Cock Talk

You’re one of those ?? One of the dozen people keeping candy corn in business?

And here I thought you had such potential for that walk in the woods later 😏
Someone has to do it.

Plus, think of all the extra energy I’ll have from that massive blast of sugar. 😎
 
What Autumn based food do you look forward to the most?
It's soup season, baby!

What Autumnal clothing do you love seeing on other people, or yourself?
I'm basic. I really enjoy when the Han Solo outfits come out (leggings, puffy vests, ugg boots).
I'm a sucker for scarves, gloves, and beanies.

Do you like going for a noisy walk in the woods, through the fallen leaves and then being bent over a tree and fucked? (Or bending someone over and fucking them)?

Of course I do.
Oral sex in the woods is also amazing!

Do you live in a place where Autumn is on full display, or where everything remains pretty much the same year round?

I am deep in autumn colors right now. I am fortunate enough to experience all four seasons where I am.

What traditions do you have for the Fall?

I am very into Giant pumpkins and participate in some activities associated around that.
Oktoberfest (in full dirndl)

Do you carve scary pumpkins, funny pumpkins or sexy pumpkins?

I've carved exactly one pumpkin in my life. The activity doesn't really appeal to me. I just did the traditional jack-o'-lantern

How decorated is your home for Halloween?

The spiders have moved in for the season and I'm leaving the cobwebs up because we have a bit of a fruit fly problem. The spiders help keep them at bay.

Does Halloween make you hornier than most holidays?

No

Why?
I'm more of a Thanksgiving romp in front of the fire
 
Do you like scary movies . . .

Do you enjoy being scared (the fun way)?

Have you gone through those haunted houses, haunted hayrides, Halloween Horror Nights, or something similar? How’d that go?

Do you prefer to be the one who scares others? Why?

Do you hide on your family and friends and jump out at them? Or do they do it to you?

What movie scared you the most?

What scary movie do you enjoy?

If your friend or loved one told you their house was haunted, and they really believed it, then they asked you to spend the night with them in the house, would you?

You’re at a party, everyone is drunk, the Ouija board comes out, do you jump out of the window after dousing yourself in holy water, play along, or sit back and wonder who will be the first to be infected with a demon?

Does the thrill of being scared make you horny, or at least want to snuggle with a sexy friend?
 
Do you like scary movies . . .

Do you enjoy being scared (the fun way)?
I love it! I'm pretty hard to scare but when it happens (in a fun way) it's the best.
Have you gone through those haunted houses, haunted hayrides, Halloween Horror Nights, or something similar? How’d that go?
I worked in them, a proper scary one, and I loved it.
Do you prefer to be the one who scares others? Why?
I like both but scaring someone else (consensually) is a particular kind of fun. I was never the jump scare/chase you with a chainsaw girl but I leaned into being very creepy and unnerving. It's crazy what some face paint and an 8 ft snake can give you permission to do. I'm not intimidating in real life but I have some excellent stories from that time.
Do you hide on your family and friends and jump out at them? Or do they do it to you?
I do. My spouse is great fun to spook. This will be the thing that gets me divorced. 😆
What movie scared you the most?
Embarrassing answer when I was six or seven my friend's brother showed up Puppetmaster 4 - It's B movie schlock but the pictures from it give me the heebie-jeebies to this day. When I was older, I saw the re-release of The Exorcist in theaters. First time I saw that movie and it lived up to its reputation.
What scary movie do you enjoy?
This is a long list. The Shining is a beautiful nostalgic movie that I revisit every year. The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre gives me the creeps. Hereditary had themes that really resonated with me. I like complicated horror with deep themes and I think recent horror have far surpassed the slashers of the 70's and 80s - Sinners, It Follows, Get Out and Talk To Me.
If your friend or loved one told you their house was haunted, and they really believed it, then they asked you to spend the night with them in the house, would you?
I'd love to not be skeptic. Let's go!
You’re at a party, everyone is drunk, the Ouija board comes out, do you jump out of the window after dousing yourself in holy water, play along, or sit back and wonder who will be the first to be infected with a demon?
See above about enjoying creeping people out. mwahaha
Does the thrill of being scared make you horny, or at least want to snuggle with a sexy friend?
I think feelings of fear and horny are very closely linked in my brain. That's a topic for another day.
 
Dude, you’ve got some great abs. Thanks for sharing!
Do you enjoy being scared (the fun way)?
Some. I prefer being scared by doing things, like rappelling, caving, jumping off cliffs. But a good haunted house can be fun.
Have you gone through those haunted houses, haunted hayrides, Halloween Horror Nights, or something similar? How’d that go?

Do you prefer to be the one who scares others? Why?
Yes. It’s more fun. It’s a form of giving and giving is always better than getting (well, almost always better).
Do you hide on your family and friends and jump out at them? Or do they do it to you?
No. My wife is a black belt with a frying pan.
What movie scared you the most?
Something like The Shining. It sticks with you over the years.
What scary movie do you enjoy?
Scream was funny.
If your friend or loved one told you their house was haunted, and they really believed it, then they asked you to spend the night with them in the house, would you?
Sure. It’d be fun.
You’re at a party, everyone is drunk, the Ouija board comes out, do you jump out of the window after dousing yourself in holy water, play along, or sit back and wonder who will be the first to be infected with a demon?
Invite that fucker in to wrestle with my own personal demons.
Does the thrill of being scared make you horny, or at least want to snuggle with a sexy friend?
Horny
 
What Autumn based food do you look forward to the most?
Hot soup - spicy parsnip, or Oxtail....
What Autumnal clothing do you love seeing on other people, or yourself?
Boots, jeans/leggings, snuggly jumpers. Hats.
Do you like going for a noisy walk in the woods, through the fallen leaves and then being bent over a tree and fucked? (Or bending someone over and fucking them)?
I have never. I would love
Do you live in a place where Autumn is on full display, or where everything remains pretty much the same year round?
Autumn is in full swing here...
What traditions do you have for the Fall?
None really. Looking forward to Bonfire night, with jacket potatoes and fireworks and hotdogs.
Do you carve scary pumpkins, funny pumpkins or sexy pumpkins?
No. My daughter has grown a pumpkins, which she wants to carve. It will be our first one. Halloween is for kids here.
How decorated is your home for Halloween?
It depends what the kids want to do. But if they decorate, they answer the door to the kids....
Does Halloween make you hornier than most holidays? Why?
And... no.
 
Do you like scary movies . . .

Do you enjoy being scared (the fun way)?
What the hell is the fun way??
Have you gone through those haunted houses, haunted hayrides, Halloween Horror Nights, or something similar? How’d that go?
Nope. I am a wuss.
Do you prefer to be the one who scares others? Why?
yes. Cos i hate being scared.
Do you hide on your family and friends and jump out at them? Or do they do it to you?
very occasionally
What movie scared you the most?
i try to not watch scary movies. But probably Candyman or Misery...
What scary movie do you enjoy?
I've seen Candyman 3 times. So it must be that one....
If your friend or loved one told you their house was haunted, and they really believed it, then they asked you to spend the night with them in the house, would you?
yep. Cos it isn't.
You’re at a party, everyone is drunk, the Ouija board comes out, do you jump out of the window after dousing yourself in holy water, play along, or sit back and wonder who will be the first to be infected with a demon?
play along. Could be fun...
Does the thrill of being scared make you horny, or at least want to snuggle with a sexy friend?
Yes.
 
Do you like scary movies . . .

Do you enjoy being scared (the fun way)?
Not really
Have you gone through those haunted houses, haunted hayrides, Halloween Horror Nights, or something similar? How’d that go?
I've done haunted houses as a kid/teenager - they were all right
Do you prefer to be the one who scares others? Why?
Yes, because it's fun!
Do you hide on your family and friends and jump out at them? Or do they do it to you?
I have been known to do that, yes. But I kind of stopped after I made a friend do a horror movie scream at work once (and it was in the atrium of the building so it echoed and got amplified so EVERYONE heard it, heehee). My older sister used to do it to me all the time, so I taught myself to not react.
What movie scared you the most?
I don't tend to watch scary movies because I'm a wuss. Like, I've had to sleep with the lights on from the first couple of episodes of Supernatural. I had to stop watching it after that. And this was in the last five years.
What scary movie do you enjoy?
Cabin in the Woods because it's more funny than scary.
If your friend or loved one told you their house was haunted, and they really believed it, then they asked you to spend the night with them in the house, would you?
If they were with me, the whole time, yes, I think. But I might not sleep at all.
You’re at a party, everyone is drunk, the Ouija board comes out, do you jump out of the window after dousing yourself in holy water, play along, or sit back and wonder who will be the first to be infected with a demon?
I'd join in. Ouija boards don't bother me.
Does the thrill of being scared make you horny, or at least want to snuggle with a sexy friend?
Not horny, but maybe want to snuggle.
 
Do you like scary movies . . .

Do you enjoy being scared (the fun way)?
If it's clever, I can appreciate it and enjoy it.
Have you gone through those haunted houses, haunted hayrides, Halloween Horror Nights, or something similar? How’d that go?
Yes. Usually they are kind of lame. But I used to work or volunteer in them as a kid so I'm always curious how they are evolving or not
Do you prefer to be the one who scares others? Why?
I like the challenge
Do you hide on your family and friends and jump out at them? Or do they do it to you?
Sometimes both.
What movie scared you the most?
Poltergeist
What scary movie do you enjoy?
I like the Scream series
If your friend or loved one told you their house was haunted, and they really believed it, then they asked you to spend the night with them in the house, would you?
Have done that.
You’re at a party, everyone is drunk, the Ouija board comes out, do you jump out of the window after dousing yourself in holy water, play along, or sit back and wonder who will be the first to be infected with a demon?
In high school I got injured and couldn't do PE for a couple weeks and ended up in a room with other kids not doing it for various reasons. We had zero supervision and someone did bring out a ouija board. I absolutely manipulated it to screw with those kids.
Does the thrill of being scared make you horny, or at least want to snuggle with a sexy friend?
I need no help in making me horny but I welcome anything that brings sexy friends closer to me
 
Do you like scary movies . . .

Do you enjoy being scared (the fun way)?
Sure
Have you gone through those haunted houses, haunted hayrides, Halloween Horror Nights, or something similar? How’d that go?
Yes those are fun. We have a haunted corn maze here- fields of fear. A lot of my former students work there for a weekend job.
Do you prefer to be the one who scares others? Why?
Not really. Believe it or not, I’m not a scary person. 🙃 I know you’re shocked.
Do you hide on your family and friends and jump out at them? Or do they do it to you?
No there isn’t a lot of jump scaring round these parts
What movie scared you the most?
Oh man. Prince of Darkness. When I was at a sleepover we watched this in a room with mirrored walls. The Prince of Darkness came through and got people through mirrors. That scared me. I remember Freddy and not wanting to go to sleep. There was another called Trio of a Terror that had a little doll that came alive and stabbed people. Yeah… I watched a lot of scary movies!
What scary movie do you enjoy?
I love Blair Witch and the Changeling. Both are super scary but also tell great stories.
If your friend or loved one told you their house was haunted, and they really believed it, then they asked you to spend the night with them in the house, would you?
Is it a malevolent spirit? Probably not.
You’re at a party, everyone is drunk, the Ouija board comes out, do you jump out of the window after dousing yourself in holy water, play along, or sit back and wonder who will be the first to be infected with a demon?
No ouiji boards for me :)
Does the thrill of being scared make you horny, or at least want to snuggle with a sexy friend?
I will happily snuggle given the opportunity. 💗
 
Do you like scary movies . . .

Do you enjoy being scared (the fun way)?
Not really. I get pissed about it, but then eventually laugh.
Have you gone through those haunted houses, haunted hayrides, Halloween Horror Nights, or something similar? How’d that go?
Oh yeah. Used to all the time.
Its fun. Especially 1/2 hammered.

Do you prefer to be the one who scares others? Why?
Yes. Because I am diabolical.


Do you hide on your family and friends and jump out at them? Or do they do it to you?
Not anymore.
Couple bad experiences. 😆😆

They do try to scare me sometimes.

What movie scared you the most?
1st Halloween movie.
I was too young.
Scared the shit out of me.

What scary movie do you enjoy?
Hereditary was pretty good.
And messed up.

If your friend or loved one told you their house was haunted, and they really believed it, then they asked you to spend the night with them in the house, would you?
Oh definitely.
Sign me up.


You’re at a party, everyone is drunk, the Ouija board comes out, do you jump out of the window after dousing yourself in holy water, play along, or sit back and wonder who will be the first to be infected with a demon?
Sit back in silent judgement and watch.
Not participating, but it's worth a wait and see.

Does the thrill of being scared make you horny, or at least want to snuggle with a sexy friend?
Nahh.
Horny? No.
Fun to snuggle and watch though...if it's actually scary.
 
It's crazy what some face paint and an 8 ft snake can give you permission to do.
Come on, it was only 7 1/2 feet, we all know how this works. 😜
Puppetmaster 4 - It's B movie schlock but the pictures from it give me the heebie-jeebies to this day.
I haven’t seen these, but I have seen pics of the puppets. I totally get how they scared you.
Scream was funny.
What?! You saw all the brutal murder parts, right? 🤣
Halloween is for kids here.
I mean, here too, it’s just that, well, can I count as a big kid? 🥹
What the hell is the fun way??
The way that you knew it was coming, but went in anyway. It gave you that pit of your stomach feel, and nervous laughter, then a jolt of adrenaline and real relief when it was over.

Like sex, but with a different type of screaming. 😁
I've seen Candyman 3 times.
Isn’t this how you conjure the Candyman? 🤔
If they were with me, the whole time, yes, I think. But I might not sleep at all.
What if they were with you the whole time and then your phone rang and it was them saying they’re running late, you get that whoosh feeling through your whole body as the lights kick off and now you realize you were with the ghost the whole time! 😳
Have done that.
We may need more details here.
No ouiji boards for me :)
Smart move. Captain Howdy hides in the planchette.
1st Halloween movie.
The correct answer. 👍
 
I'm too scared to watch movies with even a hint of scariness in on my own.
I had to turn The Mummy over, cos it made me too scared.

But, I think scary stuff is like porn. I don't want to watch alone. I want to watch WITH someone. So that there can be touching and looking after and slight distractions and reassuringness (it's a word. Shush *stares*)

So. That's what any future Wand3r partner will have to step up for.
 
I'm too scared to watch movies with even a hint of scariness in on my own.
I had to turn The Mummy over, cos it made me too scared.

But, I think scary stuff is like porn. I don't want to watch alone. I want to watch WITH someone. So that there can be touching and looking after and slight distractions and reassuringness (it's a word. Shush *stares*)

So. That's what any future Wand3r partner will have to step up for.
Scary stuff is like porn. There is definitely a correlation between being scare and horny. I haven’t entirely figured it out yet, but it’s there.

And if it leads to holding each other, hearts racing, instincts up (as well as other things), then I’m all for being scared. 😎
 
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