Why are lit chatters fatter,uglier,poorer, and more mentally ill than average?

[Bollock_Head]

= FAT!

 

[Kommand]

= FAT!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
ahhaha
ahahaha
ahahhaha
hahah
!!!

ahahah!



i literally started laughing out loud so hard

i hope i didnt wake my neighbours.

 

[LucytheDevil]

Wow, you guys are just genius. Congratulations on being the mentally ill of Lit.

 

[Bollock_Head]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
ahhaha
ahahaha
ahahhaha
hahah
!!!

ahahah!



i literally started laughing out loud so hard

i hope i didnt wake my neighbours.

It's been quite a while since it last post.... you think we might've hurt it's feelings?

Hey Shamu!!!!!!! You out there?!??!?!?!?!?!?

 

[LucytheDevil]

You didn't hurt my feelings. I don't really care what you idiots say.

 

[Bollock_Head]

Wow, you guys are just genius. Congratulations on being the mentally ill of Lit.

Oh thank god, you're ok. I was starting to feel bad....... I thought I made you cry fatty.

 

[Bollock_Head]

You didn't hurt my feelings. I don't really care what you idiots say.

You should care what your scales are saying.....

 

[LucytheDevil]

I don't cry. It takes more than internet fools to bother me.

 

[Ishmael]

isnt 52,500 posts on a sex message board considered a full and happy life?

Is your making it an issue of it a mission in your own life? Hmmmmm?

Is your obsession with the lives and times of others such a paragon of virtue we should look up to? Or is it just an indication of a wannabe transexual, or not so trans, whose only mission in life is to express envy in the form of criticism? And criticism based on what?

Do you really get a hard-on reading my post count you little faggot? Are you so envious of the size that you have to make a point of it you pathetic weakling?

You're a joke. Seriously, you're a fucking joke.

Ishmael

 

[Bollock_Head]

I don't cry. It takes more than internet fools to bother me.

Do you cry when they close the buffet?

 

[Bollock_Head]

Is your making it an issue of it a mission in your own life? Hmmmmm?

Is your obsession with the lives and times of others such a paragon of virtue we should look up to? Or is it just an indication of a wannabe transexual, or not so trans, whose only mission in life is to express envy in the form of criticism? And criticism based on what?

Do you really get a hard-on reading my post count you little faggot? Are you so envious of the size that you have to make a point of it you pathetic weakling?

You're a joke. Seriously, you're a fucking joke.

Ishmael

Wow..... getting a little angry are we? Hit a nerve, did he?

 

[Kommand]

Wow, you guys are just genius. Congratulations on being the mentally ill of Lit.

Congratulations on having an increased risk of diabetes and heart disease!

 

[Kommand]

Is your making it an issue of it a mission in your own life? Hmmmmm?

Is your obsession with the lives and times of others such a paragon of virtue we should look up to? Or is it just an indication of a wannabe transexual, or not so trans, whose only mission in life is to express envy in the form of criticism? And criticism based on what?

Do you really get a hard-on reading my post count you little faggot? Are you so envious of the size that you have to make a point of it you pathetic weakling?

You're a joke. Seriously, you're a fucking joke.

Ishmael

TRANSLATION:

you hit a fucking nerve by talking about post count!

obviously it is empirical evidence i have no life.

end translation.


oh and yes im very jealous of your enormous post count.. all i have is this enormous penis.


all those wonderful hours spent yelling at strangers on lit you got to experience..


but seriously with 52,500 posts.. you must be some kind of technology-assisted hermit.

has anyone you know ever recommend therapy to you?

 

[piove_essa]

I don't cry. It takes more than internet fools to bother me.

Don't even bother sister- your gorgeousness burns their brains.

 

[Ishmael]

Wow..... getting a little angry are we? Hit a nerve, did he?

No dick lick, hit a nerve with you?

Ishmael

 

[Kommand]

No dick lick, hit a nerve with you?

Ishmael

so mr. 52,500 post technology-assisted hermit..


has anyone you know (family maybe i dont see you with many friends) ever tried to recommend counselling or therapy to you?


and you got really angry that last post... i mean 52,500 posts is a long term cry for help

 

[Bollock_Head]

No dick lick, hit a nerve with you?

Ishmael

I'm not the one that got all angry and red faced over it, am I? I can just imagine that vein on the side of your head about to burst as you furiously typed out that one reply.

 

[Kommand]

I'm not the one that got all angry and red faced over it, am I? I can just imagine that vein on the side of your head about to burst as you furiously typed out that one reply.

what else can you do but just spray profanity at someone when they mention the 52,500 posts that you obviously have

it is like when someone walks in on you masturbating and all you can scream is "CLOSE THE FUCING DOOR!"

 

[Ishmael]

so mr. 52,500 post technology-assisted hermit..


has anyone you know (family maybe i dont see you with many friends) ever tried to recommend counselling or therapy to you?


and you got really angry that last post... i mean 52,500 posts is a long term cry for help

See!!!!!!!! Size does matter to you, you cheap slut.

Ishmael

 

[Kommand]

See!!!!!!!! Size does matter to you, you cheap slut.

Ishmael

yes you think most people would agree 52,500 posts is something to be jealous of?

preferable to having a 10 inch penis that is smooth, straight, and nice-looking?

i dunno about that..


i think maybe you might be some sort of technology-assisted hermit who needs therapy..

and has wasted alot of years of his life.

 

[Bollock_Head]

See!!!!!!!! Size does matter to you, you cheap slut.

Ishmael

Size should matter to you also, for it's those 50,000+ posts that tells each and every Lit member that you have absolutely NO social or sex life.

 

[dolf]

i'm pretty.

and thin.

crazy? well yeah...but it's fun!

 

[TurdFergeson]

i'm pretty.

and thin.

crazy? well yeah...but it's fun!

You also have a lot of posts.

You must be celibate.

 

[CelestialNight]

i'm pretty.

and thin.

crazy? well yeah...but it's fun!

Me too!

 

[Bollock_Head]

You also have a lot of posts.

You must be celibate.

Her man has a tiny penis..... whaddaya expect?