Jenny_Jackson
Psycho Bitch
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OMG. You mean these are supposed to be SEX stories? 
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Wife-swapping? Really? How?
Wife-swapping? Really? How?
Tell me in more than 700 words...No, seriously, wife-swapping?
Man 1: I got a rubber ducky for my wife.*smirk*
Mmm, wifeswapping and duckies...thanks for the idea! Coolness!
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Uhmm.. yes.OMG. You mean these are supposed to be SEX stories?![]()
Eliot Spitzer caught with a Rubber Ducky Prostitute? This is going downhill fast, I'm afraid.![]()
Ah.That is obviously one of those perverted cruise lines that offer naturist cruises and swinger cruises and cater to other perversions (except that particular ship probably isn't used for BDSM themed cruises.)
Man 1: I got a rubber ducky for my wife.
Man 2: Good trade.
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A rubber duck that big enough to take a cruise in? Now that's perverted!
I'm sorry, the only way this can go is humor and satire but I just don't find duckies funny.
*smirk*
Mmm, wifeswapping and duckies...thanks for the idea! Coolness!
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Humor and satire sex?
also known as:
"What do you mean when you say you like plastic duckies?"
We seem to be quite fond of challenges here at the AH, so here's a new one for all of us pornsters to play with - an AH-wide challenge to write a story where one of the main characters is a plastic duckie (like this one here).This challenge was born out of a conversation in this thread and it amused me immeasurably, so no, I'm not doing this to embarrass poor CD. (Right!)
The rules:
1. The plastic duckie should be used in a sexual manner.
2. The story can be in whatever category you want.
3. It can have AH people as characters (whoo!), but please ask their permission to use them in your story first.
4. The story should be submitted to Literotica in a month's time, i.e., April 10th. (I'm open to changing the date, but mainly why I want a date is because I want all the stories to hit Lit at the same time.)
5. Post in this thread if you want to enter the challenge. (Oh, post even if you don't want to enter the challenge but just want to have fun.)
6. There is no winner and no prizes. The aim of this challenge is to have fun.
Ok, so that's it with all the rules and stuff. Now, START WRITING!
You know you want to.![]()
I got to know someone has finished half of their story already!
Now how about the rest? How is it going?
Ha! Finished. But I need to do some rewrite on the ending. Bloody perverted Ducky!
Go, go, go.I might be about one tenth done with the first draft.And that's the easiest part, setting up the scenario.
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I know! It was partly a poke at CD, but mostly I wanted to challenge people. And, it's fun.While I do not have the time to participate, I just wanted to bump a little with a giggle, Dampie. A humourous challenge - not only because I know CD to have a bit of a fetish for (hm) at least those lovely ladies who dig duckies like him lol, but because it truly (at least to me) would be a challenge to not write about rubber duckie love without a touch of tongue in cheek. Now, what cheeks I speak of? Well, that's for your imagination.
Good luck to all!![]()
I know! It was partly a poke at CD, but mostly I wanted to challenge people. And, it's fun.![]()
I do it cos I know you love it.What? I don't poke at myself often enough? Now you need to do it too?
Do I have to actually write something or can I just have sex with CD?