What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[ericalauren]

I'm not wearing a hot pink helmet.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Funny answer: My Halloween costume
Real answer: Any shoes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Spice Girls t-shirt.

 

[BDA73]

A wash cloth

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a lime green and brown plaid suit.

 

[Tossawayalt]

A unitard

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an oversized foam cowboy hat.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing roller derby gear.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a bra that time traveled by itself forward in time 63 years.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing makeup.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Carmen Sandiego costume.

 

[Aquelle]

Not wearing pants.

My dress is really pretty though

 

[kathyisgr65]

A goofy smile..yet

 

[EctoJohn]

A goofy smile..yet

Is it still Mickey Mouse?

 

[Aquelle]

I'm not wearing a Spice Girls t-shirt.

If you wanna be my lover...
You better put it on

 

[Aquelle]

I am not wearing roller derby gear.

Well, there goes that fantasy.

 

[Aquelle]

I'm not wearing a hot pink helmet.

Oh sorry, I borrowed it. For my costume.

 

[Aquelle]

I'm not wearing a Tootsie Roll flavored thong.

Too bad. I love the taste of tootsie rolls.

 

[TwoTaTango]

I am not wearing My Ski Boots quite yet, although the snow is flying and will be on the Mountains Very Soon I am just not ready for another month or so.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Too bad. I love the taste of tootsie rolls.

I’ll get one on for you if you want.

 

[EctoJohn]

Too bad. I love the taste of tootsie rolls.

So do I, but I wouldn't want to eat one that had been stretched between someone's ass cheeks.

 

[PatrickJames11]

I’m fully Winnie the Pooh-ing it right now

 

[ericalauren]

I'm not wearing navy boxer shorts with pink polka dots.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing peppermint smelling perfume.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I’m not wearing a grunge era flannel shirt tied around my waist.