Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Why does this feel like the amateur poetry corner?

I shall wear my beatnik beret and roll neck jumper.

Beatnik vibe

 

[Azuldrgon]

*sneaks in the leave a Blue Dragon plushie for the OP*

 

[Tallulah82]

It's Monday (of course!) and there's only 4 sleeps left before I'm running off to Scotland for a week (family trip, not solo or anything).

Anyone have any good ideas for what to do around the Stranraer area? I was so disappointed that the aviation museum will be closed by the time we get there.

*sneaks in the leave a Blue Dragon plushie for the OP*

Thank you

 

[MrPimms]

Scotland is a scenic country. I’m told the Scotsmen adhere to the traditional wearing of kilts, might be worth an eyeful or handful.

I’m told that grumpiness is a national pastime in Scotland, so I’d take a few extra chargers or batteries.

 

[Tallulah82]

Scotland is a scenic country. I’m told the Scotsmen adhere to the traditional wearing of kilts, might be worth an eyeful or handful.

I’m told that grumpiness is a national pastime in Scotland, so I’d take a few extra chargers or batteries.

Why do you think I love Scotland so much?

However, sadly, this is a family trip. The focus (once I worn out the rebel pirates who keep me hostage) is reading, reading, and more reading.

 

[MrPimms]

Why do you think I love Scotland so much?

However, sadly, this is a family trip. The focus (once I worn out the rebel pirates who keep me hostage) is reading, reading, and more reading.

Never has there been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Wrong rebels. Sorry.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Scotland is a scenic country. I’m told the Scotsmen adhere to the traditional wearing of kilts, might be worth an eyeful or handful.

I’m told that grumpiness is a national pastime in Scotland, so I’d take a few extra chargers or batteries.

Those sexy accents alone would be enough for me.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Those sexy accents alone would be enough for me.

You're in luck. Note my av.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You're in luck. Note my av.

I knew you weren’t really dead!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I knew you weren’t really dead!

Actually. I am. I was sentenced to live my eternal life on Lit and given an organic body to fulfill all of my lusts.

Wait...this must be heaven.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Scotland is nice.

Italy is nicer.

 

[Tallulah82]

Scotland is nice.

Italy is nicer.

Hello, Mr Braggy-braggerson. I hope you're not making too many sex sounds when eating the gelato. And if you are, please record them for me.


I keep thinking it's Monday, the world feels warped today. Maybe a cup of tea will help.

 

[Apisto42]

I keep thinking it's Monday, the world feels warped today. Maybe a cup of tea will help.

the British answer to everything right?

 

[Tallulah82]

the British answer to everything right?

Absolutely! There is NOTHING a cup of tea can't solve. That's why the world's going crazy, you know? Too many people loving their evil coffee. It's messing with their heads. Poor stinky-breathers.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Absolutely! There is NOTHING a cup of tea can't solve. That's why the world's going crazy, you know? Too many people loving their evil coffee. It's messing with their heads. Poor stinky-breathers.

*sips coffee #2*

 

[Tallulah82]

*sips coffee #2*

Zactly. *side eyes*

 

[hairball18]

Enjoying my coffee.

 

[Saltfountain]

Absolutely! There is NOTHING a cup of tea can't solve. That's why the world's going crazy, you know? Too many people loving their evil coffee. It's messing with their heads. Poor stinky-breathers.

It can't fix the air horn on my van.

I made a brand new cup especially, left it to do it's thing, gave it an hour, and nothing.

Nu. Thing.

Useless fucking tea...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Useless fucking tea...

Agreed!

 

[BDA73]

A nice hot cup of spicy chi tea with Baileys

 

[Tallulah82]

It can't fix the air horn on my van.

I made a brand new cup especially, left it to do it's thing, gave it an hour, and nothing.

Nu. Thing.

Useless fucking tea...

Oh, I'm not even talking to you. I'd show you how tea could fix that problem but I like that you have first world problems. you wanker.

 

[Tallulah82]

Enjoying my coffee.

Agreed!

A nice hot cup of spicy chi tea with Baileys

You're all banned! And take that disgusting Baileys with you.

 

[bobb_sledd]

There is NOTHING a cup of tea can't solve.

I say the same thing about explosives.

 

[hairball18]

You're all banned! And take that disgusting Baileys with you.

And here I thought you liked me.

 

[Tallulah82]

And here I thought you liked me.

It ain't my fault you just swaggered in here with your coffee and expected me to be okay with it.