What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[EctoJohn]

It's Halloween, not Holloween.
I don't know when or where or why people suddenly started doing this, but it's wrong.
I noticed this two days ago on a McDonald's sign when they were advertising their Halloween foodstuffs.
I thought someone just made a mistake since it was one of those lightbox signs with interchangeable letters.
No. I had to look it up yesterday because surely a manager at that location would have made an employee fix it.
It couldn't have been a corporate decision, right?
Unfortunately it sent me down an annoying rabbit hole where this is a purposely done misspelling, and that's just irritating.
Why? There's no purpose to it!
It's as dumb as spelling it Kristmas or Eester or something.
Humanity can be stupid.

 

[dkak001]

It's Halloween, not Holloween.
...
It's as dumb as spelling it Kristmas or Eester or something.

I thought it was because you "Hollow" out pumpkins...
And Xmas is the dumbest spelling of the day ever!

 

[ShaneoD]

I think I missed, she's a hard read

 

[deft]

Why are "sexy ladybird" Hallowe'en costumes so hottt? It shouldn't make sense... but here we are...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Costco marg is ok but think I'll stick with Jose

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

All right everyone. I'm here. How can I solve your problem?

 

[Obeylily]

0987

 

[kreemi_pi]

Nervous nervous nervous...Piranha butterflies in my tummy...

Doing this Lady Godiva thing for a Halloween party

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

All right everyone. I'm here. How can I solve your problem?

Dear ODAG,
How do I get my kid to stop saying “6 7”??

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

That's not good. I'm glad you're still here to tell us about it!!!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

Yikes. Hope you're on the mend!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

Contact lawyer

 

[cheekygirl75]

All right everyone. I'm here. How can I solve your problem?

Can you find me a way to end work right now and still get paid for the rest of the day?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

Oh, no! Hope things are going better now

 

[LostHorizon]

Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.

I hate when that happens.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Dear ODAG,
How do I get my kid to stop saying “6 7”??

Teach them to say 13. It is fucking Halloween afterall and I have, on occasion, referred to kids as little demons.

 

[CuriousRick]

I hope the pain meds kick in soon

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear ODAG,
How do I get my kid to stop saying “6 7”??

Duct tape?

 

[barefootgirl69]

All right everyone. I'm here. How can I solve your problem?

They've made lil robots to sweep across floors...when will they make them to mop?

 

[cheekygirl75]

They've made lil robots to sweep across floors...when will they make them to mop?

Roomba Vacuum & Mop

 

[MrPimms]

There needs to be a ready resource that can be summoned whenever someone starts with the ‘Halloween is an American invention’

Head/desk moments abound.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Roomba Vacuum & Mop

☝ @barefootgirl69 asked and answered.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Roomba Vacuum & Mop

For that price, I'll just keep mopping.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I hope this sandwich takes care of my early Turkey Day cravings. Ordering a Bobbie from Capriotti’s.