What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[AngieGZC]

I am not wearing my new panty vibrator...yet.

Jealous

 

[SmilingLez]

I am not wearing my black thigh high leather boots

 

[DirtyMarine]

Long underwear. Or any underwear really.

 

[Solsurfer]

Any kind of Halloween costume.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing my black thigh high leather boots

That's good because I am, and I hate to compete.

 

[ericalauren]

I'm not wearing lipstick.

 

[Treeview]

Not wearing a Tarzan-esque loin cloth

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing transparent boxers.

 

[Wageslave]

Clothing

 

[Bloodandglitter]

A cape

 

[ericalauren]

I'm not wearing a pink babydoll-style dress.

 

[milfylata]

I'm not wearing a bra

 

[MedicalMuse]

Pants

 

[LostHorizon]

A tie

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a red bow tie like Pee-Wee Herman.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing Erika Kirk’s skintight pleather pants

 

[Dashabout]

Thankfully I'm not wearing the snowsuit I pulled out of the storage closet after seeing the first flakes falling yesterday.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

My Dodgers t-shirt

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing kinesiology tape on my right shoulder.

 

[Jodaily]

I am not wearing fuzzy pink slippers

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing dissolving clothes... anymore.

 

[Daddysgirl0802]

I'm not wearing stockings

 

[Coyote100]

Anything

 

[Noor]

Most things

 

[Global_Kiwi]

A Halloween costume