The Life of (Kreemi) Pi -- Misadventures and Musings of a Naughty Girl 💋

[Jerrieager]

I feel like we've graduated to 3somes, maybe...

I've done a few of those...would you like me to talk about that? Probably safe to assume YES

Would you like to hear about...

A) MMF, or...
B) FFM

lol , ya kinda left out the 3 F’s

 

[Jerrieager]

And i didn't even have to use China

I don’t think just using the word China would instill any tariffs

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

3 × F, is that like ?

 

[kreemi_pi]

3 × F, is that like ?

The Math Major has schooled us

 

[Jerrieager]

3 × F, is that like ?

Precisely , just thinking about the pythagoreim theory makes my kitten hurt nicely

 

[Jerrieager]

3 × F, is

Precisely , just thinking about the pythagoreim theory makes my kitten hurt nicely

Now wondering what the shape of the “ Typical “ butt plug is called

 

[kreemi_pi]

Precisely , just thinking about the pythagoreim theory makes my kitten hurt nicely

What happens is 2 lesbians use a square double-ended dildo?

2 pi are squared

 

[kreemi_pi]

Now wondering what the shape of the “ Typical “ butt plug is called

Ace of Spades

 

[Jerrieager]

What happens is 2 lesbians use a square double-ended dildo?

2 pi are squared

Recalling vividly your pic of that starfish dildoe , imagining gfs attempting to all hop on one

 

[Jerrieager]

Ace of Spades

Girl you just made card playing more enjoyable

 

[Jaws82]

Ace of Spades

Lemmy approved

 

[Artfan2]

What happens is 2 lesbians use a square double-ended dildo?

2 pi are squared

Now pay attention class..

 

[Jerrieager]

Now pay attention class..

Usually by this time I’m thinking of getting “ extra “ credit…..

 

[kreemi_pi]

Usually by this time I’m thinking of getting “ extra “ credit…..

Got it maaaade got it maaaade got it maaaade....

I'm hot for teacher!

 

[kreemi_pi]

Recalling vividly your pic of that starfish dildoe , imagining gfs attempting to all hop on one

Can't take credit for that, somebody else posted the starfish... @desibabe2705 i think?

 

[Jerrieager]

Can't take credit for that, somebody else posted the starfish... @desibabe2705 i think?

Imagining a group scissoring currently

 

[Jaws82]

Can't take credit for that, somebody else posted the starfish... @desibabe2705 i think?

…one leg cramp and that thing will get dangerous

 

[Jerrieager]

…one leg cramp and that thing will get dangerous

It happens, a girl has to keep herself flexible.
I’d like having some larger heads on that starfish though,

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You two are HOT

I think you know something about being hot.

 

[Tigertiger55]

I think you know something about being hot.

Maybe you should swing by. See how hot we are

 

[kreemi_pi]

So ok, i DID promise i would tell you guys about a 3some experience....

....and my highly scientific polling techniques did indicate a preference for MMF...

...so we'll go MMF now, and i promise i'll never bring up FFM again

 

[kreemi_pi]

So ok, i DID promise i would tell you guys about a 3some experience....

....and my highly scientific polling techniques did indicate a preference for MMF...

...so we'll go MMF now, and i promise i'll never bring up FFM again

Kidding about the last part

 

[deft]

Kidding about the last part

You are the GOAT.

 

[kreemi_pi]

KREEMI FUCKS TWO GUYS
by Kreemi

It was a dark and dreary night. In a bar. I met my friends there but most of them had left for something else, except one guy....and his friend visiting from outa town.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Let's call them Max and Steve. Max is a chill guy, used to date him and he still bootycalls once in awhile. Steve was fucking hilarious. They riffed off eachother like old friends do and I was dyin' i laughed so hard.