What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[angelofthenorth]

I was very lucky. I loved the job.

The one downside was having to listen to the same previews for hours. It was relentless.

I still remember them, quote them from time to time and hear them in my head.

But the free rentals and snacks made it worth it.

There's always an upside

 

[GallantWriter]

Typically, I use it as a “well, I could be making a tiny little joke, or I could be telling my absolute truest truth”

Do enjoy knowing more about what makes you tick, that's for sure Eva.

 

[MrPimms]

What happened to VHS. That clunk, whirring makes me misty eyed.

Nope. That’s short sightedness.

 

[EctoJohn]

It's Halloween, not Holloween.
I don't know when or where or why people suddenly started doing this, but it's wrong.
I noticed this two days ago on a McDonald's sign when they were advertising their Halloween foodstuffs.
I thought someone just made a mistake since it was one of those lightbox signs with interchangeable letters.
No. I had to look it up yesterday because surely a manager at that location would have made an employee fix it.
It couldn't have been a corporate decision, right?
Unfortunately it sent me down an annoying rabbit hole where this is a purposely done misspelling, and that's just irritating.
Why? There's no purpose to it!
It's as dumb as spelling it Kristmas or Eester or something.
Humanity can be stupid.

 

[dkak001]

It's Halloween, not Holloween.
...
It's as dumb as spelling it Kristmas or Eester or something.

I thought it was because you "Hollow" out pumpkins...
And Xmas is the dumbest spelling of the day ever!

 

[ShaneoD]

I think I missed, she's a hard read

 

[deft]

Why are "sexy ladybird" Hallowe'en costumes so hottt? It shouldn't make sense... but here we are...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Costco marg is ok but think I'll stick with Jose

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

All right everyone. I'm here. How can I solve your problem?

 

[Obeylily]

0987

 

[kreemi_pi]

Nervous nervous nervous...Piranha butterflies in my tummy...

Doing this Lady Godiva thing for a Halloween party

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

All right everyone. I'm here. How can I solve your problem?

Dear ODAG,
How do I get my kid to stop saying “6 7”??

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

That's not good. I'm glad you're still here to tell us about it!!!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

Yikes. Hope you're on the mend!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

Contact lawyer

 

[cheekygirl75]

All right everyone. I'm here. How can I solve your problem?

Can you find me a way to end work right now and still get paid for the rest of the day?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

Oh, no! Hope things are going better now

 

[LostHorizon]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

I hate when that happens.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Dear ODAG,
How do I get my kid to stop saying “6 7”??

Teach them to say 13. It is fucking Halloween afterall and I have, on occasion, referred to kids as little demons.

 

[CuriousRick]

I hope the pain meds kick in soon

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear ODAG,
How do I get my kid to stop saying “6 7”??

Duct tape?

 

[barefootgirl69]

All right everyone. I'm here. How can I solve your problem?

They've made lil robots to sweep across floors...when will they make them to mop?

 

[cheekygirl75]

They've made lil robots to sweep across floors...when will they make them to mop?

Roomba Vacuum & Mop

 

[MrPimms]

There needs to be a ready resource that can be summoned whenever someone starts with the ‘Halloween is an American invention’

Head/desk moments abound.