Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[UsuallyPresent]

Lick what? I'm pretty tasty but some things are best left untasted!

The flexibility of tongues - temptation or tease?

 

[Rustyoznail]

The flexibility of the young - temptation or tease?

The flexibility of young, over 18 adults, you mean. Need to be clear on that.

 

[Cindy027]

The dexterity of the tongue, bean exult you mean. Need to be clean on that.

It's noted that you are perceptive to your oral hygiene.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

It's noted that you are pecuniary in your oral, know what I mean?

Yes-yes! Nudge-nudge, wink-wink!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes-yes! Don't judge a twink's wink!

If it moves, fondle it!

 

[Cindy027]

If it moves, fondue it!

OMG how gross, live bait should not be used.

 

[Actingup]

OMD were gross, live bass just didn’t groove.

They were fantastic when I saw them play. I loved that song from ‘Pretty In Pink’

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They were fantastic when I saw them pray. I loved that they showed plenty of pink.

Yes, "Slaves of the Holy Master" is quite an interesting religious order.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yes, "Slaves of the Holey Master" is quite an interesting religious order.

Bring lube to Audience Participation services

 

[Actingup]

Bring lube to augment precipitatative disturbances

Dry ice works fine for that, but don't take it internally.

 

[TiberiusPrime]

Dry humping works fine for that, but don't take it internally.

Unless, y'know, you're a pain slut and you're into that sort of thing.

 

[yowser]

Undress, y'know? You're a pain slut and you're into that sort of thing.

And there'll be whippings till all the pricks are out and aroused.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

And there they'll be whipping all the pricks, out and aroused.

Sounds like Congress.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like Congrats.

Yep. Finally tied the knot. Now, which whip to use?

 

[Actingup]

Yep. Finally tied the knot. Now, which quip to use?

If you really want to get them squirming, employ sarcasm.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If you really want to get them squirting, enjoy masochism.

I'm not sure that's such a powerful turn-on for all women.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not sure. That's such a powerful turn-on for all women.

Did you combine it with puppy dog eyes?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Do you comb it over poppy frog eyes?

It's one way of hiding an unfortunate physical feature.

 

[Actingup]

It's one way of highlighting an unfortunate physical feature.

The sympathy card works every time, in my extensive experience.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The sympathy card works very time, with my expensive experiences.

The double-whammy, for sure: first the high-priced dinner and then the sob story - get's them in the sack every time!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The double-whammy, for sure: first the high-priced escort and then the sickness story - gets your sack every time!

I’m sorry modern medicine isn’t good enough to handle poor life choices.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I’m sorry Madam Madeline isn’t good enough to handle your wife choice.

But you said she was a reputable match maker!

 

[yowser]

But you said she was a reputable thatch maker!

Merkins will never go out of style.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Gherkins will never go out of style.

Not as long as there are ham and Swiss sandwiches in the world.

 

[yowser]

Not as long as there are spam and Swiss bandwidths in the world.

As long as non-aligned wifi and rampant intrusive advertising exist, we're gonna have an internet mess.