Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

How much cock could a talking cock talk if a talking cock could talk cock? On Tick Tock?

Either way, it’s a mouthful.

 

[TomTeacher19]

We may need more details here

I went to college basically on the other side of the city from where I went to high school so I still connected with many HS friends. One such friend got signed up by her mom to house sit for a long weekend for some people her mom knew. She got there and swore the house was haunted. She called me and said she heard footsteps and voices and doors opening and closing on other floors. I said I would come over but I had studying to do (she was not in school at the time). So basically I got there and studied and she watched movies while I did. I spent the night and the next night there so she wouldn't have to be alone. She felt better by the end and actually did the third night alone there when I went back to campus.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I went to college basically on the other side of the city from where I went to high school so I still connected with many HS friends. One such friend got signed up by her mom to house sit for a long weekend for some people her mom knew. She got there and swore the house was haunted. She called me and said she heard footsteps and voices and doors opening and closing on other floors. I said I would come over but I had studying to do (she was not in school at the time). So basically I got there and studied and she watched movies while I did. I spent the night and the next night there so she wouldn't have to be alone. She felt better by the end and actually did the third night alone there when I went back to campus.

And did she jump into your arms out of fright at all? Did you hear voices or people walking or doors closing? Or was it all a ploy by her to get you to stay over and maybe make a move?

 

[TomTeacher19]

And did she jump into your arms out of fright at all? Did you hear voices or people walking or doors closing? Or was it all a ploy by her to get you to stay over and maybe make a move?

Nope. It's actually a very boring story. We barely even talked because I was just there studying and not seeing anything that was haunted like, despite her claims.

 

[hotwords229_A]

And did she jump into your arms out of fright at all? Did you hear voices or people walking or doors closing? Or was it all a ploy by her to get you to stay over and maybe make a move?

This is what I was thinking too.
For the record, any woman who calls me over because she’s scared her house is haunted is basically asking if I want to have sex with her, whether she realizes it or not.

 

[deft]

But, I think scary stuff is like porn. I don't want to watch alone. I want to watch WITH someone. So that there can be touching and looking after and slight distractions and reassuringness (it's a word. Shush *stares*)

We need to talk

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is what I was thinking too.
For the record, any woman who calls me over because she’s scared her house is haunted is basically asking if I want to have sex with her, whether she realizes it or not.

See also: watching porn.

 

[hotwords229_A]

See also: watching porn.

Yes. I suppose there’s a possibility of my misinterpreting an invite to deal with a ghost as a booty call, but inviting me over to watch porn . . . ?

Has anyone been invited over to watch porn at a friend’s house and was horrified to find out that they really wanted to discuss the mise-en-scène, cinematography and film theory of ButtPokers 17: Cheek Blasters?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes. I suppose there’s a possibility of my misinterpreting an invite to deal with a ghost as a booty call, but inviting me over to watch porn . . . ?

Has anyone been invited over to watch porn at a friend’s house and was horrified to find out that they really wanted to discuss the mise-en-scène, cinematography and film theory of ButtPokers 17: Cheek Blasters?

Well of course not.

ButtPokers 18: Cheek to cheek... now that's much more likely.

 

[Apisto42]

Come on, it was only 7 1/2 feet, we all know how this works.

Truth.

What?! You saw all the brutal murder parts, right?

Well yeah, but the rest of the movie was pretty funny.

 

[Apisto42]

Yes. I suppose there’s a possibility of my misinterpreting an invite to deal with a ghost as a booty call, but inviting me over to watch porn . . . ?

Has anyone been invited over to watch porn at a friend’s house and was horrified to find out that they really wanted to discuss the mise-en-scène, cinematography and film theory of ButtPokers 17: Cheek Blasters?

Back in college, at the frat house, this dude when he was a freshman started having Tuesday Afternoon Porn in his room. So like there would be 10-15 guys watching the dumbest porn you could imagine. The only two I saw parts of were “The Beaverly Hillbillies” and “Edward Penis Hands”.

So bad. So terribly terribly bad. Put me off porn forever pretty much.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Was that really a thing? Guys all sitting round watching porn together?

Guy wanking is way more a communal sport than girls, huh?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Status Quo used to masturbate together.

Google it.

 

[EvaLane]

So like there would be 10-15 guys watching the dumbest porn you could imagine. The only two I saw parts of were “The Beaverly Hillbillies” and “Edward Penis Hands”.

 

[TomTeacher19]

This is what I was thinking too.
For the record, any woman who calls me over because she’s scared her house is haunted is basically asking if I want to have sex with her, whether she realizes it or not.

I've come to accept that I positively ooze "safe platonic make friend zone forever"

 

[Apisto42]

Was that really a thing? Guys all sitting round watching porn together?

Guy wanking is way more a communal sport than girls, huh?

Just to be clear, no one was wanking. It was more like MST3K and we were all making fun of the “movies”.

They were really bad.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just to be clear, no one was wanking. It was more like MST3K and we were all making fun of the “movies”.

They were really bad.

*nods*

Uh huh.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Was that really a thing? Guys all sitting round watching porn together?

Guy wanking is way more a communal sport than girls, huh?

I have been in groups of guys looking at porn. I can’t say we were watching as much as looking.
But all penises remained in pants.
Actually, I remember we got to a point where it was like “Okay, that’s enough. I need to leave right now on completely unrelated business”.

Status Quo used to masturbate together.

Google it.

So did The Beatles, apparently.

Just to be clear, no one was wanking. It was more like MST3K and we were all making fun of the “movies”.

They were really bad.

Oh come on, let them have their fantasy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Okay, maybe I’m overthinking this, but what does Shakespeare have to do with this?
Is it a reference that I don’t understand?
I’m confused!

 

[EvaLane]

Okay, maybe I’m overthinking this, but what does Shakespeare have to do with this?
Is it a reference that I don’t understand?
I’m confused!

lol it was a dumb way of saying I found the phrasing to be worthy of say, Shakespeare blowing them

 

[hotwords229_A]

lol it was a dumb was of saying I found the phrasing to be worthy of say, Shakespeare blowing them

Okay, good. I thought this went over my head and it was bothering me.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Okay, good. I thought this went over my head and it was bothering me.

I didn't really get it either but it made me like Shakespeare more than I remembered liking Shakespeare before for some reason

 

[hotwords229_A]

I didn't really get it either but it made me like Shakespeare more than I remembered liking Shakespeare before for some reason

From forth the fatal loins of these two bros
A pair of star sucked balls spew their life. ​

 

[hotwords229_A]

One Sexy We-atch!

According to the internet, witches are depicted as riding brooms because, well, they basically masturbated with them by putting hallucinogenic ointments on the end and inserting them in the vagina or rectum.

I don’t know if this is true, but it seems to account for the Witch’s Brews, Broomsticks, and “flying” (hallucinations), mythologies.

This is also a time before fine grit sandpaper, so I’m a little concerned about this. Although I haven’t consulted WedMD, I assume they would be against this as a form of masturbation.

Have you inserted something “interesting” in your vagina or butthole? How’d that go?

Does the idea of a woman greasing the knob of a broom and riding it turn you on?

Does the thought of sticking a dick in a pumpkin excite you? Have you done it, or seen it done?

What’s the strangest thing you ever stuck in your butt? If nothing, are you willing to try? What would you suggest someone put in their butt as a first time adventure?

Have you had sex on hallucinogenics? Good? Bad?

Have you ever roleplayed as a empowered witch who has power over her partner (or been that partner)? If not, why not and shouldn’t you?

If you had Witch power over someone, let’s say Hotwords, what would you do to him?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Have you inserted something “interesting” in your vagina or butthole? How’d that go?

I have not.

Does the idea of a woman greasing the knob of a broom and riding it turn you on?

I mean, kind of. I’m concerned about the broom handles of the 15th and 16th century, though. They weren’t machine turned like they are today.

Does the thought of sticking a dick in a pumpkin excite you? Have you done it, or seen it done?

The thought doesn’t excite me, but the thought of someone else thinking about me doing it does a little.
Remember @EvaLane ’s link to that guy in the shower? That generated some excitement!

What’s the strangest thing you ever stuck in your butt? If nothing, are you willing to try? What would you suggest someone put in their butt as a first time adventure?

Just a finger. Pretty boring. I don’t have any suggestions, but I’m open to hearing yours.

Have you had sex on hallucinogenics? Good? Bad?

Nope.

Have you ever roleplayed as a empowered witch who has power over her partner (or been that partner)? If not, why not and shouldn’t you?

I haven’t. I never thought of it until asking the question. I should. Could be fun.

If you had Witch power over someone, let’s say Hotwords, what would you do to him?

I realize this question raises consent issues (which is why I used me as the example), but those aside . . .