FUCKING Newbies! Get Your Asses In Here NOW!

[fgarvb1]

Report Goddammit!

Who are you, why are you here and tell us about yourself.

And Pictures will help smooth the way.

because You do NOT want us to get pissed.
Married?
Girlfriend?
Boyfriend?
Both?

Straight, BI, totally fucked up? unsure ...let's have it!

 

[pink]

HI, i'm pinky and i'm single, into piss play and swinging an........




Am i still technically a newb?

 

[Hikari]

HI, i'm pinky and i'm single, into piss play and swinging an........




Am i still technically a newb?

Well if you are then I must be too...

 

[pink]

Well if you are then I must be too...

i'm sure someone will tell us soon.

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

If you two are, than I am for sure!

 

[Hikari]

If you two are, than I am for sure!

Ever feel like you're a part of one of those word problems...?

 

[huskie]

If you two are, than I am for sure!

you most definitely are! Now show us your pussy.....that's the law around here!

 

[pabloback]

you heard

pussy pussy

 

[fgarvb1]

I've got a new gas bottle for my grill and I'm NOT afraid to use it!

 

[Comshaw]

(snip)

Am i still technically a newb?

If you arrived here after this date:




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You're a noob.



Comshaw

 

[Hikari]

Okay....so I'm still a noob whaddaya want from me??

 

[ma_guy]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m296/ma_guy_2006/newbie.jpg

 

[pabloback]

pussy pix

 

[luvjdr29]

Report Goddammit!

Who are you, why are you here and tell us about yourself.

And Pictures will help smooth the way.

because You do NOT want us to get pissed.
Married?
Girlfriend?
Boyfriend?
Both?

Straight, BI, totally fucked up? unsure ...let's have it!

Well since u asked so nicely....

I am here because I enjoy being around like minded people. I feel I can be more myself in here than in r/l. I'm a 29 MWF with 3 kids. Though I am happily married, I am sexually unsatisfied. I'm straight..I luv the guys

 

[Comshaw]

Okay....so I'm still a noob whaddaya want from me??

MOOWAHAHAHA! You ask that of a guy? Damn woman......I can think of dozens of things....WhoooWaaa!


Comshaw

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

you most definitely are! Now show us your pussy.....that's the law around here!

I've shown boobs, and I've shown ass. I've shown hair, I've shown lips, I've shown eyes, and I think there was even a full face pic up very briefly. I've even shared that my clit hood is pierced. That is the most you will ever get out of me. No pussy pics. Period. I like breaking laws.

 

[mastermars]

I'm still a newbie, because that sounds like fun. And you can't spell 'fun' without the f-u-n, and with an extra 'k', we'd be having all the funk! And if any of that made sense, awesome.

I'll have pictures later. Maybe. Probably. Yeah.

I'm single and back in 1943 I wasn't born, but those times intrigue me.

Do I pass?

 

[Hikari]

MOOWAHAHAHA! You ask that of a guy? Damn woman......I can think of dozens of things....WhoooWaaa!


Comshaw

Well I was thinking along the lines of information....

 

[pabloback]

I'm still a newbie, because that sounds like fun. And you can't spell 'fun' without the f-u-n, and with an extra 'k', we'd be having all the funk! And if any of that made sense, awesome.

I'll have pictures later. Maybe. Probably. Yeah.

I'm single and back in 1943 I wasn't born, but those times intrigue me.

Do I pass?

with your number of posts you dont get to ask questions

 

[mordisco_amoros]

Well, I know I definitely don't have to ask.
I'm single and straight.... um, yeah... that's me.

 

[Shadowann2]

Report Goddammit!

Who are you, why are you here and tell us about yourself.

And Pictures will help smooth the way.

because You do NOT want us to get pissed.
Married?
Girlfriend?
Boyfriend?
Both?

Straight, BI, totally fucked up? unsure ...let's have it!

Aparently i'm still a n00b so here it is...I'm here to be among like minded people to get the adult converstion I don't get in RL. I'm in the process of my second divorce, I'm bi, and more than a little fucked up. You want to see pics, check out my pic thread link in my sig line. Oh, and on a good day I'm willing to take it up the ass!

 

[**Emmie**]

Well, I know I definitely don't have to ask.
I'm single and straight.... um, yeah... that's me.

You're so beautiful, welcome to Lit.

 

[nobounce_noplay]

Im a newb and i haent posted here a while so i guess im a lazy noob. Um I'm newly single and i'm straight

 

[mastermars]

with your number of posts you dont get to ask questions

Who died and made you C-3PO?

I'll behave myself...but only until later.

 

[MNGuy]

Okay, I'm MNGuy, not a real original name, maybe I should change it, but I'm not that clever.

I live in Minnesota, land of 10,000 taxes, and have a career, until I write that New York Times bestseller. Then I'll write the screenplay, become a Hollywood hotshot, and screw starlets, and have celebrity orgies.

Not legally married, but in a long-term relationship.

I found this site by accident, and an ex dared me to post a story, and gave me a blowjob when I did.

Now, I'm just here because I'm an addict, I'm a Litaddict.

Plus I'm a pervert, I want to tie up some Lit chicks.