Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[kathyisgr65]

Lube is for pussies.. wait..sissy..nm I'm done

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I never smoke weed. In fact I would never even think of doing so.

 

[Sexydrana]

I never smoke weed. In fact I would never even think of doing so.

Oh me too, I think weed is boring

 

[EctoJohn]

I am addicted to sniffing scented markers.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I'm as good as I once was

 

[EctoJohn]

Unfortunately, my recent trip to the last Olympic Games only resulted in a bronze medal.

 

[SusanHoward]

I always keep my bikini on in hot tubs.

 

[fullservice65]

After swimming across the English Channel ...

 

[Footman69]

A woman’s foot disgust me

 

[Sunlover102]

I always lift the toilet seat when I take a leak.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm so rich that when I check my bank balance, it just says "Yes."

 

[Taegul]

I am actually the 4th generation clone of Taegul. The original Taegul fell overboard during a Carnival Cruise years ago and was never heard from again.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a writing credit on Godzilla (1998).

 

[kathyisgr65]

I invented the first strap on..yw

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My every step rocks the world entire. I really shoulda stopped drinking after that 2nd bottle...

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm a sex goddess ...

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

I’m heading out now to fuck my neighbour

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm complete health nut..haha nut... my body is a temple

 

[UKF34M40]

i get so many pm,s from sexy women teasing and making demand's of me...(jill)

 

[Sexydrana]

I wear a chastity belt, I’m saving my first time for marriage. ️

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

I can sext in Morse code

 

[kathyisgr65]

I can sext in Morse code8í

He's making me learn Morse code

 

[Sexydrana]

I can’t sext so my deepest apologies to all former lovers who were cursed in having to sext with me before.

 

[EctoJohn]

I never learned to tie my shoes.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

The G spot is named after me, because I'm such a G