Cock Talk

[LadyLascivious1]

I got 2 wrong on each, but I’m not sure I believe that study they cited where more 16 year old women have lost their virginity than men.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I need a tutor.



Oh I did better on this one

 

[Apisto42]

I like quizzes. But like most free things online, they're going to be general and a little unsatisfying.

Ouch. That stings a little.

 

[Apisto42]

I need a tutor.

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Oh I did better on this one

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I believe in you.

 

[CuriousRick]

I need a tutor.

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Oh I did better on this one

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Is there a sign up sheet? Lol

 

[Apisto42]

I got 2 wrong on each, but I’m not sure I believe that study they cited where more 16 year old women have lost their virginity than men.

Um, I don’t find that shocking at all.

Now if the studies had asked if they lost their virginity consensually I might not believe it.

(Apologies for being a Debby downer)

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you take sex quizzes online?
I used to, back in my first few years on Lit. Particularly the ones of BDSM nature.

Have you ever learned anything about yourself you didn’t already know, or did it help you think differently about a sex topic?
Hmm. They certainly categorized some things for me.

What is the best sex quiz online? Link?
Uhhhhhhh.

Do you cheat, do you answer in a way that will probably give you the results you want, or are you brutally honest?
Brutally honest.

Do you enjoy sharing the results of these tests even if they aren’t necessarily to image you’d like to project? Why not?
If I take them, I share.

If it didn’t cost anything, would you like to be studied by a team of scientists to find out what really makes you tick sexually, or are you happier not knowing?
Nope. I've come to the conclusion I'm better off no knowing.

Do you have a question you would ask a potential sex partner, other than do you have any yuck on your hey-hey, and what would you hope to learn from their answer?
Are they into power exchange. If not, it's simply not going to work out.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The balls on that guy had me distracted for a few minutes...

The balls are why I chose that pic over the others.

The best sex quiz doesn't exist.

13/20. I don’t blame me for the 7 wrong ones. Has anyone actually looked at the Kama Sutra?

will there be orgasms, and where do I sign?

Of course, they call them pop quizzes and they are plentiful.

How come the lube is so handy?...

I’m usually asked why my hands are so lubey.

Are they into power exchange. If not, it's simply not going to work out.

What if he works for the power company? Is there room for compromise?

 

[Apisto42]

Sex Quiz, I hope you studied.

@Love_Is_Blonde recently posted a sex quiz in her thread.

I can’t say I’m pleased with my results, but it did get me thinking (shocking, right?) . . .

Do you take sex quizzes online?

Sure

Have you ever learned anything about yourself you didn’t already know, or did it help you think differently about a sex topic?

Random science facts are fun to learn.

What is the best sex quiz online? Link?

No clue.

Do you cheat, do you answer in a way that will probably give you the results you want, or are you brutally honest?

Honest. There’s no point otherwise.

Do you enjoy sharing the results of these tests even if they aren’t necessarily to image you’d like to project? Why not?

Yeah. It’s too difficult to keep up a fake facade.

If it didn’t cost anything, would you like to be studied by a team of scientists to find out what really makes you tick sexually, or are you happier not knowing?

Sure. I like learning about what makes people tick and I’m a people so that fits.

What do you hope to learn from a sex quiz?

How fucking awesome I am or at least awesome at fucking.

Do you have a question you would ask a potential sex partner, other than do you have any yuck on your hey-hey, and what would you hope to learn from their answer?

Are you open to telling me what you want?

 

[Jonnymc]

https://ibb.co/3yWFCPRm

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sex Quiz, I hope you studied.

@Love_Is_Blonde recently posted a sex quiz in her thread.

I can’t say I’m pleased with my results, but it did get me thinking (shocking, right?) . . .

Do you take sex quizzes online?

Not regularly, but they can be fun. I enjoy trying to figure out how my answers will affect my results.
So I suppose I’m not putting much faith in the test, but in the manipulation of the test, does that make sense?

Have you ever learned anything about yourself you didn’t already know, or did it help you think differently about a sex topic?

I’m going to go with no.

What is the best sex quiz online? Link?

Usually, the more outrageous the better.

Do you cheat, do you answer in a way that will probably give you the results you want, or are you brutally honest?

I manipulate my answers as I feel the questions are manipulative. It’s all about trying to outsmart the test.

Do you enjoy sharing the results of these tests even if they aren’t necessarily to image you’d like to project? Why not?

Absolutely. I enjoy the humor of it all, especially if my results aren’t correct.

If it didn’t cost anything, would you like to be studied by a team of scientists to find out what really makes you tick sexually, or are you happier not knowing?

Yes. I would like to be hooked up to a machine (penis and balls too) and shown pics, asked questions, etc. and see what a perv I really am.

What do you hope to learn from a sex quiz?

How others react to my results.

Do you have a question you would ask a potential sex partner, other than do you have any yuck on your hey-hey, and what would you hope to learn from their answer?

What fantasies do you have that make you a little uncomfortable.

 

[Endless_Night]

What fantasies do you have that make you a little uncomfortable.

All of them?

 

[hotwords229_A]

All of them?

Yep.

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Swordfighting / frotting is a real thing. trust me

 

[Series 6]

Swordfighting / frotting is a real thing. trust me

En Garde!

 

[Apisto42]

Not regularly, but they can be fun. I enjoy trying to figure out how my answers will affect my results.
So I suppose I’m not putting much faith in the test, but in the manipulation of the test, does that make sense?

I’m going to go with no.

Usually, the more outrageous the better.

I manipulate my answers as I feel the questions are manipulative. It’s all about trying to outsmart the test.

So I need to design a test that is about sex, but hide it to look like something else so we can find out what you really are?

Absolutely. I enjoy the humor of it all, especially if my results aren’t correct.

What if your results would be correct if you didn’t manipulate the answers to get what you thought they should be?

Yes. I would like to be hooked up to a machine (penis and balls too) and shown pics, asked questions, etc. and see what a perv I really am.

You just want to be hooked up to a machine and shown pics. We all know what a pervert you are already.

How others react to my results.

What fantasies do you have that make you a little uncomfortable.

You with your cock and balls hooked up to a machine looking at porn…

 

[hotwords229_A]

What if your results would be correct if you didn’t manipulate the answers to get what you thought they should be?

But how can I answer honestly if there are too many possible answers?
“can you imagine being in a sexual relationship with . . .” Of course! I can imagine all kinds of things. How do I answer this properly?

You just want to be hooked up to a machine and shown pics.

True.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why not?

I don’t do well with ‘this or that’ style questions. I have too many questions about the questions.
But I do like being asked the questions and I’m fascinated by how they lead to the results.
Especially when the results are out of whack with my perception.

 

[Apisto42]

I don’t do well with ‘this or that’ style questions. I have too many questions about the questions.
But I do like being asked the questions and I’m fascinated by how they lead to the results.
Especially when the results are out of whack with my perception.

I think most answers are more in a grey scale instead of yes/no. And some are situational. Most quizzes can’t handle that level of detail.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think most answers are more in a grey scale instead of yes/no. And some are situational. Most quizzes can’t handle that level of detail.

And then there’s also the issue of strongly agree, slightly agree, kind of agree, neutral, etc.
that’s way too nuanced!

How will I ever know if I’m the Sexual Dynamo I believe myself to be with such vague quizzes?

 

[Wand3rlust]

And then there’s also the issue of strongly agree, slightly agree, kind of agree, neutral, etc.
that’s way too nuanced!

How will I ever know if I’m the Sexual Dynamo I believe myself to be with such vague quizzes?

And also

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dick ‘r Teet

Congratulations! You are invited to the Literotica Adult Halloween Party and you’ve also been elected to be on the Party Planning Committee. There will be games like Bobbing for Nipples and Pin Her Tail Like a Donkey. Your perverted expertise will be integral to the sexiness of our party.

Would you attend this Adult Themed Halloween Party, or have you attended a similar one in the past?
Should we have a system where your sexy costume is chosen for you by the other attendees, or would you feel more comfortable if Hotwords chose your costume?
What sexy costumes would you like to see on other partygoers (links appreciated)?
What sexy games would you suggest be played?
Are you more interested in being a wallflower or participant in the sexy games?
What do you think would be the reality of a Lit Halloween Party compared to my idea of the perfect Lit Halloween Party? (And I’m sure you know what I’m thinking )
Should it take place in the outdoors, a spooky barn, a nice hotel conference room, where?
Who do you think would be the life of the party?

 

[Endless_Night]

Would you attend this Adult Themed Halloween Party, or have you attended a similar one in the past?
I need more information. What do you mean by adult theme? No kids? Orgy? What?

Should we have a system where your sexy costume is chosen for you by the other attendees, or would you feel more comfortable if Hotwords chose your costume?


What sexy costumes would you like to see on other partygoers (links appreciated)?
I think a monster themed party could be fun. I have a fancy for This Little Number.

What sexy games would you suggest be played?
The ones where I'm relegated to the sidelines.

#notanexhibitionist

Are you more interested in being a wallflower or participant in the sexy games?
Wallflower. All the way.

What do you think would be the reality of a Lit Halloween Party compared to my idea of the perfect Lit Halloween Party? (And I’m sure you know what I’m thinking )
Hmm. I suspect people would be far more reticent about pursuing the things in person they so easily talk about on Lit. Masks might help.

Should it take place in the outdoors, a spooky barn, a nice hotel conference room, where?
Spooky barn!!!

Who do you think would be the life of the party?
@aussiegeekygal, for sure, based on her recent sexploration.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I need more information. What do you mean by adult theme? No kids? Orgy? What?

Yes.

I think a monster themed party could be fun. I have a fancy for This Little Number.

The Bride of Crank-en-mine!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dick ‘r Teet

Congratulations! You are invited to the Literotica Adult Halloween Party and you’ve also been elected to be on the Party Planning Committee. There will be games like Bobbing for Nipples and Pin Her Tail Like a Donkey. Your perverted expertise will be integral to the sexiness of our party.

I like the bobbing for nipples idea...

Would you attend this Adult Themed Halloween Party, or have you attended a similar one in the past?

yes and no

Should we have a system where your sexy costume is chosen for you by the other attendees, or would you feel more comfortable if Hotwords chose your costume?

I'd actually be intrigued to see what was picked out for me...comparable to what I'd choose for myself...

What sexy costumes would you like to see on other partygoers (links appreciated)?

I'll come back to this.

What sexy games would you suggest be played?

Murder in the dark....

Are you more interested in being a wallflower or participant in the sexy games?

can we change wallflower to watcher? If so, then both...

What do you think would be the reality of a Lit Halloween Party compared to my idea of the perfect Lit Halloween Party? (And I’m sure you know what I’m thinking )

I think it depends who is going... and where it is...

Should it take place in the outdoors, a spooky barn, a nice hotel conference room, where?

Oh, a holiday park... with cabins and lodges and woods and a lake...

Who do you think would be the life of the party?

... or the death?...

Mua ha ha ha ha..