Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Guest]

Exactly. The guy could have been using his time on a sure thing instead of trying to make a 'friend'.

yeps but they never learn

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

yeps but they never learn

No, they come back as alts.

 

[Guest]

No, they come back as alts.

yep, so pathetic are they

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

yep, so pathetic are they

Yes, they are. How are you tonight?

 

[Guest]

Yes, they are. How are you tonight?

tired but good and you?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

tired but good and you?

I'm very tired too. It's been a long day.

I just got this lovely email.


Is that really your voice in the text with audio stories (I know that
sometimes a third party reads the stories)? It's the most luscious
beautiful sexy voice I've ever heard. I download MP3's from Literotica so
that I have something exciting to listen to on long drives that I
frequently take alone (no adult store I've ever been to has audio-only).
Anyway, I love your voice so much that I clicked to see what else you've
done. My God you're prolific! I don't have a specific story request, but
I'd love to hear you read more of the multitude of stories that you've
written. Thanks so much for all the stories.

I sent him a thank you back.

 

[Guest]

I'm very tired too. It's been a long day.

I just got this lovely email.


Is that really your voice in the text with audio stories (I know that
sometimes a third party reads the stories)? It's the most luscious
beautiful sexy voice I've ever heard. I download MP3's from Literotica so
that I have something exciting to listen to on long drives that I
frequently take alone (no adult store I've ever been to has audio-only).
Anyway, I love your voice so much that I clicked to see what else you've
done. My God you're prolific! I don't have a specific story request, but
I'd love to hear you read more of the multitude of stories that you've
written. Thanks so much for all the stories.

I sent him a thank you back.

awwwwww, that's so sweet

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

awwwwww, that's so sweet

I thought so too. The nice thing about the email messages is that they usually are sincere. Not always, mind you, but for the most part they are.

 

[Guest]

I thought so too. The nice thing about the email messages is that they usually are sincere. Not always, mind you, but for the most part they are.

thats true....i like it when they take the time to type out their thoughts like that

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

thats true....i like it when they take the time to type out their thoughts like that

Me too.

 

[Guest]

bump

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

bump

I do believe that is the first time this thread has ever been "bump"ed.

Tahnks!!

 

[Guest]

You're stunning. Just gorgeous.Can I call over? ***** 46

A man with taste

Also, nice not to have the "can we fuck" line, I am sure all he wants is a cup of tea

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You're stunning. Just gorgeous.Can I call over? ***** 46

A man with taste

Also, nice not to have the "can we fuck" line, I am sure all he wants is a cup of tea

You offer tea too!!!

 

[Nightbird]

And crumpets??

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Mmmm crumpets

 

[Nightbird]

Mmmm Red Head...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*giggles* Evening.

 

[Nightbird]

Yes it is... Hi there..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

How are you?

 

[Guest]

I do believe that is the first time this thread has ever been "bump"ed.

Thanks!!

your welcome

 

[asian_princess]

Ok, i'm in a gripey mood.

*gripegripegripe*

This is one I get all the time...it seems some story listeners are able to understand the concept of computers, just not so much the concept of transcontinental travel...it boggles their mind that I can classify myself as asian and yet, have an australian accent... or in the case of one of today's emails...irish?!

<snip> ...You definately know what makes us... well, in your terms... randy!!! Yea, I know your secret, but I wont tell, I prefer white girls anyway! I dont want to insult you by guessing where you are from but I do intend to visit Ireland some day... <snip>

Consider myself insulted anyway on behalf of all asian girls *grins*
Also...when was "randy" ever one of my terms?

*gripegripegripe*

 

[lovemonster]

Ok, i'm in a gripey mood.

*gripegripegripe*

This is one I get all the time...it seems some story listeners are able to understand the concept of computers, just not so much the concept of transcontinental travel...it boggles their mind that I can classify myself as asian and yet, have an australian accent... or in the case of one of today's emails...irish?!



Consider myself insulted anyway on behalf of all asian girls *grins*
Also...when was "randy" ever one of my terms?

*gripegripegripe*

Dammit, you mean you're not Irish??

Fuck, that's my fantasies out the window....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ok, i'm in a gripey mood.

*gripegripegripe*

This is one I get all the time...it seems some story listeners are able to understand the concept of computers, just not so much the concept of transcontinental travel...it boggles their mind that I can classify myself as asian and yet, have an australian accent... or in the case of one of today's emails...irish?!



Consider myself insulted anyway on behalf of all asian girls *grins*
Also...when was "randy" ever one of my terms?

*gripegripegripe*

Yikes! I'd be thoroughly insulted too. Why do folks do that... make a compliment an insult all in one breath.

 

[Guest]

bumpin' for red