Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Spurtulator]

I always learn my lesson

I hate looking at SimplyMsT’s avatatar picture. That revealing cleavage is offensive to me

 

[MissSNG]

I have an unlimited well of patience and never ever get sassy

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I never even heard of Star Wars

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I can't read, I just come to lit for the audios.

 

[Jodaily]

I have never jerked off thinking about and chatting with my fellow Litsters.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m the phantom you can’t just banish…

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

My cock has its own theme music....sometimes with a fog machine

 

[Ratchetman1982]

My video game skills are listed in the Kama Sutra as the most effective form of foreplay

 

[SimonSex]

I have a prehensile cock.

 

[Jodaily]

My cock has its own theme music....sometimes with a fog machine

I’m sorry, what was that? Frog Machine?

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m not a real woman, I’m actually Disco Barbie

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I dislike giving oral to women because my tongue always tires out so easily...

 

[Jodaily]

I was voted as most likely to become a porn star in school

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I cannot quote Marvel movies in my sleep

 

[Statius]

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job

This

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I cannot quote Marvel movies in my sleep

Nah me either.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I sleep with one eye open and finger guns cocked and ready

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I do not own an inflatable T-Rex costume

 

[EctoJohn]

I will be appearing in a cameo in Avengers: Doomsday.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I am directing Avengers: Doomsday and have written EctoJohn out of it.

 

[Sexydrana]

I put a spell on all of you that when you look at my pics you can’t help but want to touch yourself. Sorry, I didn’t think that particular candle spell would work as well as it did.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I put a spell on all of you that when you look at my pics you can’t help but want to touch yourself. Sorry, I didn’t think that particular candle spell would work as well as it did.

You are supposed to post lies.


I can speak Braille

 

[Abeona1]

I was a page 3 model

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I am directing Avengers: Doomsday and have written EctoJohn out of it.

Can you put in a cameo for Emil Blonsky/Abomination? Asking for a friend?