DIXIE C LEE...this is your life...APRIL FOOL!

Is it that time of the month again? I guess it was about 25 - 28 or so days ago you had your last little spell. Take a Midol and fuck off.
 
Hi, it’s your friend [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Usually I post Mr. Scouries sales numbers in AHland but given so many of you seem so interested in how the boss is amusing himself I thought I'd post it here too.

Monthly recap for March plus 2008 Y.T.D. sales and vote figures​

March was a great month for ScouriesWorld and all of us wish to take this opportunity to humbly thank the thousands of readers who chose one of the bosses works this month. And a special thanks to those of you who took the extra time to vote and/or send him a comment.

Sales March 2008: 218,094

Total Sales YTD: 742,932 (a 129,446 sales increase over the corresponding period last year!)

Votes March 2008: 1718

Total Votes YTD: 6164 (2371 more than the same period in 2007)

Highlights of the month:

*Mr. Scouries didn’t release any new stories in March due to the fact that South Florida was again inundated with thousands of America’s most beautiful coeds and he felt it was incumbent upon himself to help entertain the young sweeties. This difficult research will hopefully lead to a slew of new stories!

* “Daddy,” I whispered, a story published in February 2006 received its 11,000th VOTE this month, the only LITEROTICA story to have done so. It’s also now in the TOP 60 ALL TIME MOST READ stories.

* ‘Geoff and Melanie – Married Siblings’ became the 16th scouries story to hit the 100,000 sales mark.

* The Literotica 1000+ Vote Club, a joint effort of ScouriesWorld and Literotica has proved an immense success with both our readers as well as with the brilliant authors who have become members.

*Mr. Scouries’ 15th daughter was born on March 23rd. Both mother and daughter are doing well.

* “Gayle’s Dad” became the fourth scouries story to hit the 200,000 sales mark.

* “Oh Mommy,” I Groaned, a story that was published in December 2006 became the second ScouriesWorld story to crack the 800,000 sales barrier.

* The ScouriesWorld thread remained the most popular thread on the site for the tenth consecutive month.

* Mr. Scouries visited GB land and met a wonderful group of lovely people.

The boss is presently hard at work putting the finishing touches on three new stories, all of which hopefully will debut in April. One, if finished in time, will be his official entry in the Earth Day Contest.

Thanks everyone,

Bye for now, [size=+2]Gabby[/size]

p.s. Detailed quarterly figures should be out in a few days…

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Official Grand-High Poobah of Literotica
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Thanks everyone,

Bye for now, [size=+2]Gabby[/size]

My lady's dog name is Gabby. But she is less annoying than you. Both my lady and her dog that is. Combined.
 
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Sales: Please Define

It's not that difficult a concept sir. Sales of the bosses brilliant works are as reported by MANU the MAGNIFICENT and the LITEROTICA auditors and of course become the basis for the royalty check Mr. Scouries recieves each month which helps finance not only my salary but much of the [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] group of companies.

Thank you for your interest,

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
V.P. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida
 
It's not that difficult a concept sir. Sales of the bosses brilliant works are as reported by MANU the MAGNIFICENT and the LITEROTICA auditors and of course become the basis for the royalty check Mr. Scouries recieves each month

Link?
 
GHP, if I may address you informally?


Why are you relegated to the menial task of promoting this Scouries fellow? Don't you have dreams of your own?
 
I prefer commoners use my official title!

No, I prefer you use my official title. It was bestowed on me by the writer once known as sourwitch and then given ROYAL SANCTION by:

HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT

And I serve ScouriesWorld and the master becauses it pleases me...

Gabrielle L.
 
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