Now THIS is how you clean up the General Board...

[TANG GOD]

The daughter that Urkel was after was kind of cute.

yeah LT never had a chance with Laura.

 

[phrodeau]

Hilarious. Everyone but Le Jerque is talking amongst themselves, and then Le Jerque comes along and talks amongst himself.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Uh oh. Ulaven Demented has realized his game has been laid out for the world to see. I can see him now thumbing wildly through his book of death threat justifications.

UD's conscience: "Did he threaten to shoot you first?"
UD: "No"
UD's conscience: "UD, you are an idiot."
UD: "Fuck. Retcon time."

 

[phrodeau]

This just keeps getting better. Now he's using a sockpuppet.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

This just keeps getting better. Now he's using a sockpuppet.

*chuckle*
I've consistently pointed out that using ethnic slurs, even in retaliation is wrong.
He constantly uses the provocation of others as a justification for his own little ethnic tirades.

The funny part is that he can't even see that he's blowing his own argument completely out of the water time and again.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

UD's conscience: "Did he threaten to shoot you first?"
UD: "No, but-"
UD's conscience: "UD, you are an idiot."
UD: "Aw, come on!"

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

And for Ulaven Demorte's next reply:

"I threatened to shoot you even though you never threatened to shoot me, but you're the crazy one here."

I'm still waiting to hear about any other Lit forums where I have been threatened with that kind of violence.

What? No such thing? Well then, that's why you're a fucking nutcase, UD.

Damn straight I told you I'd shoot you, and I would. IF you ever proved yourself to be a true threat instead of the big mouth, shit talking, E-badass that you pretend to be here. But you aren't and you won't, so no worries.

See, that there is a promise to you, a warning if you will. If you ever decide to try the shit you brag about constantly by showing up to take one of your little vendettas into reality (Oddly enough there is only one witness to this alleged event.. you ) just how badly it would end for you.

There's nothing out of the ordinary in issuing a warning to someone who has (supposedly) demonstrated that they are in fact completely off their rocker and willing to take an internet vendetta to extreme ends. I have a sign in my window too warning potential burglars that I am armed and will ventilate them if necessary.. No different.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

UD: "And I threaten to shoot people all the time who never threatened me. On the internet, at least..."

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

UD: "And I threaten to shoot people all the time who never threatened me. On the internet, at least..."

Still making up both sides of conversations with yourself eh?

Does it make holding up the "I win" sign easier?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Ayup, Ulaven Demented has really been getting his ass kicked in PvP as of late. But that's okay, he logged in as a woman

what with his extensive experience in posing, and all that

and cyberfucked all night till he got his gear back.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

*laugh*

Nice, you've picked up firespin's clueless drivel and taken it as your own.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

What's the difference between Ulaven Demented on the GB and Ulaven Demented in World of Warcraft?

He gets his ass kicked for free here...

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

*laugh*

Nice, you've picked up firespin's clueless drivel and taken it as your own.

C'mon, at least be original in your attempts at insults.

 

[Recidiva]

Hilarious. Everyone but Le Jerque is talking amongst themselves, and then Le Jerque comes along and talks amongst himself.

So...business as usual, then?

 

[thesorrow07]

Yanno that episode of Star Trek where the robot says "Does not compute" about 30 times then explodes? That's LT to a T.

 

[Recidiva]

Yanno that episode of Star Trek where the robot says "Does not compute" about 30 times then explodes? That's LT to a T.

But he doesn't explode. He just smokes and babbles for years. Exploding would be normal.

 

[thesorrow07]

But he doesn't explode. He just smokes and babbles for years. Exploding would be normal.

True. He has an eternal short-circut.

 

[Recidiva]

True. He has an eternal short-circut.

That's the weird part. Short circuits explode and go out. Fires burn out...I get that. Natural cycle and all.

He's just stuck in this loop he can't escape and I'm interested because I wonder - where does all the fuel and energy come from? Coool.

I could never sustain the energy for standing in one place and sputtering for eternity. He must work out or something.

Laws of physics and psychology are suspended. We're watching one attitude played out on a loop.

He's a ghost and a time machine and a perpetual motion machine.

 

[Tebazile]

Ayup, Ulaven Demented has really been getting his ass kicked in PvP as of late. But that's okay, he logged in as a woman

what with his extensive experience in posing, and all that

and cyberfucked all night till he got his gear back.

... you've never played WoW, have you?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Yanno that episode of Star Trek where the robot says "Does not compute" about 30 times then explodes? That's LT to a T.

V-ger!

He more reminds me of "Mudd's Women", when they leave Harry Mudd at the end with an android copy of his wife, stuck in a nag loop forever.

 

[Recidiva]

V-ger!

He more reminds me of "Mudd's Women", when they leave Harry Mudd at the end with an android copy of his iwfe, stuck in a nag loop forever.

Is it wrong that I know it goes "Harcourt Fenton Mudd! You miserable sot!"

I'm such a nerd.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Is it wrong that I know it goes "Harcourt Fenton Mudd! You miserable sot!"

I'm such a nerd.

Nerd points for remembering his full name of course.

 

[Recidiva]

Nerd points for remembering his full name of course.

*happy clapping*

I am a nerd. I am a geek. I am a woman.

Hard to imagine I have the gall to go out into the world in that state. But it's not like I have a choice.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

These guys aren't obsessed. Oh no, no way, not as often as they whine and bitch about me...


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Awww!

*warm fuzzies*