Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well you haven't got anything better to do have you????


*ducks*

I do too!! *check the air in my tires, arrange my stero wires, count the stars in the sky...*

 

[keiffers]

hi there ,

can we talk a bit on msn please ..!
I added you there ... I'm *********@hotmail.com
I'll see you there ... or PM me back if you are not interested.

thank you

_______________

I mean its nice he said hello and thank you but begging, come on. Plus you think if I said not to the request to add the first time I wouldn't be doing it a second time...

Its just a thought...

what kinda caught my eye on that one is that they said to PM them back if you weren't interested - so if you're not interested in PM'in why would you PM to say you're not interested? hmmm

 

[Guest]

I do too!! *check the air in my tires, arrange my stero wires, count the stars in the sky...*

So you have plenty of time then hun

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

So you have plenty of time then hun

It'll take me forever with the stars...
*1, 2, 3, ...*

 

[Guest]

received a pm earlier...

"hi, love your tits! can i cum on them?"

so classy

 

[Guest]

It'll take me forever with the stars...
*1, 2, 3, ...*

How far have you got now hun????

 

[Guest]

received a pm earlier...

"hi, love your tits! can i cum on them?"

so classy

Always a winner that one, I know it has me instantly reaching for the delete key!!!

 

[Guest]

sorry i should have mentioned- remember having a chat with a guy called xxxxx about xxxxxx football club and leicester a while ago- thats me- i changed my name- sorry hun.

Although i best not mention the game at your ground then?

btw- it is an exceptionally nice bum you have


Thank goodness he has better taste in "assets" than football clubs

 

[bbwsadieml]

The best I have received was from a less than 10 post guy. It read:

Your ass is so hot I want to fuck it and cum in it.

Yea, okay ~ Whatever Trevor. From someone I don't know that's just down right icky.

 

[Guest]

The best I have received was from a less than 10 post guy. It read:

Your ass is so hot I want to fuck it and cum in it.

Yea, okay ~ Whatever Trevor. From someone I don't know that's just down right icky.

What beats me hun is why the fuck they think a line like that will work??? It is not likely to in "real life" so why should it on here?? It may be a porn board but we are still the same people

 

[SexBandit999]

What beats me hun is why the fuck they think a line like that will work??? It is not likely to in "real life" so why should it on here?? It may be a porn board but we are still the same people

Hi there, despite joining a while ago, I have only just become active on the forums and thus havn't had any PM's like this... but boy am I glad

I don't think I'll ever have the urge to post a PM like this to anyone... I mean at the end of the day people are going to think the same about you whether you say it to their face or post it on a forum... what'll get you slapped in real life isn't going to do you any favours here

Oh and by the way what i've seen of this forum is great and I hope to make lots of friends

 

[Guest]

Hi there, despite joining a while ago, I have only just become active on the forums and thus havn't had any PM's like this... but boy am I glad

I don't think I'll ever have the urge to post a PM like this to anyone... I mean at the end of the day people are going to think the same about you whether you say it to their face or post it on a forum... what'll get you slapped in real life isn't going to do you any favours here

Oh and by the way what i've seen of this forum is great and I hope to make lots of friends

Welcome bandit

There are times when a pm like that is utterly appropriate, but usually when you know the person well and have been messing around on/off thread or by IM lol I should know, I am as guilty of sending them as anyone else

This forum is great, my SO and I have been fortunate to make some wonderful friends through the threads and had some fun times off thread too

 

[SexBandit999]

yeh I agree if you know the person and know they're having a laugh its ok... but to a random person its not going to get you in anyone's good books

on a seperate note how many posts do i have to get in order to have my own avatar? or do i have to do something else in order to get one?

 

[Guest]

yeh I agree if you know the person and know they're having a laugh its ok... but to a random person its not going to get you in anyone's good books

on a seperate note how many posts do i have to get in order to have my own avatar? or do i have to do something else in order to get one?

Not in good books, but in a damn good thread lol

104 usually and then you prolly have to log out and back in first. You can put one in your profile straight away though, or in your sig line if you use photobucket or something similar. The quickest way to get to 104 is to play all the letters and numbers games in the playground

 

[SexBandit999]

Not in good books, but in a damn good thread lol

104 usually and then you prolly have to log out and back in first. You can put one in your profile straight away though, or in your sig line if you use photobucket or something similar. The quickest way to get to 104 is to play all the letters and numbers games in the playground

ah thanks for you help bluefoxlady

 

[Guest]

ah thanks for you help bluefoxlady

You are welcome Bandit, us Brits need to stick together, especially when it's cold

 

[SexBandit999]

yeh was bloomin freezing walking to work this morning... atleast the shop is warm

only problem is the christmas songs on repeat 24/7

 

[Guest]

yeh was bloomin freezing walking to work this morning... atleast the shop is warm

only problem is the christmas songs on repeat 24/7

Oh well, I am off sick at the moment at so no walking for me but I do hear you on the music front!!!

Btw, check out the link in my sigline to the UK Online Directory. Brits and friends and usually a heap of fun!!

 

[SexBandit999]

Oh well, I am off sick at the moment at so no walking for me but I do hear you on the music front!!!

Btw, check out the link in my sigline to the UK Online Directory. Brits and friends and usually a heap of fun!!

aww i hope you get better soon. i've just got over the flu a few weeks ago, but much better now

 

[molly_hunter28]

what kinda caught my eye on that one is that they said to PM them back if you weren't interested - so if you're not interested in PM'in why would you PM to say you're not interested? hmmm

I haven't figuered that one out yet but if I ever do, I'll let ya know.

 

[bbwsadieml]

What beats me hun is why the fuck they think a line like that will work??? It is not likely to in "real life" so why should it on here?? It may be a porn board but we are still the same people

Okay, I read down a little and you and I do agree: there are times a PM like this is okay ~ but only AFTER you know the person well enough to say something like that.

I do, though, like the guys who, after getting to know you a little, will send a PM and say "I hope you don't mind, but I really like your AV." Then they go and post some more and really get to know me and I them. That's just sweet. And it really makes me

But, really, makes me wonder how these guys approach a woman on a date, in the workplace, or at the grocery. *shudder*

 

[Guest]

Always a winner that one, I know it has me instantly reaching for the delete key!!!

hell yes....i get even worse and in more detail...the delete key is my friend

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'm so glad y'all keep my thread alive.

 

[Guest]

I'm so glad y'all keep my thread alive.

how could we not?? there are so many whack jobs out there

 

[bbwsadieml]

I'm so glad y'all keep my thread alive.

Hey, Red ~ this is a great way to vent!