Write a controversial opinion

[SmilingLez]

Birds are overrated. Especially ducks.

I love roasted duck

 

[NuclearFairy]

Birds are overrated. Especially ducks.

Ducks, like most domestic birds, are rapey little bastards.

 

[Statius]

Ducks, like most domestic birds, are rapey little bastards.

Have not heard that before. But then mating season is insane around our neighborhood. The males are definitely aggressive

 

[NuclearFairy]

Have not heard that before. But then mating season is insane around our neighborhood. The males are definitely aggressive

Ducks are the worst about it. Here's a quote from Science Focus;

Ducks' bizarre genitalia is a result of a sexual arms race. Forced mating is common among ducks, so while males' long, flexible penises increase their chances of successfully fertilising a female, the females' anticlockwise vaginas give them a level of control.

"Those complex structures prevent full eversion of the penis of unwanted males, so their sperm ends up closer to the cloacal entrance where the females can get rid of it more easily." That is, Brennan's research found that female ducks can prevent fertilisation from unwanted males.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Ducks, like most domestic birds, are rapey little bastards.

exactly. little bastards.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

@Jackie.Hikaru I am going to send a horde of falcons to your farm and steal all your chickens and eat them while I read Lit stories. Luv u 2 much <3 Peace xoxo!

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

M&Ms are chocolate pills.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

@Jackie.Hikaru I am going to send a horde of falcons to your farm and steal all your chickens and eat them while I read Lit stories. Luv u 2 much <3 Peace xoxo!

me and my anti-bird cat-apults are waiting for your horde of falcons. bring it.

 

[NuclearFairy]

M&Ms are chocolate pills.

You might have a point there.

 

[Statius]

Ducks are the worst about it. Here's a quote from Science Focus;

Damn that's crazy!

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

People should mind their own business and let others live their lives as they want. That has to be controversial, cause no one does that every!

 

[StillStunned]

People should mind their own business and let others live their lives as they want. That has to be controversial, cause no one does that every!

It's not controversial. Most people agree, probably, they just don't think it applies to them.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

It's not controversial. Most people agree, probably, they just don't think it applies to them.

Well, it does, or should!

 

[iwatchus]

Ducks, like most domestic birds, are rapey little bastards.

There was a paper about homosexual necrophilia in ducks that won an ignobel award several years ago. It turned out the building their offices were in had a regular problem for a while of ducks flying into the windows and killing themselves. Male ducks would land near their fallen victims and try to mate with the male dead ones.

 

[StillStunned]

There was a paper about homosexual necrophilia in ducks that won an ignobel award several years ago. It turned out the building their offices were in had a regular problem for a while of ducks flying into the windows and killing themselves. Male ducks would land near their fallen victims and try to mate with the male dead ones.

I can just picture the dialogue.

Duck 1: "Fuck you!"
Duck 2: "You wish! Over my dead body!"
Duck 1: "Just you wait..."

 

[SkyBubble]

Em dashes are basically the written version of someone who keeps interrupting a conversation to say, “Oh, and another thing!” or “You know what’s really important?” They break the rhythm, grab attention, and pretend to add meaning, while actually just killing the flow.

Mostly.

 

[SkyBubble]

Semicolons are underrated.

True

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Welp wouldya look at the time? It’s go touch grass time. Bye everybody love you

 

[Bramblethorn]

 

[UnexpectedLuggage]

Birds are overrated. Especially ducks.

You bite your tongue! Don't you dare besmirch the good name of my feathered idiot friends.

 

[SimonDoom]

Birds are overrated. Especially ducks.

Only the fake ones.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Only the fake ones.

They're all fake!

 

[Statius]

They're all fake!

It's like trying to convince people that Christopher Marlowe wrote Shakespeare's plays. You know it's true but no one will listen!

 

[Robin_Starveling]

It's like trying to convince people that Christopher Marlowe wrote Shakespeare's plays. You know it's true but no one will listen!

Actually, it was Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford, but we shouldn’t expect too much from the masses.

 

[Baztrachian]

Actually, it was Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford, but we shouldn’t expect too much from the masses.

My personal belief is that Shakespeare was an invention of the 1950's and his so-called "works" were literary forgeries penned by none other than Vic Tayback.