Enough dichotomy, already! Try #2
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voluptuary_manque
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Isn't that just the most beautiful curve from 4 to 9? A perfect parabola, I believe. If I adjusted it so that "totally other sex" was in the center (the 'norm') and put 5 on either end it would darn near make a bell curve. Damn! AH as a bunch of Normal people, what a concept!
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And you're cheating on both of us with Most Eloquent!?!?!?!?!She's gone? Damn! Just as I was gettin' revved up to wax most eloquent.
I'll woo her tomorrow.
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And you're cheating on both of us with Most Eloquent!?!?!?!?!
You tell 'im. I think I'm done with the boy.
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Ah warnt 'im, yup ah did, ah warnt 'im ah did. Yer better watch it, ah tol' 'im, Molly won't like it, ah said. But did he lissin, did he?
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glynndah
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Molly? She's nothing. (Sorry, Molly, but work with me here.) It's a certain good little witch with Flying Monkeys he needs to be worried about.
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It's a fuckin work of art!
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No offense taken. You are, after all, a good little witch.
I, on the other hand, make no such claims. I can be downright evil.
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Um, honey? What's "normal"?
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And you're cheating on both of us with Most Eloquent!?!?!?!?!
Now just a doggone minute you two. Is it my fault that I have both devastating charm and a silver tongue to accompany my buff bod. I'm so terribly weak when in the presence of beautiful women that I go kinda crazy. Why, any man would be honored to have either of you as partners in life. I'm afraid I'm just too enraptured by female beauty to act in a rational manner sometimes.
Now would you two restore Big Jim and the Twins and tell these monkeys not to let me drop! Please!
(I have to go and romance two witches. Sheesh!
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Normal? Normal, normal . . . let's see, I used to be able to define "normal" . . . uh, can we define it within some context? Like "For a given value of Normal in AH terms?" As in, Normal=anything goes?
Except for trying to romance two witches at once, of course. That's deranged!
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I'm just captivated by beautiful supernatural women.
Ah noticed. That's whut Ah warnt yew about but yew were so kappyvated yew wouldn't lissen.
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Thanks for the post-facto homespun wisdom Cyrus.
Of course it's not your 'privates' that have gone AWOL and you aren't doing barrel rolls with six flying monkeys.
We're going under that bridge???
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Thanks for the post-facto homespun wisdom Cyrus.
Of course it's not your 'privates' that have gone AWOL and you aren't doing barrel rolls with six flying monkeys.
We're going under that bridge???
Under? I told them through. And just one measly little please? You'll have to do better than that.
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Hi Cloudy,
Want to come over and join the food fight? It's horribly messy but at least you won't have to clean it. We're expecting rain.
Want to come over and join the food fight? It's horribly messy but at least you won't have to clean it. We're expecting rain.
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I've had an entire tribe of little boys at my house for the past week. I think I'll pass, thanks.
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I think he's a little busy right now. Perhaps a little later...He left out the bad witch, but that's completely understandable.
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Now just a doggone minute you two. Is it my fault that I have both devastating charm and a silver tongue to accompany my buff bod. I'm so terribly weak when in the presence of beautiful women that I go kinda crazy. Why, any man would be honored to have either of you as partners in life. I'm afraid I'm just too enraptured by female beauty to act in a rational manner sometimes.
Now would you two restore Big Jim and the Twins and tell these monkeys not to let me drop! Please!
(I have to go and romance two witches. Sheesh!
Actually, I kinda like them right where I have them, in a jar on my mantel.
Glyndahh? Do you think you could have your little friends drag is "buff" ass through a forest fire?
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glynndah
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Oh, I think the friction from the concrete is just about all the heat his "buff" ass can handle.
The sparks are so pretty this time of night.
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Oh, I think the friction from the concrete is just about all the heat his "buff" ass can handle.
The sparks are so pretty this time of night.
Ooooo... Do it again. I wanna see!
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