Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

You're thinking of everyone you know with boobs mud wrestling now, aren't you?

Most of the time, actually. But now especially.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Looks like you brought a jackknife to a broadsword fight.

Have you or anyone you love ever taken part in a sword fight?
Is this something that existed for real, or was it a joke that the internet brought to life?
What would be the purpose of sword fighting?
Is there a Referee?
Are there timed rounds?
How do you . . . “stab” your opponent (Assuming you aren’t Jedi and doing all kinds of flips and jumps)?
Is it the same rules as fencing?
Do you need eye protection?
Would you watch if Men’s Sword Fighting became a televised event?
Wouldn’t it be more effective to put your cocks together and jerk them off in unison?
Let’s say you HAD to engage in a sword fight with another guy for a receptive audience (invent whatever scenario you need to), would you remain “up for the challenge” or would it quickly turn to you slapping rope against another guy’s rebar?

It looks like we won’t be getting any real answers here.
I’m going to add sword fights (cock fights) to the same list as circle jerks and soggy biscuit, under “Things That Probably Didn’t Happen Until The Internet Made Them Real”.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Porn Fantasy

Porn has really set our expectations too high. Or, our expectations were too high which lead to porn.

Either way, most of us will never live the fantasy of topless pillow fights, nude pizza deliveries, nymphomaniac nurses, nude coed slow motion volleyball games, strip poker, group skinny dips, naked mud wrestling, adult truth or dare, etc.

However, some of you Sexual Dynamos have lived the dream that lead to the cream.

Tell us about a time you did something sexual that was a page ripped out of a porn fantasy.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Porn Fantasy

Tell us about a time you did something sexual that was a page ripped out of a porn fantasy.

Back around I started on Lit, my wife was having an online affair.
One of the "presents" she gave me that year for my birthday was dressing in some super sexy lingerie with thigh high boots and allowed me to take her anal virginity on cam for her online lover and his wife.

Not gonna lie, it was hot.....and we only did anal one more time since.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Porn Fantasy

Porn has really set our expectations too high. Or, our expectations were too high which lead to porn.

Either way, most of us will never live the fantasy of topless pillow fights, nude pizza deliveries, nymphomaniac nurses, nude coed slow motion volleyball games, strip poker, group skinny dips, naked mud wrestling, adult truth or dare, etc.

However, some of you Sexual Dynamos have lived the dream that lead to the cream.

Tell us about a time you did something sexual that was a page ripped out of a porn fantasy.

So. There is a story that I particularly liked.. involving a nurse giving a guy a check up. She had quite big boobs..

So.. a time when a guy I was seeing came to London.. I got myself a sexy nurse outfit (still have)... and basically reenacted the story. Except he didn't overly know what was going to happen.

So. Yeah. 11/10. Would do again. But not with that guy

 

[lavendersilk]

Random thought but kind fits here... You know Janine in the nurse outfit on the cover of blink-182's album, Enema of the State? Everytime I put on rubber gloves, I feel like I'm her.

 

[deft]

So. Yeah. 11/10. Would do again. But not with that guy

Did you have another guy in mind?

 

[Cogan]

Porn Fantasy

Porn has really set our expectations too high. Or, our expectations were too high which lead to porn.

Either way, most of us will never live the fantasy of topless pillow fights, nude pizza deliveries, nymphomaniac nurses, nude coed slow motion volleyball games, strip poker, group skinny dips, naked mud wrestling, adult truth or dare, etc.

However, some of you Sexual Dynamos have lived the dream that lead to the cream.

Tell us about a time you did something sexual that was a page ripped out of a porn fantasy.

I'd say my hole sex life until I was about 25. I grew up with sneaking porn magazines into my teen years room and got my fantasies from them. So my early sex experience was a mix from sex education, my first girlfriend and porn magazines.
I'd then met my wife and she widen my view on what sex could be. And that was a lot more fun!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sex Quiz, I hope you studied.

@Love_Is_Blonde recently posted a sex quiz in her thread.

I can’t say I’m pleased with my results, but it did get me thinking (shocking, right?) . . .

Do you take sex quizzes online?
Have you ever learned anything about yourself you didn’t already know, or did it help you think differently about a sex topic?
What is the best sex quiz online? Link?
Do you cheat, do you answer in a way that will probably give you the results you want, or are you brutally honest?
Do you enjoy sharing the results of these tests even if they aren’t necessarily to image you’d like to project? Why not?
If it didn’t cost anything, would you like to be studied by a team of scientists to find out what really makes you tick sexually, or are you happier not knowing?
What do you hope to learn from a sex quiz?
Do you have a question you would ask a potential sex partner, other than do you have any yuck on your hey-hey, and what would you hope to learn from their answer?

 

[lavendersilk]

Sex Quiz, I hope you studied.

The balls on that guy had me distracted for a few minutes...

Do you take sex quizzes online?

Yes.

Have you ever learned anything about yourself you didn’t already know, or did it help you think differently about a sex topic?

Early on, yes.

What is the best sex quiz online? Link?

The best sex quiz doesn't exist.

Do you cheat, do you answer in a way that will probably give you the results you want, or are you brutally honest?

I try to be honest in the moment.

Do you enjoy sharing the results of these tests even if they aren’t necessarily to image you’d like to project? Why not?

I do! I like learning about other people and want them to know more about me.

If it didn’t cost anything, would you like to be studied by a team of scientists to find out what really makes you tick sexually, or are you happier not knowing?

As long as I'm being examined by Lizzy Caplan and Michael Sheen... not Virginia Johnson and William Masters.

What do you hope to learn from a sex quiz?

Nothing in particular. I just do them for fun.

Do you have a question you would ask a potential sex partner, other than do you have any yuck on your hey-hey, and what would you hope to learn from their answer?

How many times a day would you go down on me and what is your sex I.Q.?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sex Quiz, I hope you studied.

Wow

@Love_Is_Blonde recently posted a sex quiz in her thread.

I can’t say I’m pleased with my results, but it did get me thinking (shocking, right?) . . .

Do you take sex quizzes online?

I like quizzes. But like most free things online, they're going to be general and a little unsatisfying.

Have you ever learned anything about yourself you didn’t already know, or did it help you think differently about a sex topic?

I remember taking the BDSM test and thinking that opened my eyes a little. Or a lot.

What is the best sex quiz online? Link?

I dunno. I'll take them all!

Do you cheat, do you answer in a way that will probably give you the results you want, or are you brutally honest?

I'm honest.

Do you enjoy sharing the results of these tests even if they aren’t necessarily to image you’d like to project? Why not?

I'll share the results... it's fun.

If it didn’t cost anything, would you like to be studied by a team of scientists to find out what really makes you tick sexually, or are you happier not knowing?

will there be orgasms, and where do I sign?

What do you hope to learn from a sex quiz?

A bit of fun.

Do you have a question you would ask a potential sex partner, other than do you have any yuck on your hey-hey, and what would you hope to learn from their answer?

Not really.
How come the lube is so handy?...

 

[Wand3rlust]

The best sex quiz doesn't exist.

10/20

what is your sex I.Q.?

7/15

I think I need to go back to sex school...

 

[lavendersilk]

10/20

12/20

7/15

I think I need to go back to sex school...

I can help you.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I got 2 wrong on each, but I’m not sure I believe that study they cited where more 16 year old women have lost their virginity than men.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I need a tutor.



Oh I did better on this one

 

[Apisto42]

I like quizzes. But like most free things online, they're going to be general and a little unsatisfying.

Ouch. That stings a little.

 

[Apisto42]

I need a tutor.

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Oh I did better on this one

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I believe in you.

 

[CuriousRick]

I need a tutor.

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Oh I did better on this one

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Is there a sign up sheet? Lol

 

[Apisto42]

I got 2 wrong on each, but I’m not sure I believe that study they cited where more 16 year old women have lost their virginity than men.

Um, I don’t find that shocking at all.

Now if the studies had asked if they lost their virginity consensually I might not believe it.

(Apologies for being a Debby downer)

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you take sex quizzes online?
I used to, back in my first few years on Lit. Particularly the ones of BDSM nature.

Have you ever learned anything about yourself you didn’t already know, or did it help you think differently about a sex topic?
Hmm. They certainly categorized some things for me.

What is the best sex quiz online? Link?
Uhhhhhhh.

Do you cheat, do you answer in a way that will probably give you the results you want, or are you brutally honest?
Brutally honest.

Do you enjoy sharing the results of these tests even if they aren’t necessarily to image you’d like to project? Why not?
If I take them, I share.

If it didn’t cost anything, would you like to be studied by a team of scientists to find out what really makes you tick sexually, or are you happier not knowing?
Nope. I've come to the conclusion I'm better off no knowing.

Do you have a question you would ask a potential sex partner, other than do you have any yuck on your hey-hey, and what would you hope to learn from their answer?
Are they into power exchange. If not, it's simply not going to work out.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The balls on that guy had me distracted for a few minutes...

The balls are why I chose that pic over the others.

The best sex quiz doesn't exist.

13/20. I don’t blame me for the 7 wrong ones. Has anyone actually looked at the Kama Sutra?

will there be orgasms, and where do I sign?

Of course, they call them pop quizzes and they are plentiful.

How come the lube is so handy?...

I’m usually asked why my hands are so lubey.

Are they into power exchange. If not, it's simply not going to work out.

What if he works for the power company? Is there room for compromise?

 

[Jonnymc]

https://www.***********/scl/fi/3ra5...ey=t8kjbeasinca250uv9uhbgbcg&st=wnu0knki&dl=0

 

[Apisto42]

Sex Quiz, I hope you studied.

@Love_Is_Blonde recently posted a sex quiz in her thread.

I can’t say I’m pleased with my results, but it did get me thinking (shocking, right?) . . .

Do you take sex quizzes online?

Sure

Have you ever learned anything about yourself you didn’t already know, or did it help you think differently about a sex topic?

Random science facts are fun to learn.

What is the best sex quiz online? Link?

No clue.

Do you cheat, do you answer in a way that will probably give you the results you want, or are you brutally honest?

Honest. There’s no point otherwise.

Do you enjoy sharing the results of these tests even if they aren’t necessarily to image you’d like to project? Why not?

Yeah. It’s too difficult to keep up a fake facade.

If it didn’t cost anything, would you like to be studied by a team of scientists to find out what really makes you tick sexually, or are you happier not knowing?

Sure. I like learning about what makes people tick and I’m a people so that fits.

What do you hope to learn from a sex quiz?

How fucking awesome I am or at least awesome at fucking.

Do you have a question you would ask a potential sex partner, other than do you have any yuck on your hey-hey, and what would you hope to learn from their answer?

Are you open to telling me what you want?