shape.

Once you are stunned; quite incapacitated,
the Love Monkey will have her way as you are
kept in the bedroom till both our lusts are sated.

You’ll wake tired and sore, feeling anything but spunky,
But you never had a chance against a Flying Love Monkey.

 

[Belegon]

I never voted in this when it first made the rounds.

I voted the "all but straight" option because I haven't met everybody in the world yet and I want to keep my options open...

 

[vella_ms]

Bumped so Vella can join in.

LOL thank you. seems im in the minority here. *sigh* somethings never change.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

bumped

 

[Corylea]

If I watch someone walk down the street, that person is almost always female. If I have a choice of photographs to look at, I'll almost always look at the woman's picture before or instead of the man's.

The three people that I've been completely sexually obsessed with have been male.

The person I'm so attracted to that my brain falls out of my head and rolls under the bed, so that I say stupid shit, is female.

The person I'm sharing my life with is male.

If I'm playing with a body, holding constant who lives in it (as if you could!), I like playing with female bodies best. If someone's playing with me (again with the holding constant stuff), it would be either a man or a woman with a strap-on.

I spent five years exclusively lesbian, and I wasn't really bi and just thinking of myself as a lesbian; I really felt nothing whatsoever for men. People would ask me what I felt when I looked at a cute guy, and I'd say, "Kind of like I feel when I look at a racehorse -- that's a fine-looking example of that kind of animal, and it's a pleasure to look at it, but that doesn't mean that I want to do anything sexual with it!" Then something inside me changed, and men became doable.

All of this is complicated by my being a BDSM switch.

What am I? A sexual person, one who mostly likes other sexual people but who occasionally apologizes to male partners for not drooling over them as much as I drool over women. So far, they've all said that they understand completely.

 

[Stella_Omega]

There's so much that's good about you, Cory!