Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=912259&page=submissions

Have Im'd you too in case you don't get back here hun

Thank you very much.

 

[watchme2003]

SLightly OT

OK, this is slightly off topic but it made me crack-up so I had to pass it on. I saw this in the Amateur Pictures Forum.

The message is "Ladies, as you can see, my dick needs some help, it aint erect. PM me some sexy pics or meet me on webcam or send me your sexy stories to get this baby hard."

Alright, I know I am not smooth. But that quote. Now that is definitely the opposite of smooth. I was lmaorof!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

OK, this is slightly off topic but it made me crack-up so I had to pass it on. I saw this in the Amateur Pictures Forum.

The message is "Ladies, as you can see, my dick needs some help, it aint erect. PM me some sexy pics or meet me on webcam or send me your sexy stories to get this baby hard."

Alright, I know I am not smooth. But that quote. Now that is definitely the opposite of smooth. I was lmaorof!

Okay... that one is quite original. And you know had it been PMed to me. I probably would have lol and PMed him back a comment that was witty and not bitchy. lol Glad to see he posted it publicly so we all get a good chuckle.

Thanks for sharing.

 

[hdlynnette]

I got this today on another site...

mmmmm Merry Christmas!!!! you're a piece of heaven!!! I'm I**** from Italy, I work for italian television...do you have msn or yahoo messenger? I****


I'm not responding, but I don't think I've ever been called a piece of heaven before. Can you be a slice of heaven and EVIL at the same time??

 

[keiffers]

I got this today on another site...

mmmmm Merry Christmas!!!! you're a piece of heaven!!! I'm I**** from Italy, I work for italian television...do you have msn or yahoo messenger? I****


I'm not responding, but I don't think I've ever been called a piece of heaven before. Can you be a slice of heaven and EVIL at the same time??

i think it's more like a piece of satan

 

[hdlynnette]

i think it's more like a piece of satan

LOL...Merry Christmas to you too, {{{{{Keiffers}}}}}

 

[keiffers]

LOL...Merry Christmas to you too, {{{{{Keiffers}}}}}

you and that tail and the horns in your head

 

[hdlynnette]

you and that tail and the horns in your head

Well SOMETHING's gotta hold the halo in place!!! As for the tail...

 

[keiffers]

Well SOMETHING's gotta hold the halo in place!!! As for the tail...

those AREN'T halo supports...I can assure you of that!

 

[hdlynnette]

those AREN'T halo supports...I can assure you of that!

There not?????

 

[keiffers]

There not?????

no they are NOT

 

[littleone77]

I'm doing this to be evil...In hopes that he wil get the hint. *weg* He seems to be stalking my posts.
Hey

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I know we've had a bad past. But did I read a post where you said you had top tendencies? Were you looking for a bottom male


*I didn't respond and a few hours later...*
Hey

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did you think about it at all?

I still haven't responded and I wonder what the poor thing is going to do now...

 

[molly_hunter28]

hello

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Hey Molly, How are you today?


I guess its a step in the right direction. Nothing crude ... They might be catching on...

 

[Guest]

hello

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Hey Molly, How are you today?


I guess its a step in the right direction. Nothing crude ... They might be catching on...

Are you sure hun????


God, I love your pics. Getting hard this Christmas Eve!




Maybe some of them might be catching on lol

 

[keiffers]

Are you sure hun????


God, I love your pics. Getting hard this Christmas Eve!




Maybe some of them might be catching on lol

shit that one didn't work either!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You ladies are remembering to PM some of them back with links to this thread... right?

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all!!!

And... of course our keiffers and the occasional gentlemen callers that post, lurk, and stalk.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

--- *sigh* See what you get for helping a person out... This was sent because I posted on his thread giving him a link to another part of Lit that was possibly more suitable for his specific needs. ---


hi;

would you like to play my nasty sister and you catch me smelling your panties.

My response:

Nope. Just posted a link to where you might find what you are looking for. You're thread might go over there better.

Bye.

I really didn't expect a PM. I figured he'd post on the thread to me, or start a new thread to the forum I suggested he seek out. I guess I'm not all that bright, huh? *sighs and thinks if being helpful is helpful to ones health...*

 

[Guest]

You ladies are remembering to PM some of them back with links to this thread... right?

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all!!!

And... of course our keiffers and the occasional gentlemen callers that post, lurk, and stalk.

ooops

 

[Guest]

Received this P.O.S. in my pm's....warning: may be offensive

Hey there!!
What kind of subjects turn you on? I am into many things...but nothing too painful.
I am really your typical suburban mom with some crazy fantasies.... Does a mother spying
on her son...getting soaked in her panties as she watches her son's BIG cock shoot a
MASSIVE amount of cum turn you on? How about watching my daughter finger and dildo herself
into a creamy frenzy?
Have you ever thought of a family member in a sexual way? Ever do any spying of
your own...maybe at an earlier age? How naughty and kinky are you?
I have many other fantasies and interests besides incest, but that seems the most
taboo.
You sound like an open-minded person that is into fun. This site is a release for
me ... to let go of all my inner fantasies without feeling ashamed.

why in the world do people send me (or anyone) this shit???

 

[keiffers]

Received this P.O.S. in my pm's....warning: may be offensive



why in the world do people send me (or anyone) this shit???

because apparently they think someone actually gives a shit!

 

[Guest]

because apparently they think someone actually gives a shit!

yes...but i give my shit to the Porcelean(sp?) God and FLUSH!

 

[keiffers]

yes...but i give my shit to the Porcelean(sp?) God and FLUSH!

uhm....TMI

 

[Guest]

uhm....TMI

you kinda asked for it

 

[littleone77]

hot photos. So hott.


Um....What photos?
Men are so articulate these days...

 

[keiffers]

hot photos. So hott.


Um....What photos?
Men are so articulate these days...

pssst hot photos....so hott