Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

When it down on me, it's her body that's touching mine.

That sounds reasonable unless, of course, she has multiple personalities.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

That round seed bagel... unless, of course, she has a gluten allergy?

That anxious second-guessing, whenever a hookup stays for breakfast.

 

[Actingup]

That anxious stomach-rumbling, whenever a cookup's being made for breakfast.

I find it's better to start with something light and wholesome while the hash browns and bacon are still cooking.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I find it's better to start with someone lithe and winsome, then the harsh ones and buggers are still looking.

That seems a good start for a BDSM show.

 

[yowser]

Pat seems like a good tart for a BDSM show.

Smooth skin, easily bruised, don't know how you could possibly lose.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Smooch kin, easily used, don't know how you could possibly lose.

Kissing cousins can be fun!

 

[Actingup]

Fisting cousins can be fun!

Just remember to take it real slow and keep checking in with her.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Just remember to take her real slow and keep sticking it into her.

She's one of those gals who enjoys repeated penetrations.

 

[yowser]

She's one of those gals who enjoys repeated supplications.

Demanding narcissists exhibit my least favorite human attributes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Demanding narcissistic exhibitionists are my least favorite for semen tributes.

Only donate to the most worthy!

 

[yowser]

Only fellate the most worthy!

Hear, hear! Worthy erections of the world, unite in universal sucklitude!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Hear, hear! Worthy politicians of the world, unite in universal platitudes!

I don't know about the worthy part, but the following is par for the course, isn't it?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I know about the worthy part, but following the money is par for the course, isn't it?

Accountants threaten the good order of bribes, kickbacks and fees!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Endowed men second the food order of fries, Big Macs and slushies.

Lunch break at the porno shoot?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Lost big in the Ponzi scheme?

If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

 

[Actingup]

If it sounds too big to be true, it is.

Every time I read a Literotica story, I have to remind myself that some people get inches and centimetres confused.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Every time I read a Literotica story, I have to remind myself that some people get winches and capstans confused.

They should research better when they try to write BDSM; the rack is a difficult apparatus to properly describe.

 

[Rustyoznail]

They should research better when they try to write about the BD&SM Railway; their track is a difficult configuration to properly describe.

All those junctions and short branch lines make it interesting for those who like that sort of thing.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

All those funk-fusion bands snort blow lines. Makes it interesting for those who like that sort of thing.

I take it you’re a fan of the genre.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I make it fan your genitals

So, a true blow job?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So, a blue tow job?

Yeah, the cops hauled it away for illegal parking.

 

[yowser]

Yeah, the cops bawled away for illegal snarking.

The authorities are so damn touchy these days.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The oralities are so nicely licky these days.

Dental dams & body suits.

 

[Cindy027]

Parental shams & shoddy boots.

Hiding parenthood from minors and reneging on their duties.

 

[TheGreatOz]

Hiding parents is a minor sin when rimming is their duty.

Say what? I'm pretty tolerant Cindy but some things are best left unsaid!