What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Xerxes82]

Wondering if I’m a weirdo or a freak? I don’t think my titties are pancake-y enough to be a @Mo_Bandy skank and I hope I’m not a cunt.

I mean, clearly you need to send @Mo_Bandy your boobs for a thorough evaluation of their pancake-y-ness. It's the only way to know for certain.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Both are true, but you're definitely an angel

Awe, thank you.

 

[Aquelle]

Think I'll go with red undies for my date

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Think I'll go with red undies for my date

Good choice

 

[cheekygirl75]

Wondering if I’m safe if I don’t know who Paul Dean is.

We're in the same boat

I think he meant Paula Deen, the racist chef

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I think he meant Paula Deen, the racist chef

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Oh, that ol windbag. Gotcha!

 

[Neanderthal247]

We're in the same boat

Said some racist shit and she cooks southern soul food.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Said some racist shit and she cooks southern soul food.

The post had a typo; unfortunately, I was already familiar with who Paula Deen is.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I think he meant Paula Deen, the racist chef

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Bummer to find out she was racist because I always wanted to bang that Gilf while eating her cornbread.

 

[Animaul]

Well I completely misread that thread title...ha!

 

[ericalauren]

My friend and I were just talking about the late hockey player, Nic Kerdiles. He was on the reality TV show Chrisley Knows Best. My friend and I were discussing how Nic admitted he doesn't wash his face. This led to us talking about how a lot of cis men are downright nasty with their lack of hygiene. My friend once dated a man who was taught that washing between his butt cheeks is "gay", so he never washed between his butt cheeks. That's vile!

 

[lauramilf]

My friend and I were just talking about the late hockey player, Nic Kerdiles. He was on the reality TV show Chrisley Knows Best. My friend and I were discussing how Nic admitted he doesn't wash his face. This led to us talking about how a lot of cis men are downright nasty with their lack of hygiene. My friend once dated a man who was taught that washing between his butt cheeks is "gay", so he never washed between his butt cheeks. That's vile!

OMG!!! That's disgusting

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I won't ever do that again.

 

[Jimmy119_190]

@EvaLane I see your like on my post! I was thinking of you partly because I see you use that a lot… what does it mean when you do?

It’s always a bit of a leap of faith how you interpret others use of the emojis, and even more so the reaction ones on here I guess.

Does a reaction mean they think you’re a comedy genius and they’re laughing hysterically with you, or are they just laughing AT you at your pathetic attempt at humour?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I talk a lot of shit for a muh fucker that gets excited for soup season.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Dude I talk a lot of shit for a muh fucker that gets excited for soup season.

I made a tortilla bean soup in the crock pot yesterday ..,

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I'm sooooo smitten

 

[angelofthenorth]

Every time I hear, Police's Roxanne, all I can think of is Eddie Murphy in 48 hours. ROXXXXANNE!!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

Every time I hear, Police's Roxanne, all I can think of is Eddie Murphy in 48 hours. ROXXXXANNE!!!!

Me too!

I used to work in the neighborhood video store and we would have to play movie previews all day. That part was in the 48 Hours preview and I would hear it every fucking hour.

 

[angelofthenorth]

unlucky!

Me too!

I used to work in the neighborhood video store and we would have to play movie previews all day. That part was in the 48 Hours preview and I would hear it every fucking hour.

 

[LostHorizon]

unlucky!

I was very lucky. I loved the job.

The one downside was having to listen to the same previews for hours. It was relentless.

I still remember them, quote them from time to time and hear them in my head.

But the free rentals and snacks made it worth it.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I was very lucky. I loved the job.

The one downside was having to listen to the same previews for hours. It was relentless.

I still remember them, quote them from time to time and hear them in my head.

But the free rentals and snacks made it worth it.

There's always an upside

 

[GallantWriter]

Typically, I use it as a “well, I could be making a tiny little joke, or I could be telling my absolute truest truth”

Do enjoy knowing more about what makes you tick, that's for sure Eva.

 

[MrPimms]

What happened to VHS. That clunk, whirring makes me misty eyed.

Nope. That’s short sightedness.

 

[EctoJohn]

It's Halloween, not Holloween.
I don't know when or where or why people suddenly started doing this, but it's wrong.
I noticed this two days ago on a McDonald's sign when they were advertising their Halloween foodstuffs.
I thought someone just made a mistake since it was one of those lightbox signs with interchangeable letters.
No. I had to look it up yesterday because surely a manager at that location would have made an employee fix it.
It couldn't have been a corporate decision, right?
Unfortunately it sent me down an annoying rabbit hole where this is a purposely done misspelling, and that's just irritating.
Why? There's no purpose to it!
It's as dumb as spelling it Kristmas or Eester or something.
Humanity can be stupid.