🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

Ok.

  • My cleavage always needs molesting. Just not many are up to the task
  • England isn't an island. We are joined to Wales and Scotland. Great Britain is an island. I want a smaller warmer one. Where I'm in charge.
  • Why do you have a concrete pond? Shouldn’t ponds have water in? Is a concrete pond..... wait a minute... are you in the Mafia?.. *narrows eyes and reevaluates'...
  • Don't say titties. I WILL get @LaisDeMarieDeFrance 's shank.
  • My boobs are amazing flotation devices.


*pondering*
 
Enjoying the fact that I’m back at my home office, where I don’t have to worry about an irate spouse of a contractor coming in and yelling at me over payments… I do not handle confrontation well and broke out in splotchy hives down my neck and chest 😫
Want us to gather the lit posse and go beat some ass?
We can't be having splotchy hive boobs around here! 😂
 
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