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Maybe it's been done, maybe not.

I've thought of this on several different occasions...if you could play with anyone, in a BDSM capacity, who would it be, and what would you do to/with them? :devil:


For some reason, every time I see footage of Pierre Trudeau, I have nasty fantasies about making him my butt boy. I think he'd have a sense of humor about it.


I'd like to submit to Mantracker. :heart: Fuck, whenever I watch that show all I can think about is how much I'd like to be face down across his saddle, taking a good horse whipping..
 
I generally don't think of individuals that way, but I do occasionally have nice fantasies of characters in movies or books.

Like, say, I'd take an evening under Asher from the Anita Blake universe.

Detention in the dungeon with Snape... *sigh*

Being a "spoil of war" in something like "Gladiator" or "300."
 
Sean Bean - I'd lick his boots.

I'd lick anything he wanted....

Sam Neill

Gerard Butler

the actor who plays Faramir...(who is also the blind storyteller in "300")

Christian Bale

and a few sundry others... real life and actors
 
Scottish actor Dougray Scott is a long term inhabitant of Velvet's fantasy paradise. He brings out the sub in me like few other celebs. I could masturbate to a Scotsman reading a telephone directory. I'm a terrible accent whore. :D

That said, not even Dougray could persuade me to watch X Men.
 
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Sean Bean - I'd lick his boots.

Sean Bean in Sharpe: Yes in a heartbeat.

Sean Bean in anything else: Meh.

ETA: Unfortunately for Mr Bean (giggle) my accent whoredom does not extend to Yorkshiremen. I'd die laughing.
 
OH my.. god. .yes.. I could SO use a night like that.. or more than one...

That scene in Narcissus in Chains, where they're all bargaining in the bedroom. Asher gets all bad ass toppy with Narcissus and does the slappy mcslappersons with his jacket (or his hood I can't lay my hands on the book right now to check on it) and the zipper cuts Narcissus. And then we all go merrily trooping off into the sunrise leaving Asher there. FUCK NO! Go back the damned bedroom please and thank you!
 
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*coughihadayorkshiremancough* :eek:

LOL hope he was the strong, silent type.

For bemused acquaintances across the pond, a Yorkshire accent is similar to that of Daphne's in Frasier. Not the sexiest in the world.
 
Like, say, I'd take an evening under Asher from the Anita Blake universe.

Oh yes, me too please. :D On a side note, I do hope Laurell shows us Asher teaching Anita to top Nathaniel.

Viggo Mortensen for me. I have terrible, wicked fantasies that involve him, leather and the vambraces he wore in Lord of the Rings:devil:

Oh, and William Peterson from CSI.
 
Like, say, I'd take an evening under Asher from the Anita Blake universe.

*imagines*

*babbles incoherantly*

Um, excuse me . . . I have something to, um, do in the other room. :eek:

Beyond that, as I've said, Patrick Stewarts SO does it for me. And recently Hector Elizondo. I watched Princess Diaries like FIVE TIMES, just to oggle him.
 
That scene in Narcissus in Chains, where they're all bargaining in the bedroom. Asher gets all bad ass toppy with Narcissus and does the slappy mcslappersons with his jacket (or his hood I can't lay my hands on the book right now to check on it) and the zipper cuts Narcissus. And then we all go merrily trooping off into the sunrise leaving Asher there. FUCK NO! Go back the damned bedroom please and thank you!

*babbles more*

I gotta agree, I was SO bummed that she didn't give details about that scene. *sigh* What about in the last book, when he and Anita are doing it, near the end of the book? OMG! If you haven't read it, you gotta.
 
in fantasy world I have a thing for crazy.
Joaquin Phoenix - The crazy brother, in Gladiator

Christian Slater in Heathers
 
in fantasy world I have a thing for crazy.
Joaquin Phoenix - The crazy brother, in Gladiator

Christian Slater in Heathers

Christian Slater, period. He's seriously on my HOT radar. He just makes me . . .well you know . . . not dry. :D
 
Male Celebs:

Gary Dourdan
David Boreanaz
Patrick Stewart
Michael T Weiss
Kevin Sorbo
David Blaine
David Beckham
George Eads
Tom Welling

Female Celebs:

Angelina Jolie
Tia Carrere
Jessica Alba
Rosario Dawson
Milla Jovovich
Lucy Liu
 
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