Words That Set You Off

[Erryn_Silver]

I have a lot...

1. I hate almost all ghetto "gangsta" talk. Frankly, it's uneducated, rude, derogatory and just plain unnecessary.

2. People using words that they don't even understand!

3. Obese. I think that even saying that someone is FAT is nicer than saying obese. It may be more acurate, but it just sounds mean.

4. Yo Momma jokes. They piss me off. If you're gonna insult someone, atleast have the integrity to insult THEM, and not their family and friends.

5. The way that psychologists and psychiatrists term things.

6. George W. Bush Uh huh, nuf said.

7. Chat speak. I don't mind lol or lmfao on occasion, but the OMG and however many other useless things there are out there piss me off. If you're going to shorten words, USE SHORTHAND!!!!!!

8. Politics. I mean come on! Politics, poly=many, and tics= bloddsuckers.
Politics= many bloodsuckers

 

[Erryn_Silver]

Some more...

9. In my humble opinion... What a hypocritical statement that is! basically they're saying, "Saying this give my opinion more validity than yours"

10. "Trust me" When have those words EVER truly inspred trust in someone? I know that whenever I hear that I cringe and run away in fear.

11. Someone calling me a whore or a slut. I can tolerate being called a bitch, I actually take it as a compliment. But I am NOT promiscuous, I DON't cheat in relationships, and I am NOT AND NEVER WILL BE easy.

 

[sirgary]

...Ms. Silver, you have some very good ones...

...I hate the word "Whatever"....whew...set's me off totally....

 

[vladimir]

I've some major buttons that can be pushed with regard to words. I once ranted for 15minutes outside of some limp dicked pencil pushing suit in a bank parking lot due to incompetent driving and the use of "Fat Fuck" as he pulled past me. I would have dragged his ass out of the car he was driving and f'ing thrashed his butt, but he wouldn't leave the car before my passenger, finished up her banking and asked me to take her home. So I relented and drove her home.

Never insult a person's appearance, they may be cowards, and own guns.

Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.

 

[Erryn_Silver]

Some new ones...

Here's some I found recently

12. People calling me a "Satanist" because I'm a witch

13. People who say that women who've been sexually assaulted deserve it, or they "sexually provoked" their attacker... Major personal issues there...

14. People who I'm not friends with anymore deciding that they want to make my life hell by stalking me on the internet and stalking and harrasing my other friends

15. The fact that a man who sleeps around is called virile, and a wman who has premaritial sex is called a whore

16. Dentists... Don't ask.

 

[countrygent36]

Here's some I found recently

12. People calling me a "Satanist" because I'm a witch

13. People who say that women who've been sexually assaulted deserve it, or they "sexually provoked" their attacker... Major personal issues there...

14. People who I'm not friends with anymore deciding that they want to make my life hell by stalking me on the internet and stalking and harrasing my other friends

15. The fact that a man who sleeps around is called virile, and a wman who has premaritial sex is called a whore

16. Dentists... Don't ask.

OK, here you go....."DON'T ASK" Why the fuck are you saying anything if you don't want someone to ask?!!!! If you post something, spit it out...if you don't want to talk about it, DON'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Erryn_Silver]

OK, here you go....."DON'T ASK" Why the fuck are you saying anything if you don't want someone to ask?!!!! If you post something, spit it out...if you don't want to talk about it, DON'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

You said to say my peeves. I did. Sorry if the way I phrased it bugged you.

I don't like dentists because I just got surgery, and I hate needles, and I hate having the dentist tell you the shot in your mouth isn't going to hurt then hve them wriggle it around as you feel like passing out.

Was that explaination satisfactory?

Additon:

I've listed reasons for all of my other peeves, and I know most people don't want to hear about surgery so I listed that reason. Really, all it tok was some thinking to realise the reasons WHY most people don't like dentists.

So get a grip on yourself.

You act like I just flashed your mother or something.

 

[countrygent36]

You said to say my peeves. I did. Sorry if the way I phrased it bugged you.

I don't like dentists because I just got surgery, and I hate needles, and I hate having the dentist tell you the shot in your mouth isn't going to hurt then hve them wriggle it around as you feel like passing out.

Was that explaination satisfactory?

Additon:

I've listed reasons for all of my other peeves, and I know most people don't want to hear about surgery so I listed that reason. Really, all it tok was some thinking to realise the reasons WHY most people don't like dentists.

So get a grip on yourself.

You act like I just flashed your mother or something.

The explanation was fine. But that wasn't my point. There are so many out there that do just what you did there.....start a topic of conversation and abruptly stop and say "Don't Ask".

 

[Erryn_Silver]

I do that a lot.

Then again, my main source of amusement is pissing off people in as few words as possible while still being polite. It's a gift.

 

[countrygent36]

I do that a lot.

Then again, my main source of amusement is pissing off people in as few words as possible while still being polite. It's a gift.

Interesting hobby.....

 

[Erryn_Silver]

Thanks. I just like the shock factor on people's faces.

I specialize in insulting people without using a single curse word and in a way that the have no clue what I'm saying. My favorite is telling them to go the hell.

You are cordially invited to the theological establishment of eternal punishment.

 

[Missdemeanour]

*nods* That too.

99 Tranny is usually my answer, and the stupid ones usually buy it.

ageless/sexless/homeless is my reply to that! So you are 99 eh?

 

[Morrigu]

Today I have a problem with puce makes my face want to screw up and bleh

 

[smotherman]

The word NO sets me off. I become a raving lunatic then lmao "Joke"

 

[Dyke_Writer]

One thats really started to annoy me is; 'Everything happens for a reason' why does no one ever say that about good things, only the bad???

 

[espman]

have a nice day

my response is usually..........
no, i've made other plans

 

[Daizie]

"You need to..."
I get this at work a lot. You need to call so & so... You need to go over this report or do this quote.
Sometimes I just tell them: No, all I have to do is die and pay taxes.

 

[Gracie29]

"Starbucks is closed today"

Really. I see no reason for that kind of cruelty.

 

[Erryn_Silver]

"You wouldn't understand..."

How could I understand if you don't tell me!?

How do you know I won't understand!?

Pisses me off and makes the other person sound like a pathetic "pity me" wimp.

 

[blondedreamz]

The word "Like". When supposedly intelligent people are explaining a situation and say "...and I was LIKE" and then he was "Like". I could just strangle them, they sound as if they are still 14 years old.

 

[Erryn_Silver]

The word "Like". When supposedly intelligent people are explaining a situation and say "...and I was LIKE" and then he was "Like". I could just strangle them, they sound as if they are still 14 years old.

Ugh... Valley Girl/guy.

It makes me want to shoot them when people around me do that.

But it's great when you want to piss off someone you don'y like!

 

[BellaBaby1968]

Cunt
Whatever
Ya get me?
Baby Daddy

 

[his_lil_secret]

I'm a teacher, so most of these will have to deal with children...

Ballin! the 5th graders at my school have worn this one thin this year. It's everything from an exclamation of elation to a descriptive of attire and it comes out every other frickin word!

He/she/it be______ as in, " She just be playin' wit you Mrs. W." or " I be goin to my granny's house later." Makes me want to rip their damn tongues out!

For real, dawg, dayum! and I'm serious! As in , " Nah dawg, for real tho I'm serious. I was like dayum!" It's scream inducing.

By and large virtually all the ebonics-speak bothers the shit out of me. I am always and forever telling my kids how damned ignorant it makes them sound but to no avail.

 

[Erryn_Silver]

I'm a teacher, so most of these will have to deal with children...

Ballin! the 5th graders at my school have worn this one thin this year. It's everything from an exclamation of elation to a descriptive of attire and it comes out every other frickin word!

He/she/it be______ as in, " She just be playin' wit you Mrs. W." or " I be goin to my granny's house later." Makes me want to rip their damn tongues out!

For real, dawg, dayum! and I'm serious! As in , " Nah dawg, for real tho I'm serious. I was like dayum!" It's scream inducing.

By and large virtually all the ebonics-speak bothers the shit out of me. I am always and forever telling my kids how damned ignorant it makes them sound but to no avail.

Gangsta talk. It'll get worse as they get older, unfortunately.

 

[rawkchik]

LOL. OMG. ROFL. LMAO.

I can handle these words in IM conversations and the occasional PM and then only if it's with someone who used them first. That is acceptable, all is well. One of my new aquaintances saying in an actual real life conversation (With verbal words and everything) - "Lol!" is deserving a punishment of some kind.

A terrible punishment.