I actually do remember that.Well aren't you fancy.
My reading glasses are worse.
And my phone.
I swear those things have legs.
(Also, you probably don't remember, but we've had this conversation before.
Suck it again. Maybe spend a while sucking on the balls.
And yes. Always yes.
You need to get some of those old lady glasses holders, that hang around your neck. Kinda like idiot mittens.*checks*
Nope.
They are actually on my face.
This time.
Will your opinion of me be materially affected by the admission that is something I've considered?
No. I think it’d be hot AF to see you with just those on…Will your opinion of me be materially affected by the admission that is something I've considered?
Yep, feet with reading glasses and a lanyard.Oh!!! That went in an unexpected direction!
Wow, that sounds . . . remarkably unsexy.
I really only need glasses for driving, but my spouse would love it if I wore them all the time. He calls them my "dirty librarian" glasses
Sounds hotI really only need glasses for driving, but my spouse would love it if I wore them all the time. He calls them my "dirty librarian" glasses
Did you call me a Babble Lover?!Etsy. Positive you can find some on there that are artsy. Blinged out. Probably some with baubles.
Bitches love baubles.
Glasses are my KryptoniteI really only need glasses for driving, but my spouse would love it if I wore them all the time. He calls them my "dirty librarian" glasses
I don’t know where it came from… although I do like the idea of them being “fiddled with” as a prop in otherwise non-sexual situations. Am I weird?Why do people find glasses hot? Porn brain rot, a la sexy librarian?
Has anyone ever seen a sexy librarian even once in their life?
As someone afflicted with the "gift" of near sightedness, glasses are a utilitarian thing for me.
I'm confused/intrigued. Cause if the person actually needs them, they will be on their face.I don’t know where it came from… although I do like the idea of them being “fiddled with” as a prop in otherwise non-sexual situations. Am I weird?
I'm gonna sound so freaky... but, like... if they slip off, it's cute to see the little nose-push... and absent-mindedly removing distance glasses when glancing at a menu... all very vanilla and normal, but somehow...
Gotcha!I'm gonna sound so freaky... but, like... if they slip off, it's cute to see the little nose-push... and absent-mindedly removing distance glasses when glancing at a menu... all very vanilla and normal, but somehow...
It started with Marilyn Monroe in a movie that I've forgotten the title to.Why do people find glasses hot? Porn brain rot, a la sexy librarian?
Has anyone ever seen a sexy librarian even once in their life?
As someone afflicted with the "gift" of near sightedness, glasses are a utilitarian thing for me.
Me without glasses: unsexy fat lad.Why do people find glasses hot? Porn brain rot, a la sexy librarian?
Has anyone ever seen a sexy librarian even once in their life?
As someone afflicted with the "gift" of near sightedness, glasses are a utilitarian thing for me.
How To Marry a Millionaire!!
I tried for so long to find glasses like the ones she wore in that movie
