Now THIS is how you clean up the General Board...

[Trace_Element]

Recidiva is a liar and a hypocrite.

"She" was the one who took her disagreements with me and turned it into a justification to hurl a sockpuppet racial slur at me. She was the one who lied about me and utterly refused to apologize when she was exposed.

I have never had problem with people who disagree with me. It's when you start threatening me, making an issue of my race, and getting hostile with me, without me provoking you, that things get ugly.

Recidiva is a catty little child. She has a long track record of starting shit and then trying to play the Zen Buddhist peacemaker.



That's why she lost her job as a book editor and is now working as a fucking shut-in medical biller.

In real life, Recidiva is nothing more than a nobody, cast down from the world of somethings.


I am a success with people in this world. The General Board, on the other hand, is unique in that it is the only place people like Recidiva can truly thrive. Outside of here? She's cast-off garbage.

Wait, I thought Recidiva was UD and UD was Recidiva? You are fucking lost, JackieGirl...completely totally off your fucking rocker...
In the words of Roger Waters:
bars on the window he is crazy...
truly gone fishin he is crazy...
over the rainbow he is crazy...

 

[bronzeage]

All forums have their place.

You won't name any of these forums, because you get the same response there as you do here.

 

[Recidiva]

Recidiva is a liar and a hypocrite.

"She" was the one who took her disagreements with me and turned it into a justification to hurl a sockpuppet racial slur at me. She was the one who lied about me and utterly refused to apologize when she was exposed.

I have never had problem with people who disagree with me. It's when you start threatening me, making an issue of my race, and getting hostile with me, without me provoking you, that things get ugly.

Recidiva is a catty little child. She has a long track record of starting shit and then trying to play the Zen Buddhist peacemaker.

That's why she lost her job as a book editor and is now working as a fucking shut-in medical biller.

In real life, Recidiva is nothing more than a nobody, cast down from the world of somethings.

I am a success with people in this world. The General Board, on the other hand, is unique in that it is the only place people like Recidiva can truly thrive. Outside of here? She's cast-off garbage.

I'm looking for a fact in there. I'm definitely catty.

 

[Recidiva]

Wait, I thought Recidiva was UD and UD was Recidiva? You are fucking lost, JackieGirl...completely totally off your fucking rocker...
In the words of Roger Waters:
bars on the window he is crazy...
truly gone fishin he is crazy...
over the rainbow he is crazy...

What keeps getting me is - new marriage, three kids? I didn't have any time online with only one child under three.

I'm really hoping they're pretend, for their sake. But since he keeps insisting my life, my marriage, my kids and apparently my career path, are all lies, I can rest somewhat secure in the belief that he's made up some of his own.

 

[stickwork]

If you can't argue your way out of a paper bag or you run yourself through on the opening bell, I've no longer got time for ya.

LOL, I'm sure this'll spark a nice long troll fest from people desperate for me to read them - I wonder who'll be the first to beg for someone NOT on the list to bump them. Pathetic attention starved kids. If I'm on some retard's ignore list, do you ever see me caring enough to try and get by it? No. Because I don't need you. Never did. Never will.

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I'd never place someone on ignore - if that's what this list is - who's as much of an amusingly transparent loser as yourself.

Although your "pariah" status is well deserved, and certainly well-cultivated, it would be even better if you made some sense most of the time.

It's just not as fun when your sanity is in doubt.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Dude, Lit as a whole is ENTIRELY TOO IMPORTANT to you for you to be a "success with people in this world".

Can you tell us, please, what type of crack you were sniffing when you wrote this shit? I mean, aside from your own buttcrack.

You may be a jobless mental patient but that doesn't make everyone else around you a jobless mental patient, too.

You are hardly important - you're a kicktoy, and one that I can lure into coming back for more and more and more.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Does anyone wonder why Recidiva fears to say "you would fit my brother in law's description of a nigger" on another Lit forum?

It's simple - "she" defends this behavior here, but she damned well makes sure she doesn't act up like this at me on other forums.

None of you dare act up like this at me on other forums. Not even when you loaded up Ulaven Demented's "racial slur" vote and made it look like a million AHers agreed with him. None of you had the guts to pull your race baiting, threat mongering bullshit then, did you?

Well? The facts are what they are - you didn't pull that shit. No need to talk - you're too scared of this subject matter anyway.

 

[bronzeage]

Does anyone wonder why Recidiva fears to say "you would fit my brother in law's description of a nigger" on another Lit forum?

It's simple - "she" defends this behavior here, but she damned well makes sure she doesn't act up like this at me on other forums.

None of you dare act up like this at me on other forums. Not even when you loaded up Ulaven Demented's "racial slur" vote and made it look like a million AHers agreed with him. None of you had the guts to pull your race baiting, threat mongering bullshit then, did you?

Well? The facts are what they are - you didn't pull that shit. No need to talk - you're too scared of this subject matter anyway.

No one is scared of you or anything you say.

 

[Tebazile]

Can you tell us, please, what type of crack you were sniffing when you wrote this shit? I mean, aside from your own buttcrack.

You may be a jobless mental patient but that doesn't make everyone else around you a jobless mental patient, too.

You are hardly important - you're a kicktoy, and one that I can lure into coming back for more and more and more.

I never said I was important. I said that Lit is too important to you.

Think about it... you say that you're threatened all of the time. People want to shoot you. People make up fake brothers-in-law to say racist things to you. People think you're completely bat shit kinds of insane. And yet you still come. Every day. You keep repeating yourself. Over and over.

Lit is too important to you. Anyone else would've said "Forget this shit!" and actually moved on somewhere else. But do you? No. You hang around, because you have nothing better to do (which means you're not a success with people in the "real world"). Or, it means that you know none of the things you claim actually occurred (i.e. you twisted words, and just pulled stuff out of your ass).

 

[bronzeage]

I never said I was important. I said that Lit is too important to you.

Think about it... you say that you're threatened all of the time. People want to shoot you. People make up fake brothers-in-law to say racist things to you. People think you're completely bat shit kinds of insane. And yet you still come. Every day. You keep repeating yourself. Over and over.

Lit is too important to you. Anyone else would've said "Forget this shit!" and actually moved on somewhere else. But do you? No. You hang around, because you have nothing better to do (which means you're not a success with people in the "real world"). Or, it means that you know none of the things you claim actually occurred (i.e. you twisted words, and just pulled stuff out of your ass).

In case anyone is confused, this what it looks like when a girl puts Lt's head on a plate and hands it to him.

 

[Tebazile]

In case anyone is confused, this what it looks like when a girl puts Lt's head on a plate and hands it to him.

Oh, but he got me back good! Evidently, my boyfriend beats me.

One day I'm a man, the next a battered girlfriend.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I never said I was important. I said that Lit is too important to you.

Yes, we know you made an idiot of yourself when you said that. But for shits and giggles, please, do it again.

Think about it... you say that you're threatened all of the time. People want to shoot you. People make up fake brothers-in-law to say racist things to you. People think you're completely bat shit kinds of insane. And yet you still come. Every day. You keep repeating yourself. Over and over.

And I'm not wrong when I say it. It is what it is.

Lit is too important to you.

You're way too fucking short legged and mentally feeble to try leaps of logic of that length.

Anyone else would've said "Forget this shit!"

There you go, spouting about things you know absolutely nothing about, as usual.

and actually moved on somewhere else. But do you? No. You hang around, because you have nothing better to do (which means you're not a success with people in the "real world").

Again, you first need to get acquainted with logic before you try to pogo across the Grand Canyon with it.

I hang around because you are target practice. Not because of your highly overblown sense of importance to me. And I'm putting you trolls on ignore because it's getting boring to make you dance like this.



You know, I haven't had this much fun in a while, watching you go on about human behavior and what's acceptable, sane and intelligent, and what's not. You are so abysmally clueless about how normal people behave

well, let's just say, every time you post at me like the sex starved overly abused masochistic little titless fangirl you are, you rapidly put an end to the target practice by blowing yourself up.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Oh, but he got me back good! Evidently, my boyfriend beats me.

One day I'm a man, the next a battered girlfriend.

Your ashes have been utterly scattered to the wind in this fight, titless.

When Bronzeage says you won, you really lost in the worst possible way: you nuked yourself.

 

[Tebazile]

Yes, we know you made an idiot of yourself when you said that. But for shits and giggles, please, do it again.


And I'm not wrong when I say it. It is what it is.


You're way too fucking short legged and mentally feeble to try leaps of logic of that length.


There you go, spouting about things you know absolutely nothing about, as usual.


Again, you first need to get acquainted with logic before you try to pogo across the Grand Canyon with it.

I hang around because you are target practice. Not because of your highly overblown sense of importance to me. And I'm putting you trolls on ignore because it's getting boring to make you dance like this.



You know, I haven't had this much fun in a while, watching you go on about human behavior and what's acceptable, sane and intelligent, and what's not. You are so abysmally clueless about how normal people behave

well, let's just say, every time you post at me like the sex starved overly abused masochistic little titless fangirl you are, you rapidly put an end to the target practice by blowing yourself up.

I know that I've really rattled you when you fall back on calling me "titless".

You're too easy.

 

[bronzeage]

Your ashes have been utterly scattered to the wind in this fight, titless.

When Bronzeage says you won, you really lost in the worst possible way: you nuked yourself.

You want fries with your head?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I know that I've really rattled you when you fall back on calling me "titless".

You're too easy.

It's no different than you calling me short. It's not so fun when you're drinking your own medicine, now is it?

You're so thoroughly rattled by me that you follow me around from one thread to another, giving me more attention than your "boyfriend".

You're obsessed with me because I hit a nerve with you. Can't figure how as I can't be bothered to stoop low enough to reach you.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You know, I think all men should avoid the General Board during Father's Day... Bronzeage is already having one hell of a bastard meltdown...

 

[Tebazile]

It's no different than you calling me short. It's not so fun when you're drinking your own medicine, now is it?

You're so thoroughly rattled by me that you follow me around from one thread to another, giving me more attention than your "boyfriend".

You're obsessed with me because I hit a nerve with you. Can't figure how as I can't be bothered to stoop low enough to reach you.

See, it would be no different if I made several threads campaigning on behalf of women who have little breasts. But I didn't do that. You just randomly decided to say that I have none, when all you have to do is look at my avatar to see otherwise.

Let me get this straight: First, I'm a man. Then, I'm a battered girlfriend. And now, by putting boyfriend in quotation marks, you're saying I don't have one? And this is all in the same day? Did you forget to take your meds?

 

[bronzeage]

You know, I think all men should avoid the General Board during Father's Day... Bronzeage is already having one hell of a bastard meltdown...

Fuck, you really need to avoid talking to young women. You have just lost all your edge.

You know Ish might see this. That would really be embarassing.

Why are you so off your game?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Okee dokee, Comtoast, you've spent too much time here committing hara kiri, eating your own nitro glycerin and emulating Wile E Coyote thinking it's funny to blow yourself to kingdom come.

I'm tired of you epically fucking yourself up and blaming me for not scraping up what's left of you afterwards.

 

[Tebazile]

Okee dokee, Comtoast, you've spent too much time here committing hara kiri, eating your own nitro glycerin and emulating Wile E Coyote thinking it's funny to blow yourself to kingdom come.

I'm tired of you epically fucking yourself up and blaming me for not scraping up what's left of you afterwards.

I'm sorry that you're so flustered. Putting me on ignore now, are you? I'll try to cope.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

See, it would be no different if I made several threads campaigning on behalf of women who have little breasts.

Anyone who saw that and used that as a rationale for saying you had tiny tits would need their head examined.

Fortunately, you don't need your head examined - because there's nothing inside your skull to examine. Except maybe that marble that rattles around every time you post.

But I didn't do that. You just randomly decided to say that I have none, when all you have to do is look at my avatar to see otherwise.

Ph0t0m4nips rock, don't they?

Let me get this straight: First, I'm a man. Then, I'm a battered girlfriend. And now, by putting boyfriend in quotation marks, you're saying I don't have one? And this is all in the same day? Did you forget to take your meds?

Ok I admit that was pretty misandrist of me to call you a man. And misogynist of me to call you someone's girlfriend. You're more like an ass. No, that's speciest. Actually, you're like the fart that came out of an ass.

The fact that you're here, ranting and raving at me, says clear enough that you have no life. You're on a crusade, and I'm on a wild joyride with you roped to my hitch.

Well, I'm bored now, and I'm cutting you loose. Hasta. Go talk to Bronzeage or something.

 

[Recidiva]

It's no different than you calling me short. It's not so fun when you're drinking your own medicine, now is it?

You're so thoroughly rattled by me that you follow me around from one thread to another, giving me more attention than your "boyfriend".

You're obsessed with me because I hit a nerve with you. Can't figure how as I can't be bothered to stoop low enough to reach you.

There's nothing you can do about short. There is something to be done about being deluded.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Blah blah blah, Recidiva you're utterly boring with your justifications of your lies and sockpuppet racial slurring.

You can defend and justify it all day long but everyone knows you did not, and would not dare say that shit to me outside the GB - the rest of Lit won't tolerate it. So just shut the fuck up and go back to bragging about feeding your imaginary kid to the family dog, 'k?

You know, my pagan sister in law says there are certain types of playgans who should be utterly burned at the stake. I'd say you fit her description of a playgan who should be burned at the stake.

 

[Byron In Exile]

All these Byron in Exile and Ulaven Demented posts and not once will Ulaven Demented ever say that they've threatened to perforate someone

Ulaven and I will perforate you on call.

We're ready.

Any call about a psycho, we leap out of bed and listen.