Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

As long as maligned wives and rampant intrusive advising exist, we're gonna have an internal mess.

Time to make new rules for the commune?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Time to make new jewels for the Commons?

We don’t have a Parliamentary system here, nor should gaudy adornment matter in legislation.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

We don’t have a paramilitary system here, nor should gory entertainment matter in legislatures.

If only it were true.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

If only it were blue.

Choke it long enough and you could call it a Smurf!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Stroke it long enough and you could restore its girth.

Are we talking about bicycle pumps?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Are we talking about bisexual pumps?

There's no reason pretty shoes should be reserved for women only.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

There's no reason petty shows should be expected from women

Why not - isn’t that part of the fun of people watching?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Why not - isn’t that part of the fun of people snatching?

Yes, but kidnapping is against the law whether or not you strip the victim.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yes, but kids napping isn't against the law, whether or not you strap them in.

... Well, you should definitely strap them in while in the car, at least.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

... Well, you should definitely strap Mom in while in the car’s back seat.

I’m sure she’ll be okay on my lap for this one trip...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m sure she’ll be okay with my lapping for this one strip...

You're licking what?!?

 

[yowser]

You're fricking what?!?

My identity on this site has nothing to do with bestiality.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My identity on this site has nothing to do with best-friending.

But isn't it an erotic pen-pal site?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Butt-Jism. It’s an erotic rectal site.

I’m not tainting my browser history confirming that.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not tainting my brown mystery confirming that.

Things wash clean. Usually, at least.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thongs wash clean unless you have yeast.

There are medications to address that problem.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

There are populations addressing that problem.

Do you call those populations orgies, gangbangs, harems, or flocks of voyeurs?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Do you call those pantomimes orgies, gangbangs, harems, or flocks of voyeurs?

Whatever you call it, don't let the kids anywhere near them!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Whatever you call it, let the kids somewhere near them!

I hope you’re talking about goats & grass

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I hope you’re talking about groping ass.

Not every woman finds that to be complimentary, you know.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not every woman makes that complimentary, you know.

What about guys - do they charge, too?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What about gays - do they change to . . .?

'Straight?' Not that I've seen.

 

[Actingup]

'Straight?' Not that I've been.

All kinks are welcome here.

 

[Rustyoznail]

All thinkers are welcome here.

Yes, most definitely. Who was it that said "When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yes, most double-dildos. Who was it that said "When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the rears"?

Admiral Phillip T. Teapot, ret., Mrs.