🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

Eating lunch and fuming. Going to a concert in Chicago in a couple weeks and just got an email saying that they changed the venue to a smaller venue. I have no problem except that I booked a hotel for the night which was a 10 minute walk from the old venue. Now with the new venue it's almost a 2 hour walk. Yeh, no. And our hotel is non refundable. Grrrr.
 
How to take over the world? (Cuz that would probably be an improvement!)
Yep. Put me in charge for 6 years with no chance of relection. Also, no takes backsies.

I'd sort out all the shit. Then fuck off to an island on my own to live out my days, having a rotating rota of approved visitors who could cum and visit me until I get bored of them then the next shift can take over.

Actually, I might pass on sorting out all the shit and go straight to the exit plan.
 
Yep. Put me in charge for 6 years with no chance of relection. Also, no takes backsies.

I'd sort out all the shit. Then fuck off to an island on my own to live out my days, having a rotating rota of approved visitors who could cum and visit me until I get bored of them then the next shift can take over.

Actually, I might pass on sorting out all the shit and go straight to the exit plan.
so what you're saying is your cleavage needs molested?

And aren't you in England? Isn't that already "living on an island"?
I mean if you just want to drift off somewhere using your titties as floatation devices I have a concrete pond outback...
 
so what you're saying is your cleavage needs molested?

And aren't you in England? Isn't that already "living on an island"?
I mean if you just want to drift off somewhere using your titties as floatation devices I have a concrete pond outback...
Ok.

  • My cleavage always needs molesting. Just not many are up to the task
  • England isn't an island. We are joined to Wales and Scotland. Great Britain is an island. I want a smaller warmer one. Where I'm in charge.
  • Why do you have a concrete pond? Shouldn’t ponds have water in? Is a concrete pond..... wait a minute... are you in the Mafia?.. *narrows eyes and reevaluates'...
  • Don't say titties. I WILL get @LaisDeMarieDeFrance 's shank.
  • My boobs are amazing flotation devices.
 
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