Cock Talk

[deft]

But, I think scary stuff is like porn. I don't want to watch alone. I want to watch WITH someone. So that there can be touching and looking after and slight distractions and reassuringness (it's a word. Shush *stares*)

We need to talk

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is what I was thinking too.
For the record, any woman who calls me over because she’s scared her house is haunted is basically asking if I want to have sex with her, whether she realizes it or not.

See also: watching porn.

 

[hotwords229_A]

See also: watching porn.

Yes. I suppose there’s a possibility of my misinterpreting an invite to deal with a ghost as a booty call, but inviting me over to watch porn . . . ?

Has anyone been invited over to watch porn at a friend’s house and was horrified to find out that they really wanted to discuss the mise-en-scène, cinematography and film theory of ButtPokers 17: Cheek Blasters?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes. I suppose there’s a possibility of my misinterpreting an invite to deal with a ghost as a booty call, but inviting me over to watch porn . . . ?

Has anyone been invited over to watch porn at a friend’s house and was horrified to find out that they really wanted to discuss the mise-en-scène, cinematography and film theory of ButtPokers 17: Cheek Blasters?

Well of course not.

ButtPokers 18: Cheek to cheek... now that's much more likely.

 

[Apisto42]

Come on, it was only 7 1/2 feet, we all know how this works.

Truth.

What?! You saw all the brutal murder parts, right?

Well yeah, but the rest of the movie was pretty funny.

 

[Apisto42]

Yes. I suppose there’s a possibility of my misinterpreting an invite to deal with a ghost as a booty call, but inviting me over to watch porn . . . ?

Has anyone been invited over to watch porn at a friend’s house and was horrified to find out that they really wanted to discuss the mise-en-scène, cinematography and film theory of ButtPokers 17: Cheek Blasters?

Back in college, at the frat house, this dude when he was a freshman started having Tuesday Afternoon Porn in his room. So like there would be 10-15 guys watching the dumbest porn you could imagine. The only two I saw parts of were “The Beaverly Hillbillies” and “Edward Penis Hands”.

So bad. So terribly terribly bad. Put me off porn forever pretty much.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Was that really a thing? Guys all sitting round watching porn together?

Guy wanking is way more a communal sport than girls, huh?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Status Quo used to masturbate together.

Google it.

 

[EvaLane]

So like there would be 10-15 guys watching the dumbest porn you could imagine. The only two I saw parts of were “The Beaverly Hillbillies” and “Edward Penis Hands”.

 

[TomTeacher19]

This is what I was thinking too.
For the record, any woman who calls me over because she’s scared her house is haunted is basically asking if I want to have sex with her, whether she realizes it or not.

I've come to accept that I positively ooze "safe platonic make friend zone forever"

 

[Apisto42]

Was that really a thing? Guys all sitting round watching porn together?

Guy wanking is way more a communal sport than girls, huh?

Just to be clear, no one was wanking. It was more like MST3K and we were all making fun of the “movies”.

They were really bad.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just to be clear, no one was wanking. It was more like MST3K and we were all making fun of the “movies”.

They were really bad.

*nods*

Uh huh.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Was that really a thing? Guys all sitting round watching porn together?

Guy wanking is way more a communal sport than girls, huh?

I have been in groups of guys looking at porn. I can’t say we were watching as much as looking.
But all penises remained in pants.
Actually, I remember we got to a point where it was like “Okay, that’s enough. I need to leave right now on completely unrelated business”.

Status Quo used to masturbate together.

Google it.

So did The Beatles, apparently.

Just to be clear, no one was wanking. It was more like MST3K and we were all making fun of the “movies”.

They were really bad.

Oh come on, let them have their fantasy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Okay, maybe I’m overthinking this, but what does Shakespeare have to do with this?
Is it a reference that I don’t understand?
I’m confused!

 

[EvaLane]

Okay, maybe I’m overthinking this, but what does Shakespeare have to do with this?
Is it a reference that I don’t understand?
I’m confused!

lol it was a dumb way of saying I found the phrasing to be worthy of say, Shakespeare blowing them

 

[hotwords229_A]

lol it was a dumb was of saying I found the phrasing to be worthy of say, Shakespeare blowing them

Okay, good. I thought this went over my head and it was bothering me.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Okay, good. I thought this went over my head and it was bothering me.

I didn't really get it either but it made me like Shakespeare more than I remembered liking Shakespeare before for some reason

 

[hotwords229_A]

I didn't really get it either but it made me like Shakespeare more than I remembered liking Shakespeare before for some reason

From forth the fatal loins of these two bros
A pair of star sucked balls spew their life. ​

 

[hotwords229_A]

One Sexy We-atch!

According to the internet, witches are depicted as riding brooms because, well, they basically masturbated with them by putting hallucinogenic ointments on the end and inserting them in the vagina or rectum.

I don’t know if this is true, but it seems to account for the Witch’s Brews, Broomsticks, and “flying” (hallucinations), mythologies.

This is also a time before fine grit sandpaper, so I’m a little concerned about this. Although I haven’t consulted WedMD, I assume they would be against this as a form of masturbation.

Have you inserted something “interesting” in your vagina or butthole? How’d that go?

Does the idea of a woman greasing the knob of a broom and riding it turn you on?

Does the thought of sticking a dick in a pumpkin excite you? Have you done it, or seen it done?

What’s the strangest thing you ever stuck in your butt? If nothing, are you willing to try? What would you suggest someone put in their butt as a first time adventure?

Have you had sex on hallucinogenics? Good? Bad?

Have you ever roleplayed as a empowered witch who has power over her partner (or been that partner)? If not, why not and shouldn’t you?

If you had Witch power over someone, let’s say Hotwords, what would you do to him?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Have you inserted something “interesting” in your vagina or butthole? How’d that go?

I have not.

Does the idea of a woman greasing the knob of a broom and riding it turn you on?

I mean, kind of. I’m concerned about the broom handles of the 15th and 16th century, though. They weren’t machine turned like they are today.

Does the thought of sticking a dick in a pumpkin excite you? Have you done it, or seen it done?

The thought doesn’t excite me, but the thought of someone else thinking about me doing it does a little.
Remember @EvaLane ’s link to that guy in the shower? That generated some excitement!

What’s the strangest thing you ever stuck in your butt? If nothing, are you willing to try? What would you suggest someone put in their butt as a first time adventure?

Just a finger. Pretty boring. I don’t have any suggestions, but I’m open to hearing yours.

Have you had sex on hallucinogenics? Good? Bad?

Nope.

Have you ever roleplayed as a empowered witch who has power over her partner (or been that partner)? If not, why not and shouldn’t you?

I haven’t. I never thought of it until asking the question. I should. Could be fun.

If you had Witch power over someone, let’s say Hotwords, what would you do to him?

I realize this question raises consent issues (which is why I used me as the example), but those aside . . .

 

[AveryElle]

Have you inserted something “interesting” in your vagina or butthole? How’d that go?

Does the idea of a woman greasing the knob of a broom and riding it turn you on?

Does the thought of sticking a dick in a pumpkin excite you? Have you done it, or seen it done?

What’s the strangest thing you ever stuck in your butt? If nothing, are you willing to try? What would you suggest someone put in their butt as a first time adventure?

Have you had sex on hallucinogenics? Good? Bad?

Have you ever roleplayed as a empowered witch who has power over her partner (or been that partner)? If not, why not and shouldn’t you?

If you had Witch power over someone, let’s say Hotwords, what would you do to him?

- No. Definitely not.
- Nope.
- I don't have a dick, so no.
- Absolutely nothing besides a dick, finger, or toy designed for that. I've seen those reels of "what someone fell on today in the ER".
- Had sex on too many edibles, but I don't do hard drugs.
- I am an empowered witch. Or is that entitled?
- I'd ask them for money. Or, I'd ask him to go to the ATM and get me some money

 

[Wand3rlust]

One Sexy We-atch!

Haf. *debates new Halloween outfit*

Have you inserted something “interesting” in your vagina or butthole? How’d that go?

Yes. Experimenting as an 18 plus teen obvs. But.. yes. Before I knew of the existence of dildos and vibes.
It... completed the feeling. If that makes sense.

Does the idea of a woman greasing the knob of a broom and riding it turn you on?

if you ignore the splinter risks then... I mean, a woman being wet enough to grease anything and ride it is hot, right?

Does the thought of sticking a dick in a pumpkin excite you? Have you done it, or seen it done?

again, I have to say... the idea of getting a guy horny enough that he would do that... yeah. That does. I have never seen it done but I would always watch the creation of a cumpkin.

What’s the strangest thing you ever stuck in your butt? If nothing, are you willing to try? What would you suggest someone put in their butt as a first time adventure?

Nothing and no. Butts are not to be messed with. If that makes sense. Even the risk of a slightly jagged finger nail makes me shudder...
Use the toys that have been so lovingly created. Or a willing person's dick.

Have you had sex on hallucinogenics? Good? Bad?

No. And I would love to try it...

Have you ever roleplayed as a empowered witch who has power over her partner (or been that partner)? If not, why not and shouldn’t you?

no. And never had a volunteer. Also. I can domme, but I'd need to also be dominated. But not by the sub I'd just domme'd. Yeah I know. Wand3r's world is a complicated one.

If you had Witch power over someone, let’s say Hotwords, what would you do to him?

Let's roleplay and find out......

 

[morelikeasong]

I have never seen it done but I would always watch the creation of a cumpkin.

@EvaLane can make this happen for you

 

[hotwords229_A]

Or, I'd ask him to go to the ATM and get me some money

Boy, are you in for a disappointment!

Let's roleplay and find out......

 

[EvaLane]

One Sexy We-atch!

Why have one when we can have fun?

Have you inserted something “interesting” in your vagina or butthole? How’d that go?

Once upon a time, there was a veryyyyyyyy curious Eva. I’ll leave the wistful tales of hairbrushes and cucumbers for the next freak, instead I’ll focus on my most memorable work.

Picture this, a younger, slightly more naive Eva perched on her brand new kitchen counter top in her brand new apartment. Feeling so grown up and brave with my newest Lit friend whispering some of the filthiest, sweetest nothings into my earbuds.

It was a no brainer when he asked () me to fetch the chilled bottle of wine from the back of my fridge. I thought maybe it was time for a drink, but instead back on the counter I hopped.

Legs spread, panties pushed to the side.

I was nervous, maybe even scared. But it was just a little bit of the neck of the bottle.

and when my feet went into my sink, with the water so hot steam was rising, well. That was a risky combination well worth taking

Does the idea of a woman greasing the knob of a broom and riding it turn you on?

Hahaha I mean… like maybe a tiny bit before I get into the logistics… buttttt

Does the thought of sticking a dick in a pumpkin excite you? Have you done it, or seen it done?

Oh it gets me going alright, all the creative and innovative ways men find to be disgusting. That sort of imagination will alwaysssssss be the key to whatever deformed heart beats away inside of my pretty… well, now I’m just thinking about @PrettyLilPussy19

What’s the strangest thing you ever stuck in your butt? If nothing, are you willing to try? What would you suggest someone put in their butt as a first time adventure?

Strangest….

Thermometer

Have you had sex on hallucinogenics? Good? Bad?

I’ve had sex on mild dosages of mushrooms and it was ok, nothing crazy.

I’m all for graduating mild for the wild dosages

Have you ever roleplayed as an empowered witch who has power over her partner (or been that partner)? If not, why not and shouldn’t you?

No but I’ll add it to The Jar™

If you had Witch power over someone, let’s say Hotwords, what would you do to him?

Implying I already don’t have said powers, almost like you want to be hexed

But anywayyy, I’d probably figure out some temporary memory loss potion combined with a mind-reading spell so you (or Mr Imaginary) could do and be exactly what I’ve always wanted

All of the fun, none of the responsibility or awkward conversations afterward, talk about a yummy Halloween treat