What is your riskiest blowjob, given or received?

[bobb_sledd]

I was really hoping something would happen with an upside down pineappler on our cruise but it was not to be

We're cruising next week. I'll keep an eye out for upside-down pineapples.
I don't remember which, but one of the cruise lines recently banned upside-down pineapples from door decorations, shirts, and pins.

 

[DiscoJedi]

That was carnival that banned it. Pink flamingoes too I think.

 

[wifes_fag]

I sucked a guy off in the middle of the bathroom at the dam. I was wearing short cutoffs with silky smooth legs and some womens sandals. I was looking at the ads on the wall and heard him come in. I made a comment about you could find about anything on that wall. I turned around and he was stroking a nice cock, looking straight at me. I went over, undone and dropped my shorts so he could see I was wearing panties, dropped down and sucked him off. He cum like a fire hose in my mouth. I swallowed it down and gave him a cleanup suck or two. He said You have done that before. That was great. Buckled up and left. I went out and got in my car and beat my clitty off. It dawned on me anyone could have walked in on us. Best blow job I ever gave.

 

[wifes_fag]

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[wifes_fag]

We never done craigslist since we are from a small town and everything seemed to be at the larger towns 40 or 50 miles away. But I did find a few guys on yahoo messenger. It was to be a threesome and they was mainly going to fuck my wife but I always told them I was bi so if they wanted anything else. They would usually get a motel room but a couple of them had their own place. That was important later on when I became a cuckold. She fucked this one guy pretty regularly for two or three years. But the important thing about meeting someone off yahoo messenger we never knew who they was so we would meet at this little bar or a cafe. Three times it was someone we knew. And knew pretty well. That added a whole lot of kink to it. Now they knew what we were into and they also knew I was a cock sucker. And we didn't know who they would tell. One just fucked my wife and nothing else but the other two had me sucking their cocks and one fucked me too. I think they went a little farther than they meant to but they enjoyed it too. One of them we seen off and on for several years. It was a pretty kinky arrangement that we all enjoyed.

 

[Swuchrow]

I once gave a guy a blowjob at a guy’s house. It was late at night. He sucked him in his living room as his wife was upstairs in bed. It only took me about 10 minutes to finish him off. Swallowed and headed home.

 

[Illgiveitatry1]

At a an old high school chum's wedding. Mrs gorden and i were dating. The date of one of the bridesmaids was a 6 foot 6 black guy withs a dream body. It was only a week after mrs gorden and i agreed on our rule about her being allowed to fuck any guy who let me suck his dick.
. I was talking to a friend when i noticed the future mrs gorden and the bridesmaid talking at the bar. Mrs gorden made the classic little dick hand gesture and they both giggled. Then the bridesmaid held her hands about a foot apart and i could see by the look on her face that I was getting some bbc.
. I made my way to the bar and mrs gorden instructed me to go the stock room behind the kitchen and suck a bbc because she was hungry for a real man.
I got there and he just chuckled. He pulled it out and said "suck my dick" i dropped to my knees and was sucking bbc within 20 feet of most of the guys i grew up with.
Thinking of that wonderful dick bringing mrs gorden to orgasm over and over was inspiration for me to give one my best blowjobs to date. After he blew a huge load in my mouth, I didn't lose a drop btw. He told me to stay put for at least 10 minutes for appearance and he went back out to.the reception.
By the time I made it back to the reception, mrs gorden was nowhere to be seen. I asked the bridesmaid and she siad "my date is fucking the shit out of yours in your car in the parking lot."
I made a dash for a men's room stall and beat the fuck out of my little dick.

Holy shit that's so hot I love that arrangement I wish I could have that with my woman I love sucking cock and love watching my woman get fucked

 

[wifes_fag]

We never done craigslist since we are from a small town and everything seemed to be at the larger towns 40 or 50 miles away. But I did find a few guys on yahoo messenger. It was to be a threesome and they was mainly going to fuck my wife but I always told them I was bi so if they wanted anything else. They would usually get a motel room but a couple of them had their own place. That was important later on when I became a cuckold. She fucked this one guy pretty regularly for two or three years. But the important thing about meeting someone off yahoo messenger we never knew who they was so we would meet at this little bar or a cafe. Three times it was someone we knew. And knew pretty well. That added a whole lot of kink to it. Now they knew what we were into and they also knew I was a cock sucker. And we didn't know who they would tell. One just fucked my wife and nothing else but the other two had me sucking their cocks and one fucked me too. I think they went a little farther than they meant to but they enjoyed it too. One of them we seen off and on for several years. It was a pretty kinky arrangement that we all enjoyed.

We are from a little rural town of about 250. Everyone knows everyone. We used yahoo messenger too. One guy we went to school with. He said he had always wanted to fuck my wife. One kinky guy lived north of town. He had me suck his cock then fucked me sometimes. He wanted me to dress up as a girl when we came. I liked it and my wife didn't care. She even said I should since I was his pussy too. I knew I was taking a chance going to see him like that but I did really enjoy it. A few others found out about us and we never knew who all knew.

 

[KingDavid234]

Years ago, when I was in high school, I drove with my girlfriend, her mom, and her little sister to a city about 2 hours away. I did the driving and my girlfriend sat next to me. Her mom and sis were in the back seat. At one point, her mom seemed to doze off so Bridget unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock. She gave me a very nice blow job while her mother slept in the back seat! Her little sister was reading a book or something and didn't notice anything.

 

[phil1955]

We are from a little rural town of about 250. Everyone knows everyone. We used yahoo messenger too. One guy we went to school with. He said he had always wanted to fuck my wife. One kinky guy lived north of town. He had me suck his cock then fucked me sometimes. He wanted me to dress up as a girl when we came. I liked it and my wife didn't care. She even said I should since I was his pussy too. I knew I was taking a chance going to see him like that but I did really enjoy it. A few others found out about us and we never knew who all knew.

Having a hot wife is a good way to get some cock to suck or even get sucked. A lot of guys will do just about anything to get some pussy so if the woman says she wants to see me suck him or him suck me, it is probably going to happen if it is not something he had considered before. One of the things I really enjoy is to suck his cock right after he fucks my wife. Love to see that cock come back to life for round two.

 

[Jeph77]

Up on a ladder, half way out of a drop ceiling with the client in the room, down below. I was holding a flashlight while my coworker was working on a stuck valve. It wasn't our first time, so with me in a compromising position, he unzipped. I fished it out and gave it a few puffs, not to completion, but we finished the job later. The valve though, remained stuck.

 

[bimwiguy1963]

I have given a few risky blowjobs, one in a main floor hotel room blind open, lights of but TV on. Another one was a very close family friend and I went to visit his brother. We had been drinking all day, brother went in and we went to a strip club. Got back to his brothers and I ended up blowing in in the porch. If he would have gotten up and turned on the kitchen light he would have seen us on the porch.

 

[zcraft5]

your a great wife and must be good at it

what agree wife how the heck did u pull that off

 

[SissyKenzi]

An hour ago, hidden in the woods at the lake nearby…. I sucked him and three others off before the cops came around.

 

[shewantsmore]

there were several i could think of, once i gave my husband a bj while my inlaws in the next room we were just outside the door i was on my knees, another time i was giving a guy a bj on the coach at the back with people all around

 

[CuriousJInLA]

there were several i could think of, once i gave my husband a bj while my inlaws in the next room we were just outside the door i was on my knees, another time i was giving a guy a bj on the coach at the back with people all around

There’s rarely anything that gets me hotter than watching two people having sex within full view of others around

 

[Bossybats]

Both of us were 18…

So in high school a buddy nagged me till I agreed to Suck him, if course I added he had to suck me. So over that summer we took turns sucking each other, but neither of us finished the other off. Even tried anal, but didn’t know what we were doing and couldn’t relax so it hurt and we didn’t try again.

So come the fall, we are both in the back of my old school family van. It’s a pitch black storming night, rain is pelting the roof of the van. My mom is driving us to his house from somewhere.

He takes my hand and puts it on his lap, I feel his semi hard on thru his pants. I don’t protest or pull away. He then opens his pants and pulls out his cock and puts my hand on it, my fingers wrap around out of habit.

He reached up and put his hand on the back of my head and I let him guide me down to his cock. I held it so the head slipped between my lips. I started to suck and lick, sliding a little more in.

For the first time he kept his hand on my head, and he gently pushed down so I took more to suck. He would push and relax setting up a tempo for my bobbing on his dick, every fourth stroke or so pushing a little harder till he was hitting my throat and I knew I was sucking more then ever before. I gagged a few times as he started thrusting while pushing down.

He put his other hand on my head and held me in place as he started to fuck my mouth, he may have even grunted a few times I don’t remember, I know I gagged several times as both his hands were holding me tight.

All of a sudden there is a hot, salty, slimey fluid shooting into my mouth and throat. I move my tongue to block the rest of the shots.

When he was done he let go of my head and I sat up...

 

[FlirtyWordy]

My 16 y.o. second cousin blew me in the back seat of her dad's duely pickup under a blanket as we drove down from the mountains. Don't worry, I was young, too.

 

[OnaTangent]

Both of us were 18…

So in high school a buddy nagged me till I agreed to Suck him, if course I added he had to suck me. So over that summer we took turns sucking each other, but neither of us finished the other off. Even tried anal, but didn’t know what we were doing and couldn’t relax so it hurt and we didn’t try again.

So come the fall, we are both in the back of my old school family van. It’s a pitch black storming night, rain is pelting the roof of the van. My mom is driving us to his house from somewhere.

He takes my hand and puts it on his lap, I feel his semi hard on thru his pants. I don’t protest or pull away. He then opens his pants and pulls out his cock and puts my hand on it, my fingers wrap around out of habit.

He reached up and put his hand on the back of my head and I let him guide me down to his cock. I held it so the head slipped between my lips. I started to suck and lick, sliding a little more in.

For the first time he kept his hand on my head, and he gently pushed down so I took more to suck. He would push and relax setting up a tempo for my bobbing on his dick, every fourth stroke or so pushing a little harder till he was hitting my throat and I knew I was sucking more then ever before. I gagged a few times as he started thrusting while pushing down.

He put his other hand on my head and held me in place as he started to fuck my mouth, he may have even grunted a few times I don’t remember, I know I gagged several times as both his hands were holding me tight.

All of a sudden there is a hot, salty, slimey fluid shooting into my mouth and throat. I move my tongue to block the rest of the shots.

When he was done he let go of my head and I sat up...

Very sexy!

 

[tristantrotsky]

An hour ago, hidden in the woods at the lake nearby…. I sucked him and three others off before the cops came around.

Did the cops want blowjobs too...?

 

[subdudeme13]

We were in a National Park and she was just going down on me when a mounted ranger came by. All he said was you shouldn't be doing that here. Opps!

 

[subdudeme13]

Does getting one while I was driving on the Atlantic City Expressway count?

 

[TonyF862]

While we waited for my girlfriend to join us in a motel room, I left the door ajar so we could be in bed waiting for her. We got there early and one thing led to another, touching, caressing, stroking and moaning. A cleaning woman walked by and stuck her head in as I was cumming. She gave us a good look then quickly left. It made me cum even more!

“We” waited? Who was the other if not your girlfriend?

 

[TonyF862]

My wife and I were visiting our gay friends in Florida I went upstairs to change shirts and one friend was also up there had his cock out so I sucked him while my wife was downstairs.

Does/did your wife know you like to suck cock?

 

[tristantrotsky]

Both of us were 18…

So in high school a buddy nagged me till I agreed to Suck him, if course I added he had to suck me. So over that summer we took turns sucking each other, but neither of us finished the other off. Even tried anal, but didn’t know what we were doing and couldn’t relax so it hurt and we didn’t try again.

So come the fall, we are both in the back of my old school family van. It’s a pitch black storming night, rain is pelting the roof of the van. My mom is driving us to his house from somewhere.

He takes my hand and puts it on his lap, I feel his semi hard on thru his pants. I don’t protest or pull away. He then opens his pants and pulls out his cock and puts my hand on it, my fingers wrap around out of habit.

He reached up and put his hand on the back of my head and I let him guide me down to his cock. I held it so the head slipped between my lips. I started to suck and lick, sliding a little more in.

For the first time he kept his hand on my head, and he gently pushed down so I took more to suck. He would push and relax setting up a tempo for my bobbing on his dick, every fourth stroke or so pushing a little harder till he was hitting my throat and I knew I was sucking more then ever before. I gagged a few times as he started thrusting while pushing down.

He put his other hand on my head and held me in place as he started to fuck my mouth, he may have even grunted a few times I don’t remember, I know I gagged several times as both his hands were holding me tight.

All of a sudden there is a hot, salty, slimey fluid shooting into my mouth and throat. I move my tongue to block the rest of the shots.

When he was done he let go of my head and I sat up...

And this was the beginning of a whole new deeper phase of your friendship...?