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I started a ponytail the day I received my retirement orders from the Reserves. I wore that thing for a couple of years. Then came 9/11. I went buzz cut so fast it was really weird. Then I began to think (for a change) "Sarge," says I to myself, "You're overweight, out of shape, 40% disabled and getting old. Just what makes you think the Army wants you back, anyway? Besides, there're 32 kids that need to be taken care of . . . " But I kept the buzz cut. Easier to take care of, for one thing.
 
The 32 inches I cut off a few years ago was less traumatic than the inch or two I'm dealing with now.

Oh, and I've just about decided to get it cut again...
 
TE999 said:
Holy Crap! Is that thing still being manufactured? I thought it went the way of the pocket fisherman, bottle cutter and rhinestone fastener. From Ronco!

More to the point, does it work? :confused:
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Ron Popeil lives here in Vegas...
 
TE999 said:
Holy Crap! Is that thing still being manufactured? I thought it went the way of the pocket fisherman, bottle cutter and rhinestone fastener. From Ronco!

More to the point, does it work? :confused:
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Yep, it does, much to my chagrin. I can't really tell any difference between Flowbeed haircuts and those he was getting from the barber shop. The gloating does get a bit annoying.

However, I always win the "How Much of a Redneck are You?" contests. Chickens in the backyard; a hound dog on the front porch furniture; a possum under aforementioned furniture; an abandoned pickup by the shed and a husband who uses a Flowbee. No one else ever even comes close. :cathappy:
 
Hot damn, girl, you got a hound dog on the porch? That's just absolutely dandy. Only reason I don't is that the suburbs are too small for one, unless it was a beagle. I love hound music. The terror-ier just doesn't measure up to 'em. What kind you got? Redbone? Plott? Treein' Walker?
 
drksideofthemoon said:
Ron Popeil lives here in Vegas...
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Is he selling the Ronco Automatic Dice Tosser or Ronco's Professional Card Dealer/Flipper? :D

glynndah said:
However, I always win the "How Much of a Redneck are You?" contests. Chickens in the backyard; a hound dog on the front porch furniture; a possum under aforementioned furniture; an abandoned pickup by the shed and a husband who uses a Flowbee. No one else ever even comes close. :cathappy:
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Jeff Foxworthy's on Line Two Ms. Glynndah. Something about an interview and photo shoot. ;)
 
TE999 said:
Is he selling the Ronco Automatic Dice Tosser or Ronco's Professional Card Dealer/Flipper? :D



Jeff Foxworthy's on Line Two Ms. Glynndah. Something about an interview and photo shoot. ;)
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And three agents who want to help you sign a contract.
 
voluptuary_manque said:
Hot damn, girl, you got a hound dog on the porch? That's just absolutely dandy. Only reason I don't is that the suburbs are too small for one, unless it was a beagle. I love hound music. The terror-ier just doesn't measure up to 'em. What kind you got? Redbone? Plott? Treein' Walker?
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Yep. It's a bent willow love seat designed to be porch furniture rather than a discarded plaid couch missing one leg (a cement block works just fine) dragged out from the living room so I do lose a few style points. What kind of hound? Just hound. She ain't one of them high-falutin' city dogs!

TE999 said:
Jeff Foxworthy's on Line Two Ms. Glynndah. Something about an interview and photo shoot. ;)
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We spent a weekend with friends a few weeks ago. The song of choice "When, Exactly, Did We Become White Trash?" :cathappy:

voluptuary_manque said:
And three agents who want to help you sign a contract.
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I didn't even mention the skunks living under the propane tanks. Perhaps I should save that little gem for the negotiations.
 
glynndah said:
Yep, it does, much to my chagrin. I can't really tell any difference between Flowbeed haircuts and those he was getting from the barber shop. The gloating does get a bit annoying.

However, I always win the "How Much of a Redneck are You?" contests. Chickens in the backyard; a hound dog on the front porch furniture; a possum under aforementioned furniture; an abandoned pickup by the shed and a husband who uses a Flowbee. No one else ever even comes close. :cathappy:
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I do hope the fridge or freezer is also on the front porch.
 
Keep in mind these are the kids who believe that farts are funny. Do you really want them making your fashion choices?
 
jomar said:
I do hope the fridge or freezer is also on the front porch.
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Shhh! Don't give him any more ideas.


Recidiva said:
Keep in mind these are the kids who believe that farts are funny. Do you really want them making your fashion choices?
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They weren't actually making my fashion choices, just confirming an opinion I was already forming.
 
glynndah said:
Recently I cut my hair and I'm not sure if I like it. The teachers at school have all said "Oh, I really like it." However, there are those two little kindergarten boys. "Ewww, Ms. Glynndah! What did you do to your head?!?"
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Kids are honest but are also ignorant, and lack experience with change. Put something wonderful but different on their plate and you'll get the same reaction, but the different thing is still wonderful. :rose:
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
Kids are honest but are also ignorant, and lack experience with change. Put something wonderful but different on their plate and you'll get the same reaction, but the different thing is still wonderful. :rose:
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All very true, but I'm not feeling the "wonderful" either, so I'll be visiting the salon again very soon. After all, if a haircut doesn't make me feel "wonderful", what good is it?
 
Sometimes with a short haircut, going a teensy bit shorter makes a huge difference. Seriously. From bleh to sassy. ;)
 
Do whatever it takes to make the lady in the mirror smile. :D
Her opinion is the only one that matters. :D
 
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