DesertPirate
Sailing from the desert
- Joined
- Mar 20, 2006
- Posts
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Totally straight 

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Just 'cause I wanna do Liar.
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While he's riding a bicycle? http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/horny-1.gif
Men. Men only. Especially nice, big, teddy bear men.![]()

Uh-uh, good little witch, that's an 8, just like me. Only in my case I suspect that it's mostly long-ingrained habit. If I was 18, who knows?
Oh, no. I'm completely whatever number the last one was. The seduction would have to be by the other sex, too.
Any time, sweetie, any time at all. I'll even let you steer.Well I'm certainly glad to hear that!
Just you and I in the sparkly bubble...Mmmm...![]()

Any time, sweetie, any time at all. I'll even let you steer.![]()
Put it on autopilot or use one of the flying monkeys that can keep it's mouth shut and it's eyes on the road.We'll be too busy.Put it on autopilot or use one of the flying monkeys that can keep it's mouth shut and it's eyes on the road.

Tom, you're worse than me. Last night you were proposing marriage to Molly and now you're running off with Glynndah. Randy old goat, anyhow!![]()
What can I say VM. I love the pretty ladies and they love me.
Does Utah still allow polygamy?![]()

What can I say VM. I love the pretty ladies and they love me.
Does Utah still allow polygamy?![]()
We'll be too busy.Put it on autopilot or use one of the flying monkeys that can keep it's mouth shut and it's eyes on the road.

Tom, you're worse than me. Last night you were proposing marriage to Molly and now you're running off with Glynndah. Randy old goat, anyhow!![]()
Oh, even better.
Wait! He's a goat? And did you just call him "Randy"? I thought his name was Tom.![]()



It's a beautiful night. Let's go.I thot you'd like that.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain in the bear suit.
I am neither a goat or named Randy.
Now where's that monkey so we can fly away where it's more..*ahem*...secluded.![]()
Straight guy here. I don't even like my gender as people as a general rule.
It's a beautiful night. Let's go.

Am I a bicycle?Just 'cause I wanna do Liar.
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Tom, you're worse than me. Last night you were proposing marriage to Molly and now you're running off with Glynndah. Randy old goat, anyhow!![]()
The wedding is so off now. Sniff. http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/Molly_Wens/unlove.gif
Where's the "would do a bicycle if I'm drunk enough" option?